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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Not today Justin
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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@elitefluffster
by td_junk
Me: why didnāt I get full points for annotations
English teacher: you just wrote āsavageā every time Lady Macbeth spoke
Be it the pursuit of recovery, or the pursuit of your dreams, everybody starts somewhere. Keep going and donāt give up :))
Make yourself a priority.
Gal Gadot + women
I just-
how are these people not dead
Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough Iāll get salmonella and die
sandy cheeks wouldāve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch
Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this.
mr krabs wouldāve voted trump
Mr Krabs absolutely wouldāve voted trump.
Mr. Krabs would not have voted for Trump because Mr. Krabs earned most of his money through hard work (and being a cheapskate and get rich quick schemes but those still require some effort on his part) whereas Trump inherited most of his wealth and thinks a million dollars is a small loan, Mr. Krabs would consider him an insult to richness for which he could not stand.
Plankton wouldāve voted Trump.
You think he needs competition taking over the world? Face it folks. No one on Spongebob would vote for Trump. None of them. Face it.
Bubble Bass
Shit. Dammit. Goddammit. Shit. God. Dammit. Fuck.
Squilliam Fancyson would vote for Trump
okay im just gonna put down my things here
- Plankton would not want competition, he would not vote for him
- Krabs would never respect a guy who bankrupted himself four times, he would not vote for him
- Sandy Cheeks is an independent scientist receiving grants from academies to further her research in foreign lands, so she would never vote for him.Ā Also, she would never respect a man who made such sexist comments since Spongebob did that once (to motivate his pet snail like a traditional sports coach) and she kicked HIS ass over a fucking field.
- Patrick canāt spell so he couldnāt vote for anyone
- Spongebob is too nice and would never vote for anyone who used such inappropriate ābad wordsā during their campaign.
- Squidward is too lazy and defeatist to even vote because he thinks there would be no point.
- Pearl is a teenager and therefore too young to vote
- Larry Lobster is a trained medic and custodian and would not vote for anyone that crippled such services.
- Bubble Bass WOULD vote for him because Bass is an arrogant self-entitled prick who enjoys deceiving others just for the sake of humiliating them, and would approve of such a person.
- Squilliam Fancyson would also vote for him because heās a wealthy narcissist.
- Mrs. Puff has a criminal record and is therefore not eligible to vote.
Squidward is a full time minimum wage retail worker who is pro-union and anti-capitalist, and also a firm supporter and member of the fine arts community. He would actively vote against Trump, defeatist or not, and you canāt convince me otherwise.
Sheās not single dumb nigga. Fuck off Iāll peg you.
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You're so thick šš¼
Are you high right now?
Are you single?
Do you ever get nervous?
Are you looking to date?
Are you looking to hop out my asks?
(Source)
I canāt explain how much I relate
Ok so how tf do we resuscitate Sinatra so he can come back to life and finish what he started??
THAT is big dick energy