[baking-accident]

“god i wish that were me” except his eyes are glowing with unimaginable power and he says “god wishes he were me”

[blextrophy]

[aku-no-homu]

[samcannon]

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

Paolo Sebastian spring 2018 couture

[a-yoda-a-day]

[callietegoul]

This is fucking sweet

[attackofthekillershwees]

I’m watching a documentary on Netflix about animals getting prosthetics and this vet just hand sculpted a prosthetic beak for an injured swan and the very first thing it did was use its new beak to bite someone

[manic-pixie-meme-grrl]

that is very on-brand for swans

[cf-rip-deactivated20170324]

[fuocogo]

Dudeson and Dudesona

[landscape-lunacy]

Thor’s Cave, England - by Jordan’s Vision

[maryan-ku]

Remedios Varo: Reflejo lunar, 1961

[todayscoobydoomeets]

[higgenbottom-deactivated2018060]

[chronicallycreepinginactive]

I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w

[abortiondelight]

i told a lady i really liked ghosts and she said “are you being serious or are you just saying that in case one is listening”

[movingtomarzipan]

john mulaney and linda from bobs burgers have the same aura

[ahobbitincamelot]

Linda, drunk off her head: my husband is a bitch i like him SO MUCH

[labias]

[girlfriend89]

ME

[cloudfreed]

rich white people are giving themselves drugs the same fucking way i give my dogs their medication

[okapicermoniesinquestionableblu]

I hate to admit this but this is peak college-era me

[wahbegan]

is it wrong to say i’m not at all surprised

[catsuggest]

Look what I’m allowed to do! And she loves it!

[awwww-cute]

A pup and his ladybug (Source: https://ift.tt/2Leat80)