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hi im sam click for about me click for my selfies

[sailermoon]

huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem

[whoznoah]

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

[hollowboobtheory]

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

[choicelessflope]

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

[clowngirlpony]

Think again

[lmaonade]

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

[moveslikekeithrichards]

regular doctors will be like "idk i think you might be stupid" & then specialists will be like "idk i think your doctor might be stupid"

[justsomeguycore]

ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

[omtai]

coming out of my cage and i been doing just bad. going back in my cage because i like my cage

[2peachy]

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

[gunpla]

The Beatles are back together

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[cungadero]

i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

[thrice-the-nobling]

prev's tags are too good not to save

[mlarayoukai-archive]

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

[jane-vampeyre]

tomfoolery at an all time high

[internetwesley]

we are so fucking back baby

[angelicguy]

at my fathers funeral hitting the bong of grief

[angelicguy]

the bong of grief

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