E.L. Howe

name: El or whatever prounouns: 😏 job: Idiot, teacher, dumbass, writer, etc etc etc

[kuttithevangu]

Instead of doomscrolling lately I have been reading my PDFs and it turns out if you do this you learn a whole bunch of stuff. I’m afraid I must recommend it

[uncertainlys]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i didnt have a competitive spirit

[ddeck]

i cannot overstate how good it feels to watch older movies where the actors were still allowed to look kinda weird and not be conventionally attractive. like it is genuinely healing

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[evilvillain123456789]

>Hit pedestrian

>Check engine light turns back off

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[astrodael]

[ohevoyev]

joan of arc in art antonin mercié (1848-1900) / kay nielsen (c. 1914) / jules bastien-lepage (1879) / unknown artist (1837) / christopher whall (1922) / zoé-laure de chatillon (1869)

[o-craven-canto]

Come to the Human Cuisine Restaurant, we have:

Boiled grain

Flatbread with various toppings

Flatbread wrapped around filling

Fried lean meat

Stew of fatty meat and starch

Fermented vegetable

Oily sauce

Aromatic herbs

Stimulant alkaloids

Alcoholic beverage

[dragongirlsweetie]

fantasy stories love to begin with the world's most razeable peaceful little farming village having a big grand festival

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[oneheadtoanother]

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[funstyle]

*cools ur dashboard down*

[lykksalighet]

not to be a debbie downer but if you buy cosmetic surgery for your dog you are going to super-hell

[the-frog-blog]

[kuttithevangu]

“OUR ENEMIES NEVER STOP THINKING OF NEW WAYS TO HARM OUR COUNTRY AND OUR PEOPLE, AND NEITHER DO WE”, the GOP’s successful running motto for 20+ years