Constantly Bored...

Somehow always a fuckin nerd.

[mapsontheweb]

Phonetic Map of the Mouth.

[morganoperandi]

I remember doing this as a theatre exercise. Make all those sounds, in order, so you can feel it moving further back into your mouth. Then, reverse it.

[tinsnip]

Oh, *excellent.*

[meantfortheshore]

[moremetalthanyourmom]

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

[youcangofindatree-deactivated20]

Gotta try it

[clevermanka]

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

[emmagrant01]

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

[mercurialkitty]

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

[songbirde108]

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

[onethingconstant]

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[naeonnoir]

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

[retroasgardian-deactivated20180]

[spiduhgirl]

It’s called the Murder Strut.

[heywriters]

I think about this post every time I’m in uniform at the state park. The murder strut makes even my friendliest coworkers nervous.

[avatar-gifs]

Avatar: The Last Airbender 1.05 | The King of Omashu

[avatrashh]

Wow those moves look like someone who’s childhood best friend was an airbender

[avatarsymbolism]

…Shit, you’re right. 

That spin he does. That is an airbendery move. 

[onebunpunshow-deactivated202212]

Literally the exact same move Aang pulls when he gets off his glider (cant find a gif but like… I promise)

[stimman4000]

.

[thecassafrasstree]

Good Chimkems. ❤

[todaysbird]

gardeners…they run a nursery…

[stimman4000]

.

[hungry-skeleton]

Eat tree

[captain-kiwi-babeyy-deactivated]

Consume plant

[deadblogdontlook]

vegies

[cressiesprochoice]

[feministism]

[pennyroyalprincess-deactivated2]

a survival instinct if you may

[blu-acocoxochitl]

^ that one!

[everythingfox]

“The very best moment of my wild Arctic Fox experience from yesterday. Please enjoy with sound“

🎥: Stefan Forster

[bears-official]

ur device do me an STARTLE gonna hav 2 monchet

[cockroachmotherfucker10]

Hey!!

If you

Ate something

today, or

Tried to eat something

(Even in you think it’s too much)

That is

so

Radical

Please know

You deserve food

Food/weight is not an indicator of your worth or self control

Eating is a good thing!

And that shit is

hard!!

So pat yourself on the back

because you have given your body the

Fuel

it needs to

Survive

I see you, and

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via teejus)

[ahvei]

in case y'all wanna follow these playlists

Heady bros

white dudes who look like they like rap

basic 20-30s

30+

quiet ppl

POC

fucking hipsters

WM early 20s

early 20s fem

there are many other gems on this dude’s account

[unrussledjimmys]

This is the guy

[cloudfreed]

lyft driver has WM 20s on until i try talking to him then he switches it to the gay bops playlist

[versatilememes]

Tag yourself im gay bops

[thegolddig]

Huge Vintage Triple Mirror

(more information, more etsy gold)

[nicejewishgirl]

btw this is called a triple wedding ring mirror

[victoriankeysmash]

Im so glad faerie portals are coming with options these days

[zooophagous]

How the fuck was this photographed

[autumngracy]

How the fuck was this photographed

[lurantics]

[megatraven]

the second pic made me feel such an enormous amount of dread and i fear that if i turn around, he’ll be standing right behind me and i will finally learn the truth of what he had to do

[tayaart]

A) i was a church organist

B) i made cereals w beer instead of milk

C) i can hold my breath for 40 seconds

Which one is a lie

[tayaart]

First one to answer right gets a free shitty drawing

[tayaart]

@antifamutantdown what do u want me to draw shittily

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

This is too much power but I’ll go with a Pikachu trying to murder Winnie the Pooh, and thank you.

[tayaart]

FUCK

[tayaart]

[floralgoddex-deactivated2018061]

straight person: but how do you Know when someone around you is gay?

me: today in yoga class our instructor said “this exercise is about being straight” and i immediately said “i’ve never been good at that” and only one (1) woman laughed. she had four piercings in her ears. what else do you need me to tell you

[my-honor-blog1]

[gifak-net]

[the-sapphic-raven]

[catchymemes]

[kelgrid]

I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that

[kelgrid]

Imagine what could come from there? Ghouls, ghosts, vampires?

[kelgrid]