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Imagine a boyband and one of them chooses the gimmick "the poiosner"

Like in interviews he drops hints that he's taken lives ans he jokes about not leaving your food with him and all his clothes have like snakes or green vials in the design

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I stand by this, every boy band needs the bad boy, the nice one, the sensitive one, the athletic one and The Poisoner

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Many people say stuff about you. Like how you are sensative, annoying, an idiot, or just straight up bad person. How do you feel about that?

wizardcurse

I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it’s from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto

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—Saturday 02nd October, 2011. 8:45pm.

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Favorite ship dynamic

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[ID: A screenshot of a Discord conversation that reads:

juno: A drawing of one person holding a limp woman as it rains on the streets with the text “she overdose / on yaoi cocaine.”

OkamiWolven: can i make a joke about your absent father

juno: yea. End ID]

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that’s the most accurate depiction of this I’ve ever seen

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“that character is problematic” i am sick and twisted. next

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“that character is irredeemable” god i hope so. i hope they get worse

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Reality is like 'PROBLEMS PROBLEMS PROBLEMS PROBLEMS PROBLEMS PROBLEMS PROBLEMS' while fiction is like 'mmm problems'.

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ryethe

(4)nemo!

sleepeys

the horrible thought that i don't think i will ever be able to hear the phrase "among us" normally anymore is starting to worry me. i will be dead in a casket fifty years from now and the person giving the eulogy could say something like "i know that, even though they're gone, in some ways they're still among us" and literally resurrect me right then and there