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Merry Fuckmas mates
1115 UTC is 9:15 pm AEST.
8:45 in SA and NT.
7:15 in WA.
For those who celebrate.
Pop on some sunscreen and crack open a cold one we are statistically getting heatstroke.
reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you canât not have servants in those times but many modern readers think âbut I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servantsâ and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldnât it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing youâll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc heâs not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way
one of my favorite parts of anna karenina addressed this. as i remember it, a landowner (levin?) basically had a midlife crisis and started working the fields. the farmhands were pretty confused and annoyed at this relatively weak, ineffective guy playacting as a farmhand. he was in the way, had no idea what he was doing, didn't understand their micro culture (esp. things like what they liked to talk about and what they found funny) and most of all, he was...THEIR BOSS.
this is why I get annoyed by people being like "why is the noble heroine in this 19th-century novel lonely? why does she say she's all alone? her maid is there! ugh! so dehumanizing!!!!"
she is the maid's BOSS
they are not FRIENDS
the maid probably does not DESIRE her friendship
the servants are not your confidants in this scenario. IRL, the notion of the Loyal Family Retainer was most common in sentimental literature for the employing class (which btw was like upper-working-class on up, although the lower you go, the more work the family would be doing alongside them) and sometimes weaponized by them to try and get extra emotional or physical labor out of domestic workers
did emotional intimacy develop sometimes? absolutely- and it was often encouraged for upper-class 19th-century children in the US and UK, who could spend a lot of time with their nanny and in the servants' sphere in general. was classism a factor? 100%.
but it's not dehumanizing to be like "my employee is not my BFF"
But if I actually met Taylor Swift we'd be BESTIES.
I just GET Markiplier, y'know, we have a special bond.
Teaboot SAYS he's kinda crusty and not-as-nice in real life but we'd be SO close I just KNOW it.
I recently found my âgoldâ hammer after misplacing it. Itâs my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,
but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.
BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that
you find a phillips screwdriver.
BUT DONâT THINK THATâS ALL THERE IS! THEREâS MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!
BUT THATâS STILL NOT THE END!!
unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver
look at how cute it is!
itâs like a matryoshka doll of tools.
I have one of these and I keep it in my IT toolkit because that teeny little screwdriver is the right side for laptop casings, but because it lives inside a large object itâs harder to misplace than a standard tiny screwdriver. Also because the look on a clientâs face when you bring out a brass hammer to fix their laptop is absolutely wild.
so many problems can be solved with just that one hammer
The Kids just aren't being taught how to write a cv or cover letter huh
I've seen ones today including photos, dates of birth, place of birth even!
And also several formatted like they were writing a message to a friend! Full of exclamation marks! This is a formal document!
this one is formatted like a powerpoint presentation. to be clear I'm not in charge of any descision making I'm just going through redacting identifying/potentially biasing info but like...some of these formatting decisions are also potentially biasing
Yeah, I remember getting some wild ones when I was hiring manager
So many women feel the need to mention their young children in their cover letters and CVs. Some young people slip in that they can't drive, a sort of pre-emptive "but it's okay I have a bus pass". So many people go and shove their mental health issues with anxiety and depression in there.
I remember one girl had clearly been told that she needed to explain any gaps in employment in the cover letter (terrible blanket advice), and so had described how she had developed depression after a traumatic miscarriage and spent a year in a terrible spiral getting worse and worse before getting on a new medication that, and I quote, "seemed to be finally starting to work." There are ways she could have written that information if she was desperately wanting to include it (I cannot stress enough that she should not have included a word of it), but the way it was written was almost literally a description of how she would be a horrendously unreliable employee who could dip out at a moment's notice and would never be seen again, while also demonstrating that she cannot determine appropriate professional communication.
(And for the record, the latter is the actual issue. I have no problems at all hiring employees with mental health issues, and did several times hire people in recovery to help them get back on their feet. Only once did that not work out; all others were amazing, and two became some of our best employees - one is now a manager there, in fact. But if an employee can't be trusted not to over share personal information with customers or colleagues, particularly triggering topics... That's a different issue. She did herself no favours at all there, and nor did whoever told her employers will always need employment gaps explaining in a cover letter).
Another guy once wrote in his cover letter "I want this job because after years of messing about I now have a little girl, so I need to sort my life out for her, and if I can't do it even for her then more fool me." Which, like, I admire the drive and passion. But again. Why are you telling an employer that you're a flight risk. Why are you telling us this.
One 18 year old volunteered, unforced, that he was gay. Just right in the cover letter. That he sent to a future employer.
And then, of course, the thousands that send in CVs and cover letters that are horrendously mis-spelled. Again, as an employer, I care dick-all if you're dyslexic or what have you; but I do care that you didn't think it was important to get someone to proofread a professional document for you before submission. That tells me quite a big thing about the level of professionalism I can expect from you in the role. It wasn't massively relevant for the job I was hiring for (escape room game master), but if we'd had slightly different job duties (e.g. writing official soc med posts), that would be the difference between getting an interview or not.
Honestly, half of my role as a hiring manager was just... having to explain to the other hiring manager that she was being biased based on information neither of us should have had in the first place. And she wasn't a bad person, but bias gets you even if you don't want it to. Give yourself the best chance. Don't fuck it by sending in a dumbass cover letter.
They're teaching nurses to include birthdate and a photo in their resumes. At university. In 2023. Ridiculous.
june is over... goodbye pride month, hello disability pride month!!
let's all be disabled this month... together đ€
if you're not disabled yet: no need to worry! i can help. come closer.
Either you live long enough to become disabled, or Tumblr user @liebelesbe GETS you
Have you ever wondered about the secret inner life of all the animals around you? The magpies in my neighbourhood have an elaborate social structure. Last week, while out for my evening constitutional, I rounded a corner on the greenbelt too quickly, and saw something very odd. In the middle of the path, I saw a civil dispute between them.
Two of the magpies were holding down a third magpie, and a fourth magpie was wearing what looked like little robes and a powered wig. I don't know where they got that from, but it was adorable. They were all squawking at each other, and pecking at the one on the ground. When this kind of thing happens, you feel like you should step in. Abandon your crude justice system, birds! Listen not to this corrupt "justice," who was probably appointed by a bird not operating in your best interests.
My hand was still. I didn't want to catch a contempt charge. The (human) justice who yelled at me for most of last week's ordeal told me that I was lucky to get away after turning his courtroom into a circus. Who knows what magpie jail was like? As a minority, I'd be isolated and attacked, picked on whenever I tried to get extra birdseed at the cafeteria or call my family by standing on the roof and squawking real loud. I decided not to interfere.
Sure enough, a fifth magpie soon appeared, wearing a little white tie. He already had the black robe, I guess. After presenting some evidence to the justice magpie, he consulted it for a bit. Soon, the justice rapped a little gavel on the bike path, and the accused was freed. I had seen the avian court system work yet again.
Once they had dispersed from the path, I continued my walk. Up in the trees, I heard the accused magpie complain to his friends.
"Can't believe I got busted for nest raiding, man. It's not my fault. It's all because the grocery store started locking up their dumpster to keep that asshole from stealing all the expired ramen."
I looked up, and the birds were all staring at me. I quickened my pace, and speed-dialled my attorney. He would love to be the first to defend someone in inter-species court.
I finally read Witch Hat Atelier.
#I'd imagine this is how elfs feel about humans
Now I want elves that have a rapid juvenile and breeding period and then are just 'old' for centuries.
Which is just humans dialled up a bit but I think it'd still land as wild and alien.
Actually reading the whole paper: Why Was It Europeans Who Conquered the World?
I posted an interesting table from this paper a few weeks ago, showing the percentage of time the European great powers were at war by century.
Having now actually reviewed the paper's argument in depth, I can summarize it here.
Hoffman argues that for the rulers of European great powers from 1500 onwards, choosing to fight wars was similar to a tournament - it takes investment (here, military spending) and the winner gets a prize (territory, military prestige). This is also when gunpowder weapons emerge fully onto the scene. Gunpowder, unlike more conventional fighting methods with melee weapons or archery, has vast potential to be improved through dedicated research or improvement on past experience, called "learning by doing." He gives the latter more emphasis in the model:
One reasonable way to conceive of the learning is to assume that it depends on the resources spent on war. Greater military spending gives a ruler more of a chance to learn, and rulers anywhere can do it âit is not peculiar to one corner of the world. We can model the relationship by assuming that each unit of resources z spent gives a ruler an independent chance at a random military innovation x, where x has an absolutely continuous cumulative distribution function F(x) with support [0, a].
Emphasis mine. Essentially, spending more on war and fighting more gives you a better chance to learn to fight better. You can also copy others' innovations from previous rounds of warfare, allowing knowledge to disperse, although he allows for frictions in said dispersal later in the paper.
An important point he introduces is that gunpowder weaponry is not effective against every type of enemy. It works against conventional states with fixed populations and fortifications, but is less effective against nomadic armies without cities to beseige and which can continually retreat into their steppe. Western states primarily fought other equivalent centralized states, which was also the case in pre-Tokugawa era Japan, but China primarily fought against nomads, the Ottomans and the early Russian empire fought against a mix of states and nomads, and Indian warfare also featured such battles. These states will mix their spending on gunpowder and horse archer style forces depending on their threat mix. As horse archery holds less potential for improvement, states dependent upon it are prone to falling behind over time.
Skipping the boring model math, we reach some paragraphs worth quoting at length. His model predicts we will see sustained warfare and military development if:
(...) the value of the prize [of winning a war] is higher, when opponentsâ costs ci [political costs of military spending] are similar, and when fixed costs b [fixed costs of setting up a fiscal system, military system, and navy] are smaller. Opponentsâ costs will be similar if rival countries are of roughly the same size and face similar resistance to tax levies or conscription. The fixed costs will be small if setting up an army, a navy, or a fiscal system does not entail heavy expenses. That would certainly be the case if some of the fixed costs are sunk because a tax bureaucracy was already in place, naval dockyards had already been built, or a system had already been established for drafting soldiers, commandeering ships, or supplying provisions. The fixed costs would likely be modest too if the two rulersâ realms lay near one another, for fighting a distant country would entail setting up a big invasion force. War will persist if the inequality holds for successive generations of rulers.
Without war, there will be no learning by doing and no improvement in military technology. If the fighting halts, so will advances in military technology, and the resources mobilized zi will decline too. War will be likely to stop if the fixed costs rise, or if a ruler annihilates his opponents and conquers their realms. His successors will then have no nearby rivals, and their only potential adversaries will be further away and so entail larger fixed costs. It will simply not be worth fighting them.
This is a necessary, but not sufficient, condition for continued military innovation. Three other conditions are required:
The resources spent on warfare must be high, which is caused by having a large prize to win by fighting relative to political costs of fighting.
States must use gunpowder weaponry heavily, to ensure enough doing to cause learning by doing.
States must be able to acquire the latest innovations in gunpowder technology from other states at low cost.
He goes through why these conditions failed in various non-western regions.
All three conditions fail in China. It lacked suitable targets to take over; conquering Japan would have required the creation of a large enough navy, a very large fixed cost relative to the prize of conquest. It also fought primarily against nomads, leading to focus on non-gunpowder weaponry. Finally, acquiring many western military techniques such as the creation of modern artillery would have required recruiting large teams of highly-skilled military specialists from Europe, which would have been difficult and expensive.
Japan did see some continuous military development in its warlord phase, but once the Shogunate took over the country it ran into the same factors as China. A brief attempt to conquer Korea turned out to be extremely costly and was abandoned after its main leader died, serving as a sort of exception which proves the rule.
India had some nomad conflicts, splitting effort between weaponry types. As well, its low taxation rates, imply high political costs to taxation, leading to relatively low military spending. As well, dynastic strife within ruling families reduced the value of winning military glory, since a winning ruler might be assassinated by a relative, making his conquests pointless. These factors kept a lid on gunpowder-related military spending. The British East India Company could therefore roll up much of the subcontinent by taking advantage of its low cost to mobilizing military resources and exploiting succession crises.
Russia and the Ottoman Empire diverge partway through the period. Initially, both seem to have high costs of mobilizing resources to fight, and both are splitting their wars between western states and nomadic armies. However, once Russia conquers most of its nomadic enemies, and implements peasant conscription, it focuses more squarely on gunpowder weaponry with greater resources than before. So from around 1700, its fortunes diverge from the Ottoman Empire, and it starts performing better against European enemies while the Ottomans fall behind.
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Overall, an interesting paper. I'm sure that area experts would be driven to a blind fury seeing their region's fiscal realities simplified as "high costs of mobilizing resources," and pour out thousands of words arguing that lower Chinese tax revenues fail to reflect the true reality on the ground. But the use of even just a simple game theory model allows Hoffman to make his argument mathematically explicit, as opposed to a mushier wordy history argument with many fiddly points left for rhetorical wiggle room.
Historians should try to be more like this:
I don't think I mask.
I have eyespots.
Masking is a verb that implies something artificial, constructed, that can be removed and that in removal reveals a truer view of the now-unmasked. Masking is hiding, disguising, occluding, lying.
But I don't feel like I'm misrepresenting myself. When I smile and laugh even when I'm stressed and know I'm stressed, it's not usually because I'm lying for the comfort and benefit of others, or to avoid repercussions for myself- Usually it's because I'd rather be smiling and laughing. It's genuine joy. It's not a mask.
It's eyespots. Look at THIS part of me! Isn't THIS part of me so very visible and distinctive! Do you see my eyespots and infer a different, larger shape for me? More threatening? Deliberately hidden? Psych I am just a moth.
My eyespots are intrinsic. I can't remove them and reveal something truer- removal of eyespots just cuts part of me out. Painting over the eyespots IS a mask.
Maybe I learnt to use them to misdirect. Maybe sometimes I position myself behind my eyespots, confident that the rest of my squishy moth body is unnoticeable.
Maybe I never had to learn shit, maybe the rest of me was just never noticed next to BAM EYES. Maybe I've always been here, just as I am, and exhortations to unmask are asking me to pluck off my wings, peel off my skin
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My wife @aorryn47 is reading Kushielâs Chosen right now. For any unaware the series follows a courtesan/spy and her adventures and itâs very spicy with lots of sex scenes.
As my wife and I have embarked on book writing and two smut scenes currently exist my wife and I are needing to find acceptable words for various genitalia.
âCockâ is my favorite for penis, âphallusâ is both of our least favorite. Vagina and labia are trickier as there just isnât a very good stand in. âFoldsâ is okay, âclitâ is fine, âpussyâ made my wife laugh themself sick when I gave up on finding a nicer word.
But my wife has very strong feelings about what they feel the worst option is.
Today I got sent this
this story has combined with my knowledge of minecraft to produce 3d6 psychic damage
when you pass my cell in hell please throw me some peanuts or something. thanks.
I very enjoyed those books. I think my favourite thing is just how transparently Carey only wants to write about Pretty People. Even the people who aren't literally angelically gorgeous are 'striking' or 'hot for a foreigner'. Funny af. Also all the genitalia languages.
Vampire girl explaining that vampires donât necessarily have to kill someone to drink their blood, but she did kind of kill a lot of people back when she was all depressed pre-transition: âwhen I was an egg I ate four dozen ladsâ
Everytime I see this I sing it
Beautiful, you donât HAVE to forgive them. You just canât ridicule them after leaving for being âtaintedâ or âevilâ or whatever the acceptable word is now. Do not punish the behaviour you want to see.
âBut they shouldâve known soonerâ and we shouldâve known sooner that Destiel was never gonna meaningfully happen outside of queerbaiting, whatâs your point?
âI never want them near meâ thatâs fine, but you do realize to insult them, YOU have to get near THEM, right? Wouldnât it be more conducive to what you want to just leave each other alone?
âWhat if one of them tries to approach me?â Then you block them online, or you keep the conversation clinical and polite irl. You do NOT take time out of your day to berate them for their old views. Your mother raised you better than that.
Preserving these tags, they're very correct
I would reblog this one million times if I could
As a matter of fact you can!
This is fundamentally how cults WORK, btw
Villainize outsiders, which can look different depending on the cult, make everything an us vs them situation. And then when those outsiders show themselves to be hostile (doesn't matter why) the cult is proven right all along on one of their foundational messages
Critically important:
And hey, don't worry, I'll do it.
I'm mad at and about MAGA and all but they haven't hurt me to my face. I haven't had to live the frontline harm. I can be the welcome committee. It's ok. It doesn't have to be You. You can stay mad, it's ok. It's been damaging and hurtful. You don't have to bend over backwards being the bigger person. You can just. Stay on the other side of the room. I can frontline it.
And when they ask why you never talk to them, that it makes them feel bad, whatever, I'll make big sad eyes at them and talk about the toothpaste that doesn't go back in the tube, and the plate that doesn't unshatter, and past choices that are irretrievable and a future that can be different. But you don't have to. It's ok.
sad how when westerners say "pickle" it's almost always shorthand for "pickled cucumber" which is the most Mediocre and Disappointing of all the bountiful beauteous possibilities of pickled vegetables...
benishouga my beloved
Saw an ad for Hard Chewing Gum
Which sounds great tbh, I have Stress and Frustrations and I like to Bite about it, count me in for the chewing gum that chews back. Make it vinegar flavoured while you're there.
It's marketed as jawline fitness.
The men are not ok.
Radio told me that dentists bottom the list of 'datable professions'. No one's out here dating dentists.
Which makes sense.
They're friends with benefits.