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Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real
Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane
agree to disagree zach
Breaking my several year harry potter silence just to say that in the Apollo Justice Trilogy, they removed the harry potter reference they originally had in the game. Which means that if you still consume hp content and talk about it, you are doing worse than fucking capcom
@endigolikesarson In the original, for the running joke regarding Valant and doors, Apollo calls Valant a muggle
While in the remaster, he says this which is way funnier even without the baggage
Everyone reblogging this post saying stuff like "they probably changed it because of copyright/dated reference" NEEDS to know that 1. There are multiple references to Doctor Who and Star Trek and a character probably named after someone from Battlestar Galactica of all things and 2. The lead writer for the localization stuff with Ace Attorney uses they/them pronouns.
tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it
this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr
the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound
PlayStation Bad
In just the past two months, Sony has:
Said the PS6 will be more than $1000 at launch
Announced the end of all physical PS game releases
While simultaneously announcing the end of two of their console game stores — ensuring multiple games will die forever
Declared that they are wholly dedicated to (A) leveraging A.I. when making games and (B) creating live-service games above all other game types
Announced that if you bought any movies through their PlayStation Store, over 550 of them will soon be deleted from all users' libraries — with no restitution offered of any kind
Gamers, it is time — to paraphrase Robert Vann — to turn Sony's picture to the wall. Any one of these insults would be bad, and taken alone? Maybe it could be swallowed. But this is an ongoing campaign of disdain towards customers, with each declaration worse than the last.
PlayStation does not deserve your patronage any longer. The PS6 must fail. Leave them behind.
Do you guys remember the original Xbox One announcement? Where all games would only have one installation before the disc became useless, the console had to be always online to function, and would be constantly listening to the room around it?
Remember how it got clowned on so badly that the person in charge resigned on disgrace and they did a full 180 on everything they had committed to?
Those were good times.
ppl are so mad in the replies to this tweet but op is literally right
underrated fantasy thing is when authors want to avoid giving an actual earth year their story takes place so the characters say shit like "back in the Year Of The Skateboarding Dragon" and all the other characters are like ah yes how could we forget the crops were so plentiful the year that dragon did those sweet sweet kickflips
how dare you be funnier than me on my own post
(In case it's not obvious to everybody, this is an edit; "they pay me in woims" is the punchline from a different Nancy comic. The original punchline to this one is also funny:)
that makes a lot more sense
but the edit is a solid comic
I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god
I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is
I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.
the forest is also a metaphor for his bush
how does this post have almost 20k notes and senshi isn’t even winning. the poll is not over he needs your help!!!!!! do it for the fat boys
Other actors: "I want to branch out."
Hamish Linklater: "I want to corner the fuck out of the tiniest possible market."
he said this 5 “one more spin”s ago
My mom ran placement testing at her university’s English department for many years, and she’s talked about how she and the grad students who helped read the student essays would often see these incoming freshmen do what they called “keyword searches”, meaning they’d zero in on a keyword in the essay prompt, write a long rant about that word or phrase, and completely miss the point of the overall prompt. Basically, they weren’t reading the entire prompt and actual arguments being made, and instead would have knee-jerk reactions to a couple of words within the larger text, leading to baffling and hilariously off-base responses.
That’s what tumblr users do all the time, and they’d be placed in the lowest level of freshman English due to their poor reading comprehension lol. When you have someone just wildly missing the point in your notifications and ranting about a small piece of a post, and not engaging with what the post actually says at all, they’re doing a keyword search. Recognize it for the poor reading comprehension it is and realize you don’t have to take it seriously.
Preserving @sprinkledsalt's prev tags, they are golden:
#too many people can't actually read and we need to call that out more#like no your take is not valid because you're fundamentally misunderstanding the text#or not even engaging in the text at all
#you can't READ# 'oh but some people weren't taught--' that is not my fault #and random people on tumblr aren't English teachers for functionally illiterate bloggers
A small offering of images that fit this theme:
[ID: 1. Reddit comment from DemonLordSparda: Are you trying to miss the point deliberately, or are you arguing for no reason?
2. Reddit comment form DownshiftedRare: I hope some day you find someone who is as committed to you as you are to not understanding me.
3. Tweet from @/chiefkeefmidi: By the power vested in me I now pronounce you... Block & deleted. You may now... ... Kiss my ass
4. Reddit comment: I like the way you do your own thing and aren't constrained by logic or information.
5. Meme. A person surrounded by a ball of light labelled, "you have to take MY wild interpretation of your post very seriously!!!!!" approaches a person standing firmly on the street pointing at them. This person is simply labelled, "no"
6. Tweet from @/queersocialism dated October 27th 2019: wish i lacked critical thinking skills y'all seem so happy /end ID]
when you go to bed significantly earlier than usual, a little menu should pop up asking if you want Wake Up Early or More Sleep. and then you should get what you requested. that's my human body UI improvement for the day.
reposting "what if star trek tos character had whatsapp" but with the complete crew!
had some questions about the other novelty candidates featured in this post so here we go:
(Pictured: Screaming Lord Sutch circa the 1960s and circa the 1980s or 90s in full Monster Raving Loony Party election get up.)
Screaming Lord Sutch and the Monster Raving Loony Party:
Screaming Lord Sutch was a rock and roll musician in the 1960s who was lead singer of the band Screaming Lord Sutch and the Savages. He was known for a comedy-horror aesthetic:
In the 1960s he founded a party called the National Teenage Party, a satirical (I think? there's not a lot of information about it online) movement advocating for lowering the voting age, which at the time was 21. In 1970 the voting age was reduced to 18.
In 1982 he founded the Monster Raving Loony party and spent the next 20 years or so periodically running as a gag candidate in different elections. While a lot of what he was doing was simply Bants, the issue of youth politics was very important to him.
Lord Sutch's most successful election was in Rotherham in 1994, with 1114 votes.
(Pictured: Screaming Lord Sutch and other Monster Raving Loony Party members with prime minister John Major.)
Sadly he died by suicide in 1999.
Legitimately interesting man and career. You can read more about him here and here.
(Pictured: Howling Laud Hope with David Cameron.)
Following Lord Sutch's death, the Monster Raving Loony Party elected a new leader, Howling Laud Hope. They also elected Laud Hope's cat, Catmando:
(Pictured: Howling Lord Hope and Catmando.)
I'm saddened to report Catmando passed away in 2002.
Howling Laud Hope has the distinction of being the only Monster Raving Loony Party member to actually be elected to public office (Ashburton Town Council, 1987).
There's an interesting article here in the Guardian from 2000; and uh, suffice to say, Lord Hope does not come off well. Content Warning: in the article he says the n-word a bunch of times. One hopes he has changed & grown as a person in the intervening 26 years. I don't like his vibes, personally.
ETA: I don't want to come off as breezing past the above issue or anything bcos it is a serious matter - my intention in writing this up was to be primarily informative rather than get into my own opinions and I don't think it's factually accurate to say the guy is currently a racist based on an article from 26 years ago. However, there is a strong possibility that the current incarnation of the Monster Raving Loony Party has a racism problem.
I'm not really sure what the energy was with the Monster Raving Loony Party pre-1999 but I get the impression they might have leaned a lot harder into the mock-aristocracy vibes in the 21st century. Their website with their current 'manicfesto' is here.
The Monster Raving Loony candidate pictured here with Count Binface and Rishi Sunak is Sir Archibald Stanton.
(Pictured: Sir Archibald Stanton and his ventriloquist's dummy on election night with candidates including Rishi Sunak and Count Binface; Sir Archibald Stanton and his ventriloquist's dummy.)
Moving along!
(Pictured: Robert Pownall and new labour MP Andy Burnham at the 2026 Makerfield by-election. Robert Pownall is wearing a fox suit and holding a sign reading 'protect British wildlife').
Robert Pownall:
Robert Pownall is the founder and CEO of a non-profit called Protect the Wild:
Founded in 2015 Protect the Wild is a non-profit organisation working to empower people to protect British wildlife. Our mission is to end hunting, end shooting and end Badger persecution.
Pownall regularly runs in high-profile elections, as you can see above, dressed as a fox. He is specifically a fox because, as you can see above, Protect the Wild are anti-hunting and fox hunting is a big priority in that area.
(Pictured: Robert Pownall dressed as a gannet, holding signs reading 'end the guga hunt' and 'candidate')
Pownall also ran for the Scottish Parliament last year dressed as a gannet to protest the guga hunt.
He has announced his intention to run against Nigel Farage, once again as a fox.
Robert Pownall is perhaps the most Respectable of the perennial 'gag' candidates. Completely legitimate cause and legitimate way of garnering publicity.
(Pictured: Elmo, Boris Johnson, Count Binface)
Elmo:
Elmo doesn't actually appear in the Count Binface timeline but he does show up in a lot of Binface related elections so okay uh. Okay let's talk about Elmo.
Elmo is Bobby Smith, leader of the Give Me Back Elmo party. He is, nominally, a fathers' rights activist. He alleges that he's been barred from his children after his wife falsely accused him of domestic abuse. And OK: i do not know the specifics of his situation and the fathers' rights movement is a whole can of worms. That said, I do not care for Elmo and I think he needs to Stop.
Elmo seems to to be regarded as a general nuisance; he was once issued with a harassment order by former prime minister David Cameron. He also once protested a public artwork called A Real Birmingham Family bcos he didn't like that it depicts two single mothers and no fathers.
As with the other gag candidates above, Elmo likes to run in high profile elections and often runs against the incumbent prime minister.
Anyway: as funny as his ongoing presence on the British election scene is, the vibes are absolutely rancid.
(Pictured: line up of candidates in the 2019 general election including Lord Buckethead, Count Binface, Elmo, Boris Johnson, and Yace Yogenstein wearing a flat cap and goggles.)
Yace "Interplanetary Time Lord" Yogenstein:
This is the guy in the goggles on the far left of the above image also featuring Boris Johnson, Count Binface & Lord Buckethead. He isn't in the timeline either but has cropped up in some other Binface posts.
Yeah I got nothing here. This guy has no particular web presence and this seems to have been his only outing as a parliamentary candidate. Based on his name and appearance I assume he's also a science fiction themed gag candidate? Does anyone have any dirt on Yace Yogenstein. what's his story.
keeping getting people asking what happens if a gag candidate gets elected to parliament and im like well they become a member of parliament
they're not a separate category from real candidates. theres simply no rule that precludes running for parliament as an intergalactic space warrior.