Jeffrey's Mundane Routine

Jeffrey, 31, He/Him a scientist, allegedly. I like wrestling, jojo, alternative bummer music, plants and stuff. Time isn't holding us. Time isn't after us. PFP By the incomparable @Radiantroach

[socialistexan]

[vitabreva]

[themummersfolly]

How dare you leave this in the tags.

[charlesoberonn]

[smokbeast]

average polnareff subplot

[certified-silly-guy]

LOCK IN LOCK IN LOCK IN.

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

But I don’t wanna…

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[soapmoth]

[depsidase]

[pangur-and-grim]

oh? does a little guy wanna come out on the catio?

[ireallyamabear]

[rkfisherphotography]

Sandhill Cranes in the fog

[apjvff]

if you were a mouse, these will be the dinosaurs…

[mrsbandicoot-deactivated2021061]

[jojo-heritage-posts]

jojo heritage post

[exxos-von-steamboldt]

[delicatefury]

I just googled this and… yes, it’s absolutely real.

And there are so many articles and videos and discussions. Like, the scientific community is buzzing about this.

So much research will have to be redone because the data was absolutely compromised, off by orders of magnitude, by using standard lab gloves.

The world is probably not horrifically contaminated by microplastics. Sterile laboratories, however, are contaminated by latex and nitrile gloves.

Thank God someone bothered to check.

[beardedmrbean]

>I just googled this and… yes, it’s absolutely real.

Sources beyond dude just trust me, for the skeptics.

Scientists shocked to find lab gloves may be skewing microplastics data

Scientists may have been unknowingly inflating microplastics pollution estimates, and the surprising source could be their own lab gloves. A

https://www.technologynetworks.com/applied-sciences/news/scientists-lab-gloves-may-be-causing-an-overestimation-of-microplastics-411138

Nitrile and latex gloves may cause overestimation of microplastics, U-M study reveals

Nitrile and latex gloves that scientists wear while they are measuring microplastics may lead to a potential overestimation of the tiny poll

Nitrile and latex gloves may cause overestimation of microplastics - Phys.org (it’s a pdf)

An Embarrassing Mistake May Have Skewed Microplastics Research All Along

Researchers discovered a standard piece of lab equipment has added thousands of microplastic ‘false positives’ per each square-millimeter un

Ordinary Lab Gloves May Have Skewed Microplastic Data

Ordinary Lab Gloves May Have Skewed Microplastic Data: That doesn’t mean microplastics aren’t a problem, though

That should be enough

[3liza]

how did they not fucking account for this. sorry but this is really really stupid

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

this is so funny.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Every now and again some scientists doing their best will forget to consider the lab equipment and something wild happens that reminds you science is about proving and re-proving your data.

[eljefe42]

Don't know how to post videos on here but here's Hank Green talking about this phenomenon.

[bumblebeebats]

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

[bumblebeebats]

I can't believe some people are actually reblogging this like "Tch. Omg, so embarrassing OP, I can't believe you would ever admit to liking Hamilton 😏 " like ok, first of all congratulations for hatching as a fully formed adult in 2022 from the pure white egg of a virgin swan i guess. Raised in a cave on a diet consisting solely of nuts and berries and leftist twitter clapbacks. "ooooooh, I've never had a complicated relationship with a piece of art that was phenomenally well-received at the time but aged like milk as later reflection revealed the fundamental flaws in its premise that were in fact present from its inception but which I didn't notice because I was 17 and hadn't heard of neoliberalism yet" Should we throw a party? Should we invite Anthony Fantano? Anyway second of all. you draw the line at Lin Manuel Miranda but you're fine with basement guy?

[ghost-faces-deactivated20250916]

do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste

[snailspotter]

Today's snail: Olivancillaria auricularia | Ear Ancilla

(source)

[snailspotter]

oh, to be held gentle like the hamburger...

(sources: left, right)

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[ominous-signs]

Today Boday

[logarto]

[jojo-heritage-posts]

jojo heritage post

[rainbow-femme]

His strength is that he is biscuits

[pangur-and-grim]

it's good that I will never be a dog breeder, bc I would make the elephant dog. long borzoi snout, chunky pitbull body, ears of a papillon

[pangur-and-grim]

why aren't we doing this?