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[sacred-portal]

[stuckinapril]

kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow

[suigintou]

i bet it was really fun to dump boiling pitch on dudes when they were trying to climb siege ladders back in the day

[pieklo]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

[dinobot]

we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger

[typhus-andronicus]

[girlnumbers]

how it looks for two loner shut-ins to swag out together

[toskarinfr]

it's important to have bits that aren't good and also nobody likes and also aren't funny

[femmenietzsche]

Nero wanting to be an actor, Commodus wanting to be a gladiator, Musk wanting to be a poster - many such cases

[subjectsix]

out thrifitng, I hear a mom hiss “aiden. do not.” then a short pause followed by fervent bongo playing

[sp1resong]

being self aware suuuucks like yeah this thought pattern/behavior is stupid and pointless and a symptom. i know this. [does it anyways

[lakevida]

remember when guys would just wear anime girl orgasm face compilation hoodies out in the world i want a where are they now for those people. i do assume most of them have passed away from vape rig complications

[flowerbleedme]

A New "Evil Island" Has Been Discovered in the Galapagos - And Yep, The Finches There Evolved to Kick Babies

[clocktower3iso]

I left tumblr for like 7 years now sometimes posts are underwater now

[systemhead]

globael warming

[benzeneteen]

i wish i was a cishet guy so that i could start a podcast and go to the gym and allow that to fulfill me spiritually. but instead i have these visions

[swarnpert]

can you take my white ass to funkytown

[jame7t]

nope. torture city again

[deathwarlock]

when she does anything to it at all

[grubarchived]

[planetclaires-deactivated202404]

pirating movies by seeing them in tumblr gifs and basing my own story around them

[rabbitrah]

that's how medieval peasants were supposed to use the stained glass windows to teach themselves bible stories when church was exclusively in latin

[therestlessforest]

Blorbaux from my tapestries