Daaaammnned Blog

An assortment of oddities.

[sarahconnorjr]

[foxes-in-love]

[memewhore]

[chlommunist]

[leffiesart]

Team Avatar~

Finally drew the Gaang, I’ve been wanting to for so long!! <3

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[elfzelda]

[benditlikekorra]

[x]

[ruinedchildhood]

[bigstupiduglyogre]

[r4cs0]

What the fuck

[ell0there]

@toyota-senpai

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

i’m sorry but this is fucking hilarious

[lightblindingme]

Frank’s idea of fixing things

[crybourg]

me trying to comfort my friends

[honeynut-isle]

when ur hunting ranchos to pay ur debts

[ell0there]

@toyota-senpai

[everythingfox]

I could watch this forever

(via)

[marmalade-cabin]

self care

[castle-staircase]

Absolutely in love with the one rolling like a hot dog on a gas station heater

[aidoru-ojisan]

Cute Japanese Anime Girls get frightened by a group of pretty fluent sounding Spanish Anime men

[donshofer]

hahahaha

[cactuspimp]

[ell0there]

@toyota-senpai

[primrosetta]

me: Princess Zelda’s a pretty cool character and is way more than just a damsel in distress.

some nerd: source????

me: 

[primrosetta]

me: ??????

me:

[se-meme-drakant-deactivated2025]

Didn’t do shit in Link’s awakening though

[primrosetta]

This post has over 50 thousand notes and this is the most baffling response to it I have ever seen. 

Yes, Zelda didn’t do anything in a game that she was not in. You fucking got me. In other news, Mario is a bad character because he didn’t do shit in Metroid Prime. 

[primrosetta]

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you weren’t in metroid prime

[meme4u]

[driinababy-blog]

worst possible time to find out about your superpowers

[nightmareloki]

Oh my GOD

[loki-dokey]

HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS

[doctorwhothefuckareyou]

Just gonna post this again because ohmYGOD

[aliyamustafinna-deactivated2021]

did he win

[thecostellomusic]

DID HE WIN

[safitheartist]

For people who are confused, the springs of the board went lose causing it to catapult him forward.

[simonalkenmayer]

God if this doesn’t remind me of waking up.

[kreature-ofthenight]

thatys just straight up cartoons physics I love it

[chuckskeleton-deactivated202001]

[awesomacious]

The spirit to draw

[pg-chan]

that intensity 

[badjokesbyjeff]

There’s a lady who is cheating on her husband. One day while they are having sex she hears her husband pull into the driveway. Her boyfriend says “oh no! What should we do?!” She says “hurry! Get dressed and go to the living room!” Once they’re in the living room she starts sprinkling baby powder all over him. He says “what are you doing?” She says “I’m making you white like a statue. Just stand in a pose, my husband will never know you’re real, because he’s stupid!” Her husband comes in and sees them and says to her “what’s that?” She says “Well, me and Mrs. Johnson next door went shopping today. She has one just like it. I liked hers so much that she took me to get one.” He shrugs it off and goes about his business. That night the boyfriend is still standing in the living room still posed, too afraid to escape. He hears the husband wake up and open the bedroom door. The husband walks past him, opens the fridge, pops open a beer and makes a bologna sandwich. He then walks up to the boyfriend and hands him the beer and sandwich and says “Here, I was next door at Mrs.Johnson’s house stuck in that position for 2 days and no one gave me anything to eat.”