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[typhlonectes]

[ellenayla]

Cold bed? Blowdry it. Make it nice and toasty before you get in.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ellenayla]

I’ve though of a Halloween costume and I need someone to draw it

Mommy milkers but in stead of mommy it’s mUmmy.

So I’m imagining either a mummy in overalls OR a mummy with huge bazongas.

Please help.

[thememedaddy]

[ellenayla]

It’s not that I was planning on cleaning my shower at 1AM, but sometimes you gotta please the rage clean ADHD gods with a sacrifice when they see fit.

[catchymemes]

[ellenayla]

I bought a fake bejeweled Stanley for €10 and I need you guys to know how happy stupid sparkly stuff makes me.

[dailycatsblog]

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[ellenayla]

I read Elvis and was very confused. Thought I’d missed a meme.

[ellenayla]

I don’t get people who don’t wash their hands. I wash my hands after every time I’ve touched a part of my body with its own “eco system”. Pits, feet, scalp, Bermuda Triangle etc.

WASH YOUR HANDS, PEOPLE

[ellenayla]

From a Dutchie: if a public bench has 3 seats, you sit on the OUTSIDE with a space in between you and the potential person next to you. Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk

[ellenayla]

Anyone else today with cramps bad enough you might accidentally murder someone today?

[dailycatsblog]

[ellenayla]

Elijah has been over lining his lips for YEARS

[ellenayla]

Very happy my niblings like Pokémon, because now my 33yo self gets to buy cute Pokémon stuff again :). And I get to impress them by naming (a few of) them.

[catchymemes]

[herpsandbirds]

Something to consider…