My Life as I Know It

23 | California | I see the world not as it is, but as it could be.

[lilmamabeyellin]

[liquidlimits-deactivated2019032]

I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

[razxion]

Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.

[metaru-lee]

[jazminesullivan]

Cinderella | November 2, 1997 prod. Whitney Houston & Debra Martin Chase

[nerdjpg]

Kirby is in tumblr jail for not wearing any clothes

[nerdjpg]

WHAT

[tamamita]

Should have seen it coming, bih

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

*posts any picture*

tumblr:

[finestvelvet]

[jenniferslaws]

[digenovanicolo]

This movie was better than I expected 

[ciphernetics]

[kendallroynsfw]

[droidmom]

can’t wait for this to get flagged 

[droidmom]

HJKHDKLJHSJKFHSJKDFH

[lil-yellow-kirby-deactivated202]

[pissvortex]

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]

[philhollywood-was-here]

I always wondered about this room. Where is it?

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]

Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.

[nutsacktorturer]

behind the garage

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]

And that’s the end of that mystery

[dietmountainmadewka-deactivated]

why the simpsons got a bigger house than my parents

[rainy-days-will-never-end-deact]

Homer is a nuclear engineer

[chamiryokuroi]

This post made me realize that Homer is in fact a Nuclear engineer…

[myutsuumoved-deactivated2014052]

[tredlocity]

at first i was like “why did they make those things in his head weird growths and not hair??” but then i looked it up on the Pokemon Wiki and

It was never hair and Mr. Mime has always been terrifying

[automata-systemata-hydromata]

That’s the only part of that entry you found terrifying?

[sushinfood]

[photochoco]

HUH????

[liquidstar]

[thekingandqueenofcheese]

Look at that hand on the leg, Ash’s mom is a freak

[atheist-xmas]

Ash heckled a Mr. Mime and now it’s his stepdad

[1010ll]

[kibumkim]

[coat]

Get u a man who ain’t afraid of fashion

[manfuckyopride]

me following another hot boy on ig to make me feel worse about myself

[juuliaroberts]

At Subway...

Me: And can I have extra mustard please

Worker: Sure just tell me when…..

Me: 

Worker:

Me: Okay that’s good, thanks…. 

Worker: *not stopping* *orgasming* 

Me: STOP THAT’S TOO MUCH

Worker: *Still adding mustard*

Me:

Worker: Great! Thanks! The magic word! 

Worker: Would you like anything else?

Me: 

Worker: Okay that’ll be $7.50

Me: *pays* 

Mom: Where is my fucking change?