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Lith | He/She/They | Cane Wielder | Wearer of Dyke Boots | Writer | Current WIP: Pirate Adventure | I ❤️ stories about fucked up parents doing their best

[avendell]

Jude and Cardan

[kaipaedyn]

remember locke trying to make cardan jealous by saying “do you remember the party at my maze garden? how i kissed her while you watched?” and cardan replied with “I recall that your hands were on her, but her eyes were on me”.

I HAVE NEVER BEEN THE SAME EVER SINCE

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[kaipaedyn]

jude poisoning both cups to trick madoc was such a power move bc that woman literally planned everything. she did not take one risk in her plan and succeeded. down from feeding herself small amounts of poison to get used to it to poisoning both the drinks bc she didn't know for sure which one madoc would choose. that's a mastermind right there if you ask me

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[viorelx]

The way she's holding his chin. Love it.

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[shizzlesisntevenaword]

Cardan not going after Jude during her exile always makes me cry because the only reason he wasn’t is because he wanted to respect her wants and autonomy so bad. He didn’t want to make her come back if she didn’t want to, didn’t look for her because he genuinely believed Jude would come back if she wanted to be found. And again it’s just so in-character of him to automatically think she’s just found something better than him because no one ever willingly picked and stayed with him when they had a choice so why would she?

[airiruriru]

𝙈𝙮 𝙛𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧'𝙨 𝙛𝙖𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙚𝙧

This is my entry for @/eclipvze_art (ig) 's DTIYS! Had a lot of fun with it <3 Make sure to check her original illustration in her instagram profile!

[murasaki-cha]

Absolutely priceless to me that Jude only realised she's in Cardan's room in Hallow Hall because she saw his closet.

Like the school books did not raise any flags at all. Why wouldn't faeries that went to that place for nothing more than partying and getting high, have their homework spread out on the table?

But the second she laid eyes in that wardrobe she really went "No bitch dresses THAT extra even in Elfhame besides THAT ONE!"

Keep staying iconic Cardan✨️

[viivdle]

cardan sleeping soundly because his wife did come back and she saved him and he knows she will keep him safe and he'll keep her safe and they love each other through the mortal lands and to the grounds of the undersea

[madockisser]

madoc encouraging murder to his thousands of bastard/adopted/in law children

[baaozher]

omg tumblr im so sorry i forgot i had this app again... anyways more jurdan 🙂‍↕️

[variousfandomthoughts]

Jude: And thus, by slowly taking larger and larger amounts of these small doses, our bodies will become used to the poisons, eventually making us immune to even lethal amounts.

Cardan: I thought we were just doing drugs together.

[xcruelprincessx]

Jude: I killed your dear friend Valerian 😈 *tries to scare him*

Cardan: Oh, I wondered where he went...anyways wanna see my tail? 😏

[devi1sange1]

The end of the wicked king is SO funny because Cardan is basically like:

“Hey babe, this mutually toxic thing that we have going on is, surprisingly, toxic. So how about we fix that by, and hear me out, getting married? Answer quickly.”

Absolutely insane behavior.

[kaipaedyn]

this will never not be funny to me, judecardan are so unserious 😭

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[xcruelprincessx]

Cardan: All I want is love and care...

Jude: *brutally murdering a faerie*

Cardan: That one. I want that one

[beloved-daydreams]

Jurdan gets funnier and funnier the more you think about them and realize how much of a big loser both of them are when it comes to love.

Mfs get married to supposedly "form a trustworthy alliance" -> Cardan exiles Jude the next day to impress her, because apparently his rizz disappears when it truly matters 💀 -> Jude takes it seriously, stays in the human world for months and is salty af -> Cardan cries himself to sleep and writes pathetic little letters to her. Like wow you did that to yourself you dumb bitch 😭

And don't get me STARTED on their dumbass confessions. Cardan's was, I'm pretty sure, 80% on a whim. Like, maybe he had prepared the words in his mind but he didn't plan to confess to her right then and there at such a bad time. Says "well you probably already guessed as much" at the end then RUNS AWAY probably because he's overwhelmed and Jude is left standing there like???? No I fucking didn't guess you liked me lmao??? I'm dumb af bro, should've been this direct from the start :')

And Jude's is also hilarious because she says it kind of hurriedly as soon as they're alone, since she had promised herself to tell him the first moment they get together. Girlie confesses and CARDAN DOESN'T BELIEVE HER 😭 so homegirl has to EXPLAIN in DETAILS when she thinks she started to fall for him, why she started to like him, why she believed he didn't like her and why she felt the need to hide it. And ONLY after that whole ass explanation Cardan's finally like "omg!!! You liked me because I'm clever and funny?!?? Omgggg..."

Those fuckers were really married for months before fumbling their way through awkward confessions because they can't indulge in the thought that the other likes them. Like they were legit EMBARRASSED to admit that they like eachother while being MARRIED. Please this is so unserious, get real.

[mistylakeee]

I love how Jude kissed Cardan the first time with the intention of humiliating him. this guy pushed her into a lake, kicked dirt in her food, did little to nothing when she was high on faerie fruit, and now he reveals it was cuz he has a crush on her and hates himself for it. And her knee-jerk response is to shame him by making out with him so he can feel how badly he wants her and how embarrassed he should be by it. It’s almost too girlboss to wrap my head around. And then she accidentally enjoys kissing him so whoopsie