[spidergirl-fibula]

kicked out of the debate for interrupting all my opponent's arguements by saying "me when i'm a dipshit idiot" and then threatening to kill them in increasingly erotic tones

[chemicahs]

Me and Mario contemplate what it means to live

[noonwalkdiary]

please be nice to me. i am a thousand years old and very shy

[bestdriltweet]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

talking to a guy and he just starts eating a berry that boosts special attack

[fionacle]

i’m. killing you. i’m KILLING you. i don’t care about ANYTHING else, i don’t give a SHIT about anything else. i- my programming is just get. that. fucking. guy. right. now.

[uukiri]

👁️👁️

[pjackk]

Yeah i dont think i can take any more madness/pain

[orochimarufacts]

Permission to be vulnerable in this torture dungeon. Do you guys even like me 

[thatguydelton]

[roundo]

August is going to be good to us!

[anton--rayne]

dni unless you are a pervert who engages with irredeemable media

[jethroq]

[felinepipebomb]

via @orbitalpirate

[mummer]

why dont you read/watch something that forces you to confront the fact that you are capable of feeling empathy for a person who has done deeply cruel or evil things. And maybe you’ll calm down

[citrussam]

I tried to save your soul

[contemptible-scoundrel]

kyaaaaa~!! you pervert! *activates a laser grid that cuts you into a dozen bloody cubes*

[evilvillain123456789]

daily affirmations

I am a vortex of Bullshit

I attract Toxicity

I attract Negative energy

Wealth and Success flee from me

Angelic guides Abandon me due to my Personality Disorder

My Higher Self is trapped inside of a Prism and being tortured by Demons

Powerful Forces are conspiring for my Downfall

My Crystal's are Busted

My Chakras are Spinning Backeards

My Pineal Gland is replaced.with a Deer Pellet

I suck Positive Vibes out of the Room and Replace them with Rancidity and Hatred

I attract Drama

My Children Hate me

Bugs Grow in my Whiote Girl Dreds

My Twin Flame left me for a Pleadiean Bitch with 6 Penise's

My OF is Failing

My SoundCloud is Shadowbanned

My Volkswagon Golf has a Catastrophic Oil Leak

I have Ozempic Face

I have Nothing

My life is Fucked

My life is Fucked

My life is Fucked

MY LIFE IS fucked.