hi! my name is [eli]

20 | she/her | dan and phil. obviously. other stuff i like: smosh, spider-man, hadestown

[mizuthe-cat]

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

[queerdnp]

[mothmanbussy420]

mamdanisnotonfire

[paloma-isnotonfire]

life is not that serious. actively stalk the man you're in love with who happens to be a few years older and the second you're 18 BAG THAT BITCH and be set for life by saying your first date (which you recorded) is the most fun you've ever had.

[rowan-the-sorcerer]

my name is phannie. my job is tumblr

[spltlvlhous]

my tumblr is phermit

[danandphilnews]

Dan at the London Popup Shop!

[dannymcdanface]

watermark free TT for those who want it

[girldan-pip]

favorite philism is when he mentions an animal and then uses his hands to make himself look more like said animal

[dilutedfrenchsauce]

Controversial take perhaps but i don't think anyone has ever looked more in love than dan howell in the WAD afterparty livestream as Phil goes absolute full supportive goofball partner and dan tries to keep a straight face but ends up looking. Well.

Like that the whole time.

[a-gentle-yoink]

heart eyes howell

[a-gentle-yoink]

❤︎⁠

[quercussy-the-sexy-oak-tree]

"If I was in Bella's position when I was 17 I would have made every single decision identically"

Oh really Dan Howell you would have sacrificed everything to be with a disturbingly pale boy in your late teens? I had no idea.

[belle-and-seblesbian]

"i have a video that i could've released instead that would have just completely destroyed the internet"

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

hi! just wanted to say thanks for going on tour again. you’re pretty cool, but the community gathering of nerdfighteria is even cooler. i miss it all the time :)

What happens offstage is so much more interesting and important than what happens onstage. This is true of almost any human gathering, but especially true of my book tours.

Can't wait to be on tour. SLC and Indianapolis are sold out, but tickets are still available for the rest of the tour.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

i'm going on tour

for my new book Hollywood, Ending. Tickets here. Hope to see you.

[fayton-x0]

[diphowell]

serving drag king very cutely

[haloturnstables]

can you tell i miss her