Miss Mary Max

Ramshackle collection of quotes and other things I dig. Check out my actual blog at http://missmarymax.wordpress.com or follow me at http://twitter.com/missmarymax

[90sto2000s]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

That and what size option you got for school picture day.

[lesbianherstorian]

“want” from cold river: poems by joan larkin, october 1997 

[internetbt]

[human-dumpster-fire]

[krispytm]

He redeemed himself

[thighetician]

The duality of Manguin

[a3battery]

got obsessed with the penguin drama

his girlfriend’s name is lulu and she doesnt deserve the naughty list for this. :C mac’s gone too far and dragged her down wish him. glad he redeemed himself

also look tux is such a bastard that taking him down = good behavior

[a3battery]

THEY KEEP REFERENCING THE PIER INCIDENT saldkjfah its like his defining moment

im just losing my mind with penguin receipts right now 

and he’s pepper’s bf from above, who got on the good list while they had to call out tux for being lazy sldkjfa

u deserve ur spot in the 2020 poll mr. tux. go call out to UR girlfriend to get her food and maybe u can have a redemption arc too. see how well its working out for mr mac

REDEEMED HIMSELF U EVIL POLLSTERS

(since this started out as me wanting to check up on whether or not the penguins were alive, they ARE and u can meet them virtually BY THE WAY)

[a3battery]

PEPPER IS MR MAC’S DAUGHTER??!??!

this entire family is problematic but lulu was framed and that’s my conclusion 

[the-most-slytherin-hufflepuff]

I’m so invested in the penguin drama

[queen-of-thunder]

[fluffysheeps]

No thoughts, just baby hippos

[penicillium-pusher]

Being an adult and having responsibilities sucks. I just want to build a bear. I want to put him in little overalls and a hat. 😡

[hondmetsjaal]

i am not having a mental breakdown i am simply Evolving

[hondmetsjaal]

from Adult Children of Emotionally Immature Parents

[just-trynabevalid]

With all this Bert+Ernie debating, now seems like a very good time for me to point out the REAL iconic gay couple of the Muppetverse we’ve all been ignoring for YEARS

[probablyacerealkiller-blog]

Shit guys I always thought Statler and Waldorf were brothers but I just went online and no they aren’t but Waldorf is married to this muppet Astoria and guys you’ll never believe this

Astoria is Statler in a fucking dress…

I think we’ve stumbled onto a real conspiracy here folks.

[glamourweaver]

As this just came back up on my dash, I just want to remind everyone there “older gentlemen who have reserved seats at the theatre they go to every week just to be catty bitches” doesn’t have a heterosexual explanation.

[ultrafacts]

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[qndeldr]

I still need to know what dog this is

[ultrafacts]

It is the Caucasian Shepherd Dog aka Russian Bear Dog. This picture below is just a PUPPY.

[bubblegumdomme]

Holy shit.

[kaylamariiie1993]

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE NOW

[ultrafacts]

[leadhoovesies]

MOUSE

[musical-dreamer-of-love]

THE REAL LIFE CLIFFORD!

[bayocake-deactivated20160731]

Level 1

Level 17

Level 35

[thespectacularspider-girl]

I could literally ride this dog into battle.

and I would.

[vancity604778kid]

For anyone wondering, that last pic is another awesome breed called the Tibetan Mastiff :)

[ultrafacts]

Fun fact: Tibetan Mastiffs were often “paired” with Tibetan Spaniels. The Tibetan Spaniel is a natural-born tattle tale and would run along monastery walls to keep an eye out for intruders. Upon spotting someone suspicious they would go get the big dog.

[ninjaspiderjuurouta]

N O. Oh my God that is so cute

[ladyshinga]

Knowing you were THIS CLOSE to being in a pretty healthy stable place in 2019 is the 2020 mental health version of a cop in a movie being three days from retirement

[mogifire]

friend

[roachpatrol]

this still cracks me up like can you imagine you’re 130 years old and suddenly a gigantic alien baby starts following you around

[justcatposts]

“Moon is very introverted, so I’m honoured that he shared his euphoric biscuit-making skills with me today“ 

(Source)

[warm-tea-and-apple-pie]

Moon sure is an amazing baker

[kristina100000]

[rebel13lion39]

I’ve never wanted to be a cat so badly

[a-funyarinpa]

animation of charmander makin some pancakes

[apocalyptic-cake-deactivated202]

Best thing I’ve ever seen

[official-cisphobe]

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

[snippyschnapps]

bro you’re. you’re Death bro...

[missmarymax]

I got “reader” 😭

[blackgirlsvevo]

drunk girls will meet u for five minutes and show u more unconditional love and support than ur own father

[guerrillatech]

Fun with graffiti on the TTC

[quotemadness]

“I have noticed that when all the lights are on, people tend to talk about what they are doing – their outer lives. Sitting round in candlelight or firelight, people start to talk about how they are feeling – their inner lives. They speak subjectively, they argue less, there are longer pauses. To sit alone without any electric light is curiously creative. I have my best ideas at dawn or at nightfall, but not if I switch on the lights – then I start thinking about projects, deadlines, demands, and the shadows and shapes of the house become objects, not suggestions, things that need to done, not a background to thought.”

— Jeanette Winterson