Hello everyone im ellichkaa! Though you can also just call me elka. He/Him(girl) wlw. Id like to warn that on this blog i will write yandere abuse and other dark stuff so please keep that in mind! I might do an exception of writing normal x reader if spesifically asked but other than that this is a YANDERE blog ty!
﹙✦﹚ is this…love?
⊹ ⁺ .゚A day of worrying is more exhausting than a week of work
self shipping angst is sooo funny. yeah this is my favorite character and romantic partner i love them with my entire heart. im going to make sure i almost die in front of them
I rlly hope u don't mind me requesting more than once >///<
But if you don't mind, could I humbly request yandere pm soukoko × an m!reader who's in college and is bullied? But they're super reckless. Which is probably how they deal with it, sneaking out, going to illegal raves, messing with port mafia soldiers (idk how you call them men in suits and sunglasses), drinking and really does not care what happens to them. As long as they have fun.
Meanwhile at school reader get name-called, publicly shamed, beated and just - it's hell 🥹
Like he's really sweet and kind, but just not normal enough for his peers...
I bet this sort of behaviour would drive protective chuuya to INSANITY. With Dazai I'd imagine he'd try to hide how much it affects him... They'd probably kidnap reader in nice, safe cozy room on LOCK, NO WINDOWS BECAUSE NEXT THING THEY KNOW READER IS MISSING. Not because reader doesn't like them, but rather because they don't know how to react to Chuuya's and Dazai's affection. (If you can't tell i love a willing reader)
HOPE THAT WASN'T TOO DETAILED. I LOVE YOUR WRITING SO MUCH😭😭💞💞
Thank you in advanced if you decide to grant my request 💞🐯
YANDERE! SOUKOKU WITH MALE!S/O WHO IS RECKLESS AND BULLIED
Your wish shall be granted! Im sorry it took so long i have to admit this request was a bit more difficult but i tried my best to listen to your description in the request. (I had more trouble naming the title for the fanfic than the actual writing…)
hey find out you’re being treated like a doormat at school, and they lose it.
Chuuya wants to crush the school building. He’ll settle for terrifying your bullies by making the "gravity" in the room so heavy they can’t get off the floor while he looms over them.
Dazai is scarier. He’ll ruin their lives quietly. One day they have a future the next, their bank accounts are empty and they’re being kicked out of school.
They both hate that you’re "too nice" to fight back. They decide they will be your "teeth" and "claws" since you won't use your own.
You jumping off roofs or hanging out with dangerous people scares them more than any enemy.
Chuuya gets loud and angry because he’s worried. He’ll grab you by the waist and yell, "Do you have a death wish?! Stop acting like your life doesn't matter!"
Dazai gets very quiet. He sees himself in your self-destructive habits. He hates it because he wants to be the only "danger" in your life.
When you mess with Port Mafia guards, the guards just stand there shaking because they know if they touch a hair on your head, Chuuya will end them.
They decide the only way to keep you alive is to lock you away.
The room: It’s super cozy! Think soft rugs, huge TVs, and your favorite snacks. But it has no windows and a heavy metal door.
They know if there’s a window, you’ll try to climb out of it just for the thrill.
When they hug you or kiss you, you get awkward and try to wander off. This makes them tighten their grip. They think you’re trying to "escape" their love, so they just get more clingy.
Chuuya thinks you’re a fragile treasure that keeps trying to break itself. He feels like he has to hold you 24/7 to keep you in one piece.(the one piece is real🔥 im sorry-)
Dazai thinks you’re a beautiful disaster. He’s obsessed with the fact that you’re willing to stay, but he’ll never trust you not to run off and do something crazy again.
The drinking problem
Chuuya loves wine, but he hates seeing you drunk. Why? Because when you’re drunk, you’re even more reckless.
He’s terrified you’ll stumble off a ledge or pass out somewhere dangerous. If he finds you drunk at a party, he’ll storm in, throw his coat over you, and carry you out like a sack of potatoes.
Even though he’s yelling at you for being irresponsible, he’s the one holding your hair back and giving you expensive electrolyte water.
Once you’re locked in their "safe room" he only lets you drink if he pours it. He wants to control exactly how "out of it" you get so you stay safe in his arms.
Dazai is much more manipulative about your drinking.
Dazai likes it when you’re a little tipsy because you stop being so "awkward" about his affection. He uses it to get you to cuddle with him or tell him things you’d usually hide.
He might actually be the one to bring the alcohol to the windowless room. If you’re busy drinking, you’re not trying to find a way to escape or hurt yourself. It keeps you "mellow" and easy to manage.
If he hears you were drinking with other people, his mood turns black. He hates the idea of you being vulnerable around anyone but him and Chuuya.
Hope u enjoyed! Sorry if its too short i genuinely struggled with it lol.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR FULFILLING MY REQUEST!!!!!!!!!!!
Idc how long you take cuz you always slap dude, I understand that my request was tricky bc i was finding it tricky to write the request itself! I had a concept, a vibe, but it's a hard thing to write... but you executed it perfectly!
I was lowkey scared you'd get angry for me requesting something twice 🥹🥹🥹
Thank u so much for fulfilling this difficult request; mwahhhh!!!
are you taking requests? for yandere dazai and yandere chuuya still i wanted to ask
Hello dear anon yes i do take requests i close mine if my inbox has more than 10 requests in it. It will say in my bio whether i take requests or not <3💙
I rlly hope u don't mind me requesting more than once >///<
But if you don't mind, could I humbly request yandere pm soukoko × an m!reader who's in college and is bullied? But they're super reckless. Which is probably how they deal with it, sneaking out, going to illegal raves, messing with port mafia soldiers (idk how you call them men in suits and sunglasses), drinking and really does not care what happens to them. As long as they have fun.
Meanwhile at school reader get name-called, publicly shamed, beated and just - it's hell 🥹
Like he's really sweet and kind, but just not normal enough for his peers...
I bet this sort of behaviour would drive protective chuuya to INSANITY. With Dazai I'd imagine he'd try to hide how much it affects him... They'd probably kidnap reader in nice, safe cozy room on LOCK, NO WINDOWS BECAUSE NEXT THING THEY KNOW READER IS MISSING. Not because reader doesn't like them, but rather because they don't know how to react to Chuuya's and Dazai's affection. (If you can't tell i love a willing reader)
HOPE THAT WASN'T TOO DETAILED. I LOVE YOUR WRITING SO MUCH😭😭💞💞
Thank you in advanced if you decide to grant my request 💞🐯
YANDERE! SOUKOKU WITH MALE!S/O WHO IS RECKLESS AND BULLIED
Your wish shall be granted! Im sorry it took so long i have to admit this request was a bit more difficult but i tried my best to listen to your description in the request. (I had more trouble naming the title for the fanfic than the actual writing…)
hey find out you’re being treated like a doormat at school, and they lose it.
Chuuya wants to crush the school building. He’ll settle for terrifying your bullies by making the "gravity" in the room so heavy they can’t get off the floor while he looms over them.
Dazai is scarier. He’ll ruin their lives quietly. One day they have a future the next, their bank accounts are empty and they’re being kicked out of school.
They both hate that you’re "too nice" to fight back. They decide they will be your "teeth" and "claws" since you won't use your own.
You jumping off roofs or hanging out with dangerous people scares them more than any enemy.
Chuuya gets loud and angry because he’s worried. He’ll grab you by the waist and yell, "Do you have a death wish?! Stop acting like your life doesn't matter!"
Dazai gets very quiet. He sees himself in your self-destructive habits. He hates it because he wants to be the only "danger" in your life.
When you mess with Port Mafia guards, the guards just stand there shaking because they know if they touch a hair on your head, Chuuya will end them.
They decide the only way to keep you alive is to lock you away.
The room: It’s super cozy! Think soft rugs, huge TVs, and your favorite snacks. But it has no windows and a heavy metal door.
They know if there’s a window, you’ll try to climb out of it just for the thrill.
When they hug you or kiss you, you get awkward and try to wander off. This makes them tighten their grip. They think you’re trying to "escape" their love, so they just get more clingy.
Chuuya thinks you’re a fragile treasure that keeps trying to break itself. He feels like he has to hold you 24/7 to keep you in one piece.(the one piece is real🔥 im sorry-)
Dazai thinks you’re a beautiful disaster. He’s obsessed with the fact that you’re willing to stay, but he’ll never trust you not to run off and do something crazy again.
The drinking problem
Chuuya loves wine, but he hates seeing you drunk. Why? Because when you’re drunk, you’re even more reckless.
He’s terrified you’ll stumble off a ledge or pass out somewhere dangerous. If he finds you drunk at a party, he’ll storm in, throw his coat over you, and carry you out like a sack of potatoes.
Even though he’s yelling at you for being irresponsible, he’s the one holding your hair back and giving you expensive electrolyte water.
Once you’re locked in their "safe room" he only lets you drink if he pours it. He wants to control exactly how "out of it" you get so you stay safe in his arms.
Dazai is much more manipulative about your drinking.
Dazai likes it when you’re a little tipsy because you stop being so "awkward" about his affection. He uses it to get you to cuddle with him or tell him things you’d usually hide.
He might actually be the one to bring the alcohol to the windowless room. If you’re busy drinking, you’re not trying to find a way to escape or hurt yourself. It keeps you "mellow" and easy to manage.
If he hears you were drinking with other people, his mood turns black. He hates the idea of you being vulnerable around anyone but him and Chuuya.
Hope u enjoyed! Sorry if its too short i genuinely struggled with it lol.
Hey, I was wondering if I could request a yandere chuuya x reader, where the reader's bother/sister is looking for them after chuuya kidnapped them they went missing and is getting really close to finding them. By the way, I love what you've written so far and I'm excited to see what you'll write next.
YANDERE! CHUUYA WITH A KIDNAPPED S/O WHO’S SIBLING IS SEARCHING FOR THEM
Your wish shall be granted dear anon! Sorry it took so long sadly tumblr deleted all my drafts and i had to do everything from the start :(
He stops leaving you alone for more than an hour or two. If he has Port Mafia business, he’s checking the security feeds on his phone every ten minutes. He becomes obsessed with what you’re doing when he’s not there.
He cuts off the last of your ties. If you had a radio or a TV, they’re gone. He doesn’t want you hearing a news report about a "missing person search" or seeing your sibling's face on a flyer.
He becomes terrifyingly sweet. He’ll bring you expensive gifts, vintage wines, and your favorite foods, all while whispering about how "everyone else has forgotten you" and "only I truly care."
When the sibling gets close
Your sibling manages to track down a lead perhaps a Port Mafia front or a witness who saw Chuuya’s car.
Chuuya doesn't panic he gets cold. He views your sibling not as family, but as a thief trying to steal his most precious "possession."
He might send a subtle, anonymous warning to your sibling a crushed car or a ruined apartment to scare them off. If they don't take the hint. his frustration turns into a dark shimmering rage.
He’ll tell you that your sibling is actually "dangerous" or "unstable." He’ll claim they aren't looking for you because they love you, but because they want to control you projecting his own behavior onto them to keep you from wanting to be rescued.
If your sibling is literally a few blocks away or has found the building, Chuuya triggers a "Red Alert" scenario.
You’re woken up in the middle of the night, wrapped in a heavy coat, and carried out. He won’t tell you where you’re going, only that "it’s for your own safety."
If you try to call out or resist, he’ll use Upon the Tainted Sorrow to pin you down or keep you silent. The gravity of his touch feels heavier than usual. it's a physical reminder that you literally cannot move without his permission.
He might finally show his hand. "I don't want to hurt them, S/O. I really don't. But if they keep trying to take you away from me, I'm going to have to make sure they can't walk anymore. Is that what you want?"
How chuuya would approach the sibling:
If he catches them sniffing around a Port Mafia owned property or asking too many questions to the wrong people, he’ll intercept them in a dark alley or a quiet bar. He stays calm, tilting his hat just enough to hide the predatory gleam in his eyes.
"You’ve got a real habit of sticking your nose where it doesn't belong, don't you? I get it family is important. But let’s be clear…S/O is exactly where they want to be. They’re safe, they’re cared for, and they’ve finally moved on from that messy life you provided. If you keep looking, you aren't going to find a 'victim.' You’re just going to find a very, very short grave. Go home while you still have legs to walk on."
Chuuya loves to gaslight the people who care about you. He wants your sibling to feel guilty so they stop searching out of shame.
"You think you’re the hero here? That’s cute. Where were you when they were crying? Where were you when they needed someone to actually protect them? You failed. I’m just the one who picked up the pieces. They don't want to see you. Every time you get close, it just reminds them of how much you let them down. Do them a favor and stay lost."
Thank you for your request and patience i hope you enjoyed it!💙
Anyway, could I please request yandere chuuya/dazai x s/o who has social anxiety but loves to self-monologue when she’s by herself.
Thank you for your time if you do end up taking my request.💕
YANDERE! DAZAI AND YANDERE! CHUUYA WITH A S/O WHO HAS SOCIAL ANXIETY
your wish is my command anon!✨ i hope you enjoy it as i had fun writing
Dazai is addicted to the "true" version of you. He finds social anxiety fascinating because it’s a mask, and he spent his whole life wearing masks. When you talk to yourself, he feels he is the only one who truly knows you. Which feeds his possessive nature.
He will never let you know he’s listening. He’ll hide in the shadows of the hallway or use bugs to listen from another room. He’ll sit with a dark, fond smile, eyes closed, just drinking in the sound of your voice without the stuttering or the fear.
He finds your monologues endearing but also uses them to manipulate your environment. If you mention you’re worried about a specific person or a task, that person might "disappear" or the task will mysteriously be completed before you even try.
If he accidentally walks in on you, he’ll act like he heard nothing, but he’ll tease you just enough to see you blush. "My my s/o-chan/kun. you look so thoughtful today. Were you having a very important meeting with yourself?~"
He loves that you only "speak" to him and yourself. He views your social anxiety as a gift.it keeps you from forming bonds with others, ensuring that he remains your only tether to the outside world.
Chuuya’s brand of yandere is deeply protective. Seeing you struggle with anxiety makes him want to burn the world down for making you uncomfortable. Your self-monologues are his "reward" for being your protector. they show him the vibrant person he’s keeping safe.
Chuuya is less "creepy" about it than Dazai, but no less obsessed. He might "accidentally" linger by the door when he hears you talking. He finds it incredibly cute and it makes his heart ache with a need to provide for you.
He gets incredibly fired up. If he hears you monologuing about something that upset you at the store, he’s halfway to the door to find whoever looked at you wrong. He takes your private thoughts as direct commands to improve your life.
He’s more likely to burst in because he can't help himself. "Who are you talking to? Did someone get in here?!" When he realizes it's just you, he’ll turn bright red, rubbing the back of his neck. "Tch... you're too loud, babe. People are gonna think I'm ignoring you if you have to talk to yourself."
He will weaponize his status to ensure you never have to talk to anyone else. He’ll hire staff to handle your errands or threaten anyone who dares to trigger your anxiety. He wants to be the only person you feel safe talking to….besides yourself of course <3
Aaaaa another request finished 😮💨
I did not expect ppl to enjoy my writing that much so sorry guys if i end up taking long to write a request. Anyway EVERYONE HAVE A NICE DAY💙
I LOVE THE WAY YOU WRITE YANDERE CHUUYA AND DAZAI!!! 💞💞
Could I kindly request yandere chuuya/Dazai × a m!reader who's kinda dumb and naive but very cheery. Lowkey thinking bimbo but without the plastic surgery and more cutecore 😭😭 they wear pink and there is nothing in their brain except sunshines, rainbows and cupcakes :3
It'd be interesting how chuuya and Dazai would treat a character with less intellect than them, especially Dazai since he's basically a genius. Like they wouldn't even have to manipulate them too hard, and that'd probably make Chuuya and Dazai more protective - especially Chuuya.
Thank you in advanced if you fulfill my request!! 💞💞
YANDERE! CHUUYA AND YANDERE! DAZAI WITH A MALE!S/O WHO IS DUMB AND NAIVE
This is so sweet i love writing cutesy s/o. Ur wish shall be granted!!! Sorry for taking a few days as ive had double shifts the last few days so now that i have a day off i will be able to post it💙
I sadly wasnt sure if u wanted separately or together so i made both but a they are kinda super short sorry abt it hope thats ok!
WARNING S/O BEING A GENUINE DUMBASS
Dazai is a man who thinks ten steps ahead, but with you, he hits a wall. There are no steps. Your mind is a flat, sunny plain of rainbows. He finds it fascinating. He doesn't even have to use his "Dark Era" manipulation. he just tells you a "secret" (which is actually a lie to keep you from leaving) and you believe him with wide, sparkling eyes.
“Oh s/o~ if you go outside today, the clouds will get sad and cry acid rain! We wouldn't want your pretty pink hair to melt, would we? Stay here and help me pick out a new brand of bandages. This one isn't 'aesthetic' enough, right?”
Chuuya is 100% the muscle and the heart of this operation. Your naivety triggers his protective instincts to a point of insanity. He sees your lack of intellect as a "purity" that needs to be defended with gravity-manipulated violence. He spends a fortune on your wardrobe, buying you every "cutecore" accessory in Yokohama just to see you do a little happy dance.
"Who gave you this lollipop? A stranger?! S/o…what did I TELL you about TALKING to people who don't wear Port Mafia clothes? Come here. Wipe your face. If I see one scratch on you, I'm leveling this city block. Now, show me that drawing of the rainbow again."
They don't have to break your spirit because you don't even realize you're a prisoner. You think you're just living in a very fancy, very tall castle with your two best friends who happen to be very "moody"
Chuuya gives you a "friendship bracelet" (it’s a GPS tracker made of rose gold and diamonds). You think it's the prettiest thing ever.
When they talk about "eliminating targets" in front of you, they have to use "cute" code because you get sad if they say mean things.
"Chuuya, did you 'send the grumpy man to sleep' like I asked?"
"Yeah, he’s taking a very long nap under the pier. S/o, stop eating the glitter, it's not sprinkles!"
The most yandere part is how they gatekeep your "sweetness." Dazai loves to watch you try to solve simple puzzles, leaning his chin on his hand with a dark, fond smile as you struggle to figure out which shape goes in which hole.
"You're so lucky s/o. Your head is so light, so empty of all the rot that fills mine. I'll make sure it stays that way. No thoughts, just cupcakes. I'll do all the thinking for you."
*Chuuya Coming in with a box of pink-frosted donuts* "Move over, Mackerel. He’s hungry. S/o, look. I got the ones with the little stars on them. If you eat all of them, I'll let you wear my hat for five minutes."
If someone from the outside tries to tell you that these men are "evil," you just tilt your head
"But Dazai gives me stickers! And Chuuya carries me when my legs get tired! They're the nicest boys in the whole world!"
*Dazai who is eyeing the 'hero' who tried to save you with a look of pure, murderous intent* "You heard the boy. He's happy. Now, disappear before I show you exactly why s/o thinks I'm 'nice'“
*Chuua who was alredy cracking his knuckles, red energy flickering around him* "I'll handle this. s/o, go back to your room and put on those pink headphones. It’s about to get a little 'loud' out here."
This is so short and bad help imma dig myself into the ground thanks
Hiii!! I hope your doing well And taking cake of yourself!
Can I ask for a Yandere Chuuya with a s/o who got Stockholm syndrome?.Like they genuinely love him and that they’re very affectionate to him.
Take your time and take breaks!
YANDERE CHUUYA WITH A S/O WHO HAS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
Anon i gotchu. Sorry that it took so long because i have been having 20 hour shifts which is why i had no time at all to write stuff whaa TwT
When you start showing genuine affection and signs of Stockholm Syndrome, it doesn't just satisfy him. it validates his belief that he is the only one who can truly "treasure" you. He stops seeing himself as your captor and starts seeing himself as your savior.
Initially, he was the aggressive Mafia executive who locked you away "for your own safety." But the moment you stopped fighting and started leaning into him, his world tilted.
The first time you hugged him back.without being told to do so.he actually froze. His gravity manipulation flickered, making the furniture in the room hover for a second.
Now, when he returns from a bloody mission for the Port Mafia, you’re at the door. You don't look for an exit.you look at the blood on his coat with concern.
*Breathless, pulling off his leather gloves* "You're still awake? I told you not to wait up, babe. It’s late."
"I was worried. You were gone longer than usual." As You reach out to straighten his bolo tie.
His heart hits his ribs like a sledgehammer. He wraps his arms around you, burying his face in your neck, smelling your shampoo to wash away the scent of gunpowder.
Because you are so affectionate, the "cage" becomes a palace. He buys you everything you could possibly want, but the gold bars are still there.
If you mention you’re bored, he doesn't let you go for a walk. He brings the world to you.
He’s surprisingly needy. Since you "love" him now, he expects constant physical contact. If he’s sitting on the couch doing paperwork, you must be tucked under his arm.
"Stay here. I can't focus if I can't feel you breathing. You're mine, right? Tell me again."
To Chuuya, your affection proves he was right. “See? You’re happy here. Those people outside didn’t love you like I do. They let you get into danger. I’m the only one who keeps you smiling.”
If you ever mention your old life or friends, his eyes go dark. He’ll kiss you until you forget their names. He wants to be your entire history and your only future.
The scariest part is when you realize you don't want to leave. You see the news about the Mafia's violence, and instead of being horrified, you think, 'I hope Chuuya didn't get his suit dirty.'
He has successfully replaced your survival instinct with a "Chuuya-instinct."
"You're so perfect like this. So soft. So loyal. I’m never letting you go back to that cold world. You're staying right here in the dark with me, where it's warm."
HOPE YOU ENJOYED i had fun writing and as always learned new words in english. ANYWAY LOVE YOU ALL!!!
YANDERE! CHUUYA DAZAI FYODOR & RANPO WITH A DIABETIC S/O
⋆。°✩ hello! Hope everyone is having a nice time sadly school and work has been killing me. I DO NOT HAVE DIABETES so pls dont be offended if i got something inaccurate! ALSO IM BAD AT WRITING FOR RANPO
Warning ⚠️: Manipulation, neglect. Out of character.
Dazai is a more psychological Person. He loves that your life literally depends on a medicine that he provides.
He keeps the "stock." You never have to worry about running out of insulin, but you also never know exactly where the extra vials are hidden. He wants you to have to ask him for them.
He’s strangely calm during emergencies. If you're having a low, he’ll sit you on his lap and slowly feed you honey, whispering about how lucky it is that he was there to save you.
In his Mindset He finds it „poetic“. "Your body is so fragile, S/O. One little vial stands between you and the end. Isn't it wonderful that I'm the one holding it?"
Small Scenario:
You fainted right on the sofa while he was reading. When you open your eyes, you’re flat on your back, and Dazai is hovering over you, holding a glass of juice with a straw. His expression is unreadable blank and cold.
"You almost left me S/O. That’s very selfish" he whispers. He watches you drink, his eyes tracking every swallow. He’s not worried about your health; he’s upset that he almost lost his "toy" to something he couldn't control.
"I think I’ll take your sensor away dear~" he says with a pleasant, terrifying smile. "Since you clearly can't monitor yourself, I’ll just prick your finger every hour. That way, you'll have to look at me every time."
Chuuya is the most "hands-on" about your health. He treats your blood sugar levels like a mission that cannot fail.
He buys the most expensive medical tech available. You’ll have the top-of-the-line continuous glucose monitor (CGM) and insulin pump. He has an app on his phone that alerts him the second your levels drop or spike. (Had to make research abt this help)
If your alarm goes off while he’s in a Mafia meeting, he will walk out. He’ll come home with high-end glucose tabs and your favorite juice.
He uses your condition to justify his yandere behavior. "See? You can't even go for a walk without passing out. You need me to watch you. Stay in the penthouse where it’s safe."
Small Scenario:
You were just trying to dust the top shelf when the world started spinning. You didn't even hear the vase shatter as you hit the floor.
Chuuya is through the door in seconds. He doesn't scream he goes into "Executive" mode. He checks your CGM (glucose monitor) immediately. "32? Damn it S/O" He’s lifting your head, rubbing a fast-acting glucose gel inside your cheek with practiced ease.
Once you wake up, he’s trembling with rage and relief. He’s gripping your hand so hard it hurts. "I told you not to exert yourself when I’m not in the room. From now on, you don't even stand up unless I'm holding your waist/hand. Got it?"
Fyodor views your diabetes as "God’s Will" that brought you to him. He is cold, precise, and terrifyingly organized.
He has a strict schedule written out. Meals are timed perfectly to your insulin doses. He views your health as a puzzle he has solved. If you try to eat something "off-plan" he will take it away without a word, giving you a look that chills your spine.
When it comes to Safety. He doesn't show panic. He treats your medical needs like a ritual. He might even be the one to give you your injections, finding a strange intimacy in the needle piercing your skin. (Freaky ahh)
In his Mindset He believes he is your savior. "The world is full of sugar and poison, my dear. Only here, under my watch, is your blood pure and your life certain."
Small scenario:
Fyodor finds you slumped in the kitchen. He doesn't rush. He walks over, kneels down, and checks your pulse with cold fingers. He knows exactly what happened you tried to adjust your own dose and failed.
When you wake up, you’re tucked into bed, and he is sitting in a chair by the window, watching you. The room is silent. "You thought you knew better than the schedule I set for you.." he says softly.
He leans over you, his shadow blocking out the light. "Because you tried to be independent, you almost died. I cannot allow you to hurt yourself again. From now on, I will be the only one who handles your needles. You won't even be allowed to touch them."
Ranpo is usually lazy, but when it comes to your health, his "Super Deduction" is always active. He knows your sugar is low before you even feel the symptoms.
He treats it like a game he’s already won. He’ll toss a candy bar at you before you even realize you’re shaking. He hates that you’re "broken" but he loves being the only one smart enough to fix you.
He’s actually the most annoying about it. He’ll pout if you try to hide a high reading from him. "I'm the world's greatest detective! You can't hide your own blood chemistry from me!"
He makes you feel like you're incapable of self-care so that you’ll stay with him. "You're so clumsy with your math S/O!. If I wasn't here to calculate your carbs, you'd be in big trouble. You'd better stay right here."
small scenario:
Ranpo knew it was coming. He’d seen you looking pale ten minutes ago, but he wanted to see if you’d ask for help. When you finally crumpled, he caught you just before your head hit the coffee table.
He’s stuffing a piece of high-sugar candy into your mouth the moment you stir. He looks genuinely upset pouting, but with watery eyes. "You're so stupid! Why didn't you say anything? I'm the one who knows everything, remember?"
He refuses to leave your side for the next three days. He treats you like a fragile doll, constantly checking your eyes and making you sit on his lap. "That’s it. No more kitchen for you. I’m the only one who decides what you eat from now on. You clearly can't be trusted!"
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HOPE YOU ENJOYED!!!! if someone has issues with this fanfic and feels like i was offensive my inbox/dms are open and i will make sure to change it up)))
Tomorrow i will have an 18 (maybe) even 20 hour shift🥹💔 so i will try to post my fanfic today for u guys (writing for chuya dazai ranpo and fyodor not saying what tho hehe:P)
Guys i have now officially finished all 5 seasons of bsd. And let me tell you the last episode made me get off my chair and do 40 push ups to fckin calm down cuz i realised i now have to wait for season 6
Hello! First of all i came to say ur writing is amazing and u are doing a great job at it. I enjoy reading ur stuff at work and I hope ur blog grows more followers.
Anyway i noticed you had nothing with ranpo so i wondered if its possible for you to write ranpo x reader (gender neutral or fem) who basically got annoyed that he once ate all the snacks at home so as revenge they start praising and hanging out with poe for the rest of the month knowing that ranpo is a little attention seeker. If its too troublesome then just discard it sending lots of love to ur blog💙
ranpo x gn!reader
synopsis: ranpo keeps eating your snacks even though you've told him countless times not to. what better way to get revenge then praising his rival?
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⟢ note: hii!! i had alot of fun with this req :) i was gonna do it yesterday but tumblr made me crashout so bad. hope you enjoy!!
ranpo has always had this bad habit of eating all the snacks in your home, that includes the snacks you bought for yourself. not for him.
oh you bought a cookie from the bakery to enjoy after your shower? well, when you check the box it came in. it’s all gone aside from a few crumbs.
you could’ve bought snacks for a movie night with ranpo, and before the movie even started two thirds of the snacks would be gone.
if you berated him for this behavior, he’d mutter a ‘sorry won’t do it again’ and an hour later he would have a bag of your candy in his hand.
nothing you tried worked.
you tried hiding your snacks, put on a sad face that he might sympathize with you a little, you even went so far as begged, on your knees type begging.
ranpo knew it was wrong to eat your snacks, but you kept buying them. so it didn’t affect you that much, right?
you swore this was gonna be your last attempt at letting this happen.
you had bought the last, freshly baked slice of lemon cheesecake.
you’d been waiting to eat it all day. work was terrible and you just wanted to get home, relax on the couch with your lemon cheesecake.
you stepped into the kitchen and saw, ranpo with a fork, taking bites off of your cheesecake!
he noticed you staring at him, paused for a second, and put another bite in his mouth. face showing no remorse whatsoever.
you were so ready to just completely freak out on him, but decided to keep your cool. not letting him know it affected you this much.
but he knew, ofcourse he knew. he could read you like the back of his hand, but decided to play along.
you had crafted the perfect plan, which was to hang around his sworn rival, edgar allan poe.
the first few days went fine, anytime poe was around you’d hang out with him, asking about his new novels etc.
and whenever ranpo was around, you’d throw around random compliments and praises poe’s way.
ranpo heard all this. a bubble of rage popping everytime he’d hear a ‘oh wow poe, you’re so smart!’ and you patting the man’s shoulder.
he had taken notice to your stupid little plan, not letting it affect him yet.
after a few more days of you being around poe more than ranpo, his patience wore thin. he really needed your attention on him.
you had noticed that ranpo was far easier irritable than usual, even so as snapping at his coworkers out of seemingly thin air.
one particular day, ranpo was absolutely done with your plan.
you were still hanging around poe, giving him even more praise and compliments than the first week of this.
ranpo felt like he was going to die of being starved from your affection and praise.
poe had come to the agency to bring a novel to ranpo.
ranpo had solved the mystery with ease, coming out of the abilty space from poe’s novel, he saw you ruffling with poe’s hair and more praises coming out of your mouth.
this made him snap. he was so fed up with you right now he couldn’t take it anymore.
‘[name], what the hell are you doing hanging out with him?!’ he yelled, slamming his hands against his desk hard.
you really didn’t think he’d be this mad about your seemingly harmless joke. but you weren’t satisfied with his reaction yet.
‘you’re supposed to be praising me! not him!’ his face grew increasingly red the longer he yelled.
he was about to say something else before he noticed that now, you, poe, dazai, kenji and atsushi were staring at him.
you stared at him for a short while before bursting out in laughter, everyones attention on you now.
‘ranpo— i-i didn’t expect you to react like.. that!’ you said through a fit of laughter.
ranpo replied with a huff, hiding himself under his desk in embarrassment.
you beckoned everyone to go back to their work as to not embarrass him even more. poe silently left without a word, not that he cared anyway.
you crouched infront of ranpo’s desk, facing the man himself.
you tilted his chin up to make him look at you, ruffling his hair with your free hand.
this sight made you feel a bit bad for ranpo, but also still pissed he kept eating your snacks.
‘i’m sorry ran. i won’t do it again okay? just don’t eat my snacks without asking.’ you said to him, moving to sit next to him, still under his desk.
‘…fine.., but you’re buying me snacks later!’ you agreed ofcourse, how could you not when he asked so nicely?
the day after, you saw ranpo with a bag of candy in his hand. your candy, that you bought with your own money.
you admired his boldness, did he really want to go through with the same thing again?
synopsis: dazai finally confesses his love for you!
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⟢ based on this request!
⟢ note: this was literally the cutest thing ever to write i hope you enjoy!
as long as dazai had known you, he’d always had a crush on you.
you were very charming, intelligent and downright beautiful, how could anyone not crush on you?
well, alot of people had a crush on you, even from simply walking past them had anyone gawking at you.
so it wasn’t an odd thing that he was one of those people, right?
he had tried confessing to you numerous times, if you can even call it a confession.
his attempted confessions were always indirect, something along the lines of, ‘ah bella, care to join me for a double suicide?’ a typical dazai-style confession.
you would have believed these confessions if he didn’t tell the same thing to another lady not even a day later.
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you on the other hand, also crushed hard on dazai. but never daring to confess to him, always shying away from the idea.
part of you really wanted him to be the one sharing his deepest feelings for you, but another part of you was tired of waiting for him.
anytime he stared at you a little too hardly, his gaze fixated on you only, you would think he was about to pop out a confession, right?
well that isn’t the case.
the moment he’d notice you staring back at him, he’d flash a signature smirk your way, mumbling some off handed comment that you didn’t hear.
almost all your hope was gone, days and days went by without any confession from him.
you again considered maybe you should just pour your heart out to him, but you really didn’t want it to go like that.
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the reason dazai hadn’t confessed to you yet, was because he was brainstorming how the hell he’d do it properly.
he knew that his indirect confessions always flew over your head.
anytime he’d use a cheesy pickup line on you, you’d stare at him like he suddenly turned into a dog, aka confused as hell.
a part of him was also afraid you didn’t like him back.
you treated him the same as you would anyone else, bringing a colleague a cup of coffee if they asked, laughing politely if someone cracked a joke, everything that you did for him, you did for others with the same smile on your face.
he also knew you were very popular with the people, you two may have gone on a walk together and atleast one person would approach you, asking for your number perhaps.
but you always turned them down gently, saying that you already have a special someone you’re rooting for.
this sprung some hope in him, that maybe he was really the one you loved.
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today was the day, dazai was finally going to confess his love for you.
he was going to go in blind, not having prepared anything for this special moment. he was going to confess to you from his heart, just truly him. not something he made up.
it was going to be straight from his heart, no stupid comments or teasing remarks.
he did have a little thing planned, you two would go on a walk around a random park, whichever was closest.
and near sunset, he would drag you somewhere with a perfect view of the sun setting itself into the sea. that’s when he’d confess to you.
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everything had gone as planned, in the morning he had surprised you at your door with a coffee, which was unusual since you were always the one bringing him coffee.
a little shocked at this display, but you thanked him nonetheless.
over the day you noticed dazai being a little fidgety, and for some reason he actually did paperwork for once.
and finally, the day had ended with ease. right as you were packing your bag to leave, you felt someone tapping your shoulder.
you looked over to whoever it was, and to no one’s surprise, it was dazai.
he had a soft genuine smile on his face, not his usual smirk or anything like it.
‘dazai? what’s up?’ you asked him, a little confused as to why he tapped your shoulder to get your attention. he would usually call out your name loudly, so everyone had his attention on him, not just you.
‘ah, i was wondering if you’d like to go on a walk with me, i have a little surprise to you.’ he said with a wink, a tinge of blush creeping on his face.
you agreed without hesitation, curious to what his little surprise was.
a little while later, the sun had started to set slowly, signaling dazai to start the last point of his plan.
you had made it to a lookout tower in the park, you admired the sunset, unaware that dazai was fumbling with something in his coat pocket.
you were completely caught off guard when dazai gently took your hand, turning you so that you were now face to face with eachother.
‘[name]-i, uh..’ he started, trying to find the right words to say.
he gathered himself again, continuing with what he was going to say. you, very confused just stared at him, which made him a little nervous.
‘i love you, ever since i’ve met you i’ve been inlove with you. i swear i’ve tried to confess to you earlier but you didn’t get it. i know you might think i don’t like you like that, but i do, i really love you.’ he confessed, gripping your hand a little tighter.
when you didn’t say anything, nor react in any kind of way. he got even more nervous, was it really that bad of a confession? did you not like him back—
his train of thoughts were interrupted by you slamming your lips on his. he stumbled back a bit before wrapping his arms around your waist.
you both pulled away from the kiss breathless, only staring at eachother with nothing but love.
‘i love you too you idiot.’ you whispered, leaning your forehead against his now.
you were both completely overwhelmed with relief, it finally happened.
⟢ end note: i wanna be confessed to like this omg.
YANDERE! DAZAI AND YANDERE!CHUUYA WITH A S/O WHO DOESNT TRY TO ESCAPE
˚⟡˖ ࣪hehe this my first time writing after so many years so excited! Anyway hope u enjoy! Slightly proofread
WARNING: kidnapping, manipulation
Dazai is very smart and a bit mean. He likes to play mind games. He thinks it’s funny that you stay with him just to survive.
He laughs when he realizes you're staying for the free rent. To him, it’s a fun game. He’ll say, "Oh, so you're only here for my money? How honest of you!" (Honestly he prefers rather than forcing violence to make sure you know your place)
He wants you to feel like you can't survive without him. He might remind you how scary it was to be hungry. He wants you to think he is the only person in the world who will help you.
If you ever misbehave he threatens by saying stuff like that he will just abandon you on the street which he knows gives you very unpleasant flashbacks
He will buy you nice things, but he uses them to keep you close. He likes it when you have to come to him to ask for things. It makes him feel like he has total power over you.
He is very calm and scary. He might whisper, "The world is so expensive and mean, s/o. Why would you ever leave me? I give you everything for free... as long as you stay mine."
He loves the "transactional" nature of your hugs. He knows you’re only cuddling him because he pays for your meals, but he’s so starved for connection that he’ll take it. He’ll whisper about how he’s the only one who would ever take care of someone as "helpless" as you.
"It’s a cruel world out there, isn't it? So many bills, so little mercy. Lucky for you, I’m very generous with people I own. Now, be a good pet and tell me you’ll never leave... or do I need to show you the eviction notices again?"
Chuuya is the type of guy who wants to own everything he likes. He is very rich and loves to show it off.
And honestly? He is happy to know that you are broke!
When he finds out you aren't trying to run away because you have no money, he feels proud. He thinks, "Good, I'm the only one who can take care of you." Finding out you aren’t leaving because you’re broke is a massive ego boost for him. it proves he can provide what the rest of the world couldn't.
He immediately replaces your entire wardrobe with designer labels. If you try to check the price tags, he’ll snatch them away. He wants you to forget what "budgeting" even feels like.
He uses your financial dependence as a tether. He doesn't need to tie you up if he’s the only one with the black credit card. He loves the way you have to ask him for things—not because he’s mean, but because he loves being the one to say "yes."
He’s actually a bit protective of your "poverty trauma." If he sees you trying to save leftovers or worrying about a broken plate, he’ll get uncharacteristically quiet, pull you into his lap, and remind you that you never have to check your bank balance again as long as you belong to him.
"Stay put, drink the wine, Shut up, and quit looking at the receipt. I didn't take you in so you could keep acting like a beggar. You’re mine now. So start acting like it."
IN CONCLUSION
Chuuya gives you money because he wants you to look like a star and be comfortable. He wants to be your hero.
While Dazai gives you money because he wants to make sure you can never walk away. He wants to be your only choice.