but all my genes were shorts

home to ugliest layout known to mankind minecrafterz -> jorts-storm art fight: HorrorWitnesserSwag commissions: https://ah-commissions.carrd.co/# I'm 20 👍

[jortstorm]

Finally making a pinned post 🏆 ✌️ 💪 🏆 ✌️ 💪

Hi! I'm Mc, or Pigeon, or Anxious, or poly, etc. I have lots of names. We use all pronouns, and are somewhere between genderqueer, bigender, and agender. TME

We are a psychotic system who use I and We interchangeably, but we don't really talk about it much👍

Pride Mondth

I'm 18 currently

I do art, my art tag is #myart my art fight is here and my animations can be found here

My commissions page can be found here , but I need to update the portfolio and add recent art

I post about my interests, which vary from minecraft to dnd to birds. I don't really have seperate pages for seperate things (lying) with a few exceptions. (Many sideblogs)[Found under]

I MAKE THINGS!!!

@pigeonstimsandstuff

I ROLEPLAY!!!

@thepoultryprincess

@francisfromthedayshift

@margotfrommanagement

I SYSTEM!!!

@polycephalynest

@charliemelodyemily

@minecrafterz

I NONHUMAN!!!

@robotbird-abominationthing

I CATAGORIZE!!!

@slmccl

I TALK ABOUT PLUSHIES!!!

@emotionalsupportplushies

I HAVE OCS!!!

@autismdiagnosis

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 11 hours

[teachii2alt]

M'lady

theyre prisoner alex and tuxedo alex from legacy console variations :-)

[jumex]

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[april]

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

[gayluigi]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: women are like diamonds because they are pretty and also are in minecraft sometimes /End ID]

[lucyleviathantv]

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

[lucyleviathantv]

they pushed his corpse back out to sea

[toothpaste-for-the-skin]

I absolutely love how weirdly specific the notes are about these random concept art characters, it’s pretty funny and kinda makes them feel more real. Like why do I actually care about some of these guys like they’re someone’s ocs or something (which they technically are ig)

Also that “wakes up at 6pm and goes to bed at 9am” inkling is literally me I’m ngl

[technikki]

new personality test dropped

[dykklangelo]

my prophecy #myprophecy

[slowlikehoney1996]

If your lover lives in Hong Kong and cannot get to Chicago, it will be necessary for you to go to Hong Kong. Perhaps you will spend your life there, and never see Chicago again. And you will, I assure you, as long as space and time divide you from anyone you love, discover a great deal about shipping routes, airlines, earthquake, famine, disease, and war. And you will always know what time it is in Hong Kong, for you love someone who lives there. And love will simply have no choice but to go into battle with space and time and, furthermore, to win.

James Baldwin, Nothing Personal

[hungwy]

one final cadaveric spasm for the idiot pigiron husk that was prototype "pjackk" jack

[flanneldragon]

he just kind of rolled by like a big shitmetal tumbleweed

[dark-spirit-tamamoland]

they're still terming random transfems as i type this i see which does make quite a statement doing this today specifically

[puppetstuffing]

watched three girls who reblogged its new blog mutual aidpost (made literally 15 minutes ago) already disappear from its notifs. transfems are not included in their pride :/

[puppetedlove]

:)

[puppetvictim]

:)

[tamamowand]

QUITE the statement to be nuking transfems at the current accelerated pace right at the start of pride month like this, isn't it

[goodgirl-inc]

[sophiesalacia]

[nomadthingsunderscore]

I like putting him in situations

[indigofoxpaws]

(source)

[girlfictions]

dsmp containment breaches masterlist:

the woman who named her rooster after badboyhalo and went viral on fox news

amazingphil reacting to ranboo and dream on youtube shorts

mckenna grace aka most famous child actress alive being a dnfer on main

the stucky instagram artist who posted a story like ‘fuck the dream smp except philza minecraft that one bee boy and his tall goth boyfriend’

jack manifold in his blue wig on the australian news

that tiktok guy who got told he looked like karl jacobs and replied with “please don’t say that”

someone on tumblr thinking a post abt c!wilbur being manipulative was about wilbur from charlotte’s web

tom simons rollercoaster vlog appearing on spanish tv

ranboo my beloved locket being projected on a billboard in times square

ted cruz wishing dream happy birthday because his daughters are dream stans

anthony mackie saying his kids care more about minecraft youtubers than the fact that he’s the falcon

the kpop stan who called georgenotfound their little meow meow

ben shapiro rting velvetiscake

“never underestimate someone that has trained under techno blade”

[dsmp-heritage-posts]

DreamSMP Heritage Post