[elliot-my-beloved]

always thinking about elliot being incapable of understanding how the rest of the world perceives luke as closed-off or stoic or shy, because to him, luke is clingy and sincere and kind of bitchy. like that’s not his default state he’s just obsessed with you

[elliot-my-beloved]

id make a venn diagram of elliot schafer and kyle broflovski but itd be a circle.

[yellowraincoat]

Love that when Adam got punched Elliot went "Who on Earth could've done this. Excellent that it happened but who was the perpetrator?" Then he looked over at the only person who he told about his incident with Adam—this person being a historical committer of violence on Elliot's behalf when necessary—and looked right on passed him. The thought never occurred to him.

[mensmommymilkers]

Had to draw the trio from from my fave book by @sarahreesbrennan as I reread for the millionth time 😮‍💨 They’re so fun

[elliot-my-beloved]

i think enjoying characters like elliot schafer and baz pitch growing up has given me some false expectations as to what it’s really like to be awful and mean as a defence mechanism. i too am sometimes standing there wondering why the hell i’m saying something so terrible to someone i love but not being able to stop. the difference is in real life there is no earnest, angry, golden-child blond to love you anyway. good for the two of them though i’m glad it worked out.

[elliot-my-beloved]

monogamy because elliot schafer can’t be second to anyone and luke sunborn has spent all his life giving his love to one person

[elliot-my-beloved]

sorry it’s time for my annual iol reread so i may be elliotposting frequently

[elliot-my-beloved]

thinking about elliot schafer bedding the four most beautiful people at camp. sigh he really is the bisexual hero of all time

[elliotschafer]

luke sunborn was born in june btw <- making things up. and serene was born in january. and elliot was born in august. serenes birthday they dont know for canon elf reasons but when luke finds out when elliots birthday is he goes ‘yeah well im older than you so’ all the time. much like when they were younger and he would go ‘okay but you’re short So.’ or ‘yeah well im stronger than you.’ much like how when elliot has no good arguments he’ll declare some variation of ‘this reminds me of the MEAN BULLIES back at my OLD SCHOOL.’ and when serene wants to lay an argument to rest she just says ‘well of course you’re entitled to believe what you will and i would never say a gentleman such as yourself is Wrong per se but i’m sure in time you will come to see my wisdom in this matter.’ theyre silly

[txttletale]

jump off a bridge, cunt

see this is a perfect example of what not to do with a hate ask.

poorly matched to hate target: the suicide bait is a classic of anon hate, but it's a rookie mistake to deploy it against just anybody. any careful look at my blog would see that i am incredibly egotistic--using a hate tactic better suited to a blogger with low self esteem is just sloppy.

too generic to sting: this ask mentions no specific details about any problematic behaviour, annoying personality traits, or my personal life. since it feels like it could have been sent by anyone to anyone, it's difficult to take it personally.

cultural mismatch: 'cunt' probably comes across a lot harsher in your cultural context. however, i live in the UK, so i get called and call other people a cunt every day. as such, you're left with a lackluster ending for a very weak ask overall.

F. see me after class

[elliot-my-beloved]

i think its a shame that luke sunborn grew up without technology and didn’t have a landline in the house because his ass would lie on his stomach on his bed and twirl that cord around his finger for all he’s worth. giggling into the receiver like an idiot and kicking his feet when the guy on the other end is calling him a loser. sigh. the thing that is elliot isn’t even wrong

[elliot-my-beloved]

artist’s rendition

[neo-is-a-fan]

Luke being willing to kill for Elliot

In Other Lands / Tears Waiting to be Diamonds Part Two

[elliot-my-beloved]

i think its a shame that luke sunborn grew up without technology and didn’t have a landline in the house because his ass would lie on his stomach on his bed and twirl that cord around his finger for all he’s worth. giggling into the receiver like an idiot and kicking his feet when the guy on the other end is calling him a loser. sigh. the thing that is elliot isn’t even wrong

[elliot-my-beloved]

there should be more fic about serene and luke girl best friends. they are soooo stupid and lovesick together. they talk endlessly about wooing and never do it. give them a break from their pick-up master boy best friend. we can’t all be so unintentionally good at flirting.

[sarahreesbrennan]

Luke and Serene, beautiful jocks: why can't we hit on people successfully

Elliot, loner nerd, emerging from a makeout sesh with a mermaid: what? like it's hard?

[elliot-my-beloved]

srb putting me on blast by reblogging my post oh god

[elliot-my-beloved]

there should be more fic about serene and luke girl best friends. they are soooo stupid and lovesick together. they talk endlessly about wooing and never do it. give them a break from their pick-up master boy best friend. we can’t all be so unintentionally good at flirting.

[elliotschafer]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Hi <3 luke’s in it this time <3

[birdieisnotwriting]

elliot schafer is literally The fictional character of all time. he’s mean. he’s bisexual. he’s jewish. he’s a ginger. he likes dad rock. he’s a pacifist. he wants to name his child smooth jazz. he’s a flirt. he is unlovable. he is loved. his boyfriend has wings. who is doing it like him