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another one I thought was a pokemon for a minute

my brother just got off work and i heard him run up the steps and down the hall and then burst into my room to show me this

dudeashley

i made new tip jars at my job, team mystic is in the lead so far.

dudeashley

http://d.pr/i/qnta

UPDATE

ultralaser

TEAM VALOR

lacrimalis

wait did someone on team mystic put their whole damn debit card in there

foodisscrummy

ithelpstodream

sadbeautifultragic-deactivated2

im the guy

deanxtreme

vickimilly

trannysaurus--rex

When you invite me over for sex and there are other people in the house.

sodomymcscurvylegs

I FUCKING HATE THIS WEBSITE!

heyyalan

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY THIS IS

danielkanhai

how many muggle born kids showed up at hogwarts like, “i get you’re into magic and don’t get me wrong, magic is awesome, but please don’t try and tell me quills and inkwells make more sense than pencils. i realize you have an aesthetic going, but admit it’s that. admit it’s just for looks.”

baronessbamf

Imagine how many muggles parents looked at the supply list and went “Parchment? Quills? INKWELLS? Fuck this we’re going to staples.”

judedeluca

And then imagine if the muggle parents start getting into arguments with the teachers when they start getting messages telling them their kids aren’t using the proper materials.

“Okay look we can accept working with frog livers, turning mice into fine china, and whatever the fuck ‘arithmancy’ is but we’re not going to let you shame our kids just because they choose to use a bic pen instead of this ‘ye old inkwell’ bullshit. Also. it’s called a spiral notebook and I’m not gonna make my Abby drag around five hundred feet of loose parchment just because you people have a theme going.”