Cosimo Galluzzi
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The Stonewall Inn
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Show & Tell
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Jules of Nature
Misplaced Lens Cap
Keni
Fai_Ryy
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hello vonnie
we're not kids anymore.
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
#extradirty
taylor price
bliss lane
Product Placement
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@h0rsantula
Investigations showed us that Edgeworth is truly a genius prosecutor; after all, his mind simultaneously make shocking hypotheses, like "we found a bloody knife + the body has stab wounds = this is the murder weapon!", and gay thoughts about Phoenix. The man is great at multitasking.
OUPPIES AND KITTIES CAN BE FRIENDS CONFIRMED !!!
at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.
at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly
at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.
at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.
At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.
the MOST iconic 20 seconds of any anime dub i’ve ever experienced
EVEN THE FUCKING MUSIC OH MY LORD
i looked through the notes to see what this was (it’s cyber city oedo 808) and ended up crying laughing at the wikipedia article for it
every so often people start liking and reblogging this post from me, and every time i forget how funny it is until i watch it again. hey bentn. don’t crap ya paants if ya see a vampire out deeah. get lost. you wouldn’t recognize a gaddam vampire if one jumped up and bit you on the end of your fucken dick. So just get off my back.
[the most violently 1980s synthesizer sting i have ever heard]
what failing at your passion and watching the people you look up to most crumble does to a girl
MY MAiN GOAL iS TO BLOW UP AND ACT LiKE i DON’T KNOW NOBODY
Computer simulation of a world where eye floaters are replaced by bart
Bart floaters no mercy
going to a concert tomorrow hope nothing bad happens there
8/10, crazy stage pyrotechnics, but the murder kinda ruined it
the tracks
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
I've always thought a Pokémon journey could fix Merrin Meredith, and so I wrote an entire fic about it. Think about it: he had Darke powers, used to collect bugs, and rode a Darke dragon, all of which are Pokémon types! It would also give him two things he's never had before: friends and respect. Also, I thought Corbeau would be a good mentor for him. Merrin's my favorite character of all time, so this was a blast to write.
On This Day In Homestuck:
June 28th, 2015
Dave and Dirk talk it out.
ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic
Of course, it’s Sonic’s birthday today! (23rd of June)
agent 47. your target is little timmy bippins. he is five years old. he kicked over my awesome sand castle at the beach last week. bean his dumb apple sauce skull with your dual pistols 47. mush him 47, extremely serious: Okey.
i had to. i had to dub it. i had to.
PHENOMENAL
this is how charli xcx sounds to straight men
HAPPY THE FIRST TIME HE’S FELT THIS WAY WITH A MAN DAY
