yeehaw

Layla, 27, Bi Ace, she/her, autistic. i just say whatever here dudes.

[deathstars]

HELLO ! have you thought about Van Gogh’s First Steps today ?

[deathstars]

Here you go. This world is beautiful. Humans are beautiful. I love you

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[karcatgirl-vantas]

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

[skluug]

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.

The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.

I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

"touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate"

i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.

therefore, the Default Object is:

beautiful

makes a horrendous sound

smells absolutely awful

is very fragile

tastes delicious

and i still cannot think of anything that matches this

[and-a-pidgey-in-a-wepear-tree]

behold, the default object!

[ospreyonthemoon]

DEFAULT OBJECT FOUND

[karcatgirl-vantas]

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

[skluug]

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.

The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.

I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

"touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate"

i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.

therefore, the Default Object is:

beautiful

makes a horrendous sound

smells absolutely awful

is very fragile

tastes delicious

and i still cannot think of anything that matches this

[and-a-pidgey-in-a-wepear-tree]

behold, the default object!

[ospreyonthemoon]

DEFAULT OBJECT FOUND

[laylanatorseventeen]

the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making people think ibs is a joke because it involves bowel movements, when in reality it can cause pain so debilitating that you can't stand upright out of straight up NOWHERE

[laylanatorseventeen]

Horrorstruck by devastating comment by well-meaning cis coworker.

Made joking observation that I have now been called 'sir' four times by customers despite my ponytail and earrings. Not offended, but baffled but here in Tennessee apparently they did not see hoofprints and think horse.

Coworker, trying to comfort me in my femininity, says, "oh honey, that's ridiculous, you have bigger boobs than I have!"

Absolutely mortified. Hope she was lying/exaggerating in attempt to comfort my perceived insecurity. Now self conscious in way have not been in like 8 years. Was under impression that wardrobe flattened/obscured chest to acceptable degree. Absolutely horrified.

[laylanatorseventeen]

So many afghan designs.....so little time......so little space.....

[importantcatpics]

[keepyourmouthshutandyourmindopen]

Need one more to unlock the door

[cartoon-fanaticism]

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

[wassuppeas]

[weaver-z]

I've been laughing about the Mark Hamill gaygay tweet for six hours

[weaver-z]

Ben grinding his teeth over this might be the funniest thing I've seen in years. Bro. You're seething over the Mark Hamill gaygay tweet.

[astrangeenchantedboy]

[whos-this-lisa-person]

Is nobody else going to mention the fact that Mark signs his name as Mar Camel???

[laylanatorseventeen]

His ardor cannot be dampened

[laylanatorseventeen]

Just watched Together and while I enjoyed it I must say this entire situation could have been avoided if, like, when they got thirsty they perhaps drank of the DELUGE OF RAINWATER COMING THROUGH THE CAVE ENTRANCE instead of the disgusting questionable black water in the puddle?????

[followthebluebell]

Amazing. He's five years old and has never had a single thought in his entire life.

[cannibalchicken]

[werewolfweed]

this image made me so sad I had to clean him and give him a hot cocoa

[asoftgoth]

friendly reminder its never too late to transition. idc if you go from peepaw to meemaw its never too late

[fleshst4r]

.

we're not going to make it

we will make it

it'll take too long to rebuild ourselves

we will make it

but what if we don't wake up in the morning

we will make it

i don't see a future with me in it

we will make it

we'll give up long before then

we will make it

im scared

i love you. we will make it

Voting ended onApr 11

[animnightmare]

The votes on this post. Oh. A poem in poll form, interactive art, the fact we can see how the other people reading it felt. im. this is really good.

[laylanatorseventeen]

I hath doodled