If I’m Not Yearning, I’m Not Living @elise-the-writer - Tumblr Blog

if you followed me before my cloho hyperfixation and you're still here, I'm so sorry. I won't change tho

here's as good a place as any: based on what you know about me personally (nothing) should I start taking online courses for journalism on the side

good idea?

yes

no

Voting ended onJul 17

#personal #casual (potential) career changes #just thought maybe since AI is killing people and the earth and our brains and reality that maybe it'd be neat to combat that directly

guys I can't believe I'd been living like that for so long. wdym you get HUNGRY at REGULAR INTERVALS throughout the day

wdym you DONT HAVE TO CONVINCE YOURSELF TO EAT SOMETHING and then DISTRACT YOURSELF SO YOU CAN EAT IT ALL

#and that cunt didn't want to take out my gallbladder #fuck her honestly

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WHERE ARE THE CRABS. WE NEED THE CRABS

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#lindsey graham is dead

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WHERE ARE THE CRABS. WE NEED THE CRABS

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WHERE ARE THE CRABS. WE NEED THE CRABS

#crabs

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dr today: hey so I know we've diagnosed you with This Thing and there's a very simple, very standard procedure to Fix It but tbh maybe we should wait cuz you have...*checks notes*...symptoms of Other Undiagnosed Things and so even if we Fix the One Thing, you won't be like ......... magically fixed

me: so lemme get this straight,,,,because I have 12 Problems, and 11 of them are Unidentified, you want to Not fix the 1 we know about???? that the surgeon already said I was clear to get taken care of??????? that I should just wait another month to See if the symptoms go away???????? the symptoms that I've had for minimum a year??????

dr: I mean I can get u the referral for the procedure if you think that's the route you want to take

me:

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I just wanna say, formally: FUCK THIS DR

(3 weeks post op and I have an actual fucking appetite, consistently, for the first time in well over a year)

happy ufa day to all those who celebrate

dr today: hey so I know we've diagnosed you with This Thing and there's a very simple, very standard procedure to Fix It but tbh maybe we should wait cuz you have...*checks notes*...symptoms of Other Undiagnosed Things and so even if we Fix the One Thing, you won't be like ......... magically fixed

me: so lemme get this straight,,,,because I have 12 Problems, and 11 of them are Unidentified, you want to Not fix the 1 we know about???? that the surgeon already said I was clear to get taken care of??????? that I should just wait another month to See if the symptoms go away???????? the symptoms that I've had for minimum a year??????

dr: I mean I can get u the referral for the procedure if you think that's the route you want to take

me:

mxwhore

i love you lab grown diamonds i love you slavery-free chocolate i love you community gardens i love you fact that the insulin patent was sold for $1 i love you locally produced meat and milk i love you streets turned into walkable parks i love you little reminders that Things Do Not Have To Be This Way and there are people working to build a better world!!

aetherograph

i love you smog tests for cars i love you clean air regulations i love you HEPA filters i love you dam removal i love you planting native gardens i love you monarch butterflies (up 64% in 2026!) i love you working for decades to bring the condors back from zero to 300+ in the wild i love you inventing little machines to pick up the plastic fishing nets and other trash in the sea i love you occupational health and safety regulations i love you environmental protection agencies i love you unions i love you social aid programs i love you food not bombs i love you sea shepherds i love you most countries stopping industrial whaling and more humpback whales now than ever before i love you saving the forests i love you little libraries i love you take what you need cupboards/fridges i love you secular food pantries i love you public bathrooms i love you all-ages playgrounds i love you museums i love you aquariums + zoos i love you restoring peregrine falcons to nyc i love you letting beavers fix the river i love you releasing wolves into the wild i love you bison recovery efforts i love you landback i love you reducing light pollution i love you freeway sound baffle walls i love you advertising bans i love you public outreach and education i love you maria montessori i love you queer clinics i love you people working really hard and succeeding at fixing the world and making it safer for all living beings!

I got a new phone rip my browser tabs...500+ ao3 tabs.......may your memory be a blessing

calamitys-child

I always say that the thing which sets Sargent apart as a portrait artist is that he draws/paints literally every subject - no matter their gender, social position, life vs representational drawing etc - like he is right that minute realising he's desperately in love with them. And it rules every single time.

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Examples pulled just from his Wikipedia page most popular works. Absolutely devastating scenes for bisexuals for over a century

shorthistorian

Don't forget the ALLIGATORS. He loves them too.

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happy ides of March

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Someday I really ought to re-draw this better and in colour

escapepodding

But what if the Centaurs worked out Ilya Heart Eyes Rozanov had moved countries, joined a worse team and started a charity with Shane because he was in love with him, but didn't realise they were in an actual romantic relationship.

Think of the shenanigans as they tried to get them together. Ilya might think it was a little bit sweet but he would also be humiliated because he is down bad but it's mutual! The pity would have him punching walls.

Shane has no idea whats going on but its weird he keeps getting locked in rooms with Ilya whenever he visits. Are they being bullied? He begins carrying screwdrivers on him to get them out of all the places they find themselves locked in.