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I’m just saying he was making fun of me for Star Wars mac and cheese and there he had a ton of Spongebob mac and cheese.
Unbelievable. Star Wars is dignified, respectable nerdom. Spongebob, not so much. Please make fun of him for the rest of time for having Spongebob macaroni.
“Love, love…calm down. What’s the matter? Whose throat do I have to cut?”
I don’t even know if it’s worth it anymore. Apparently he lied about lying so I’m not sure what to believe.
Oh god… that sounds horrible
Yeah. But now apparently he’s not gay and it was just part of that dare night? I don’t even know what to believe.
I kissed you back, didn’t I? Can gay people even fake that? I’m not gay, okay, we all had to do stuff we didn’t want to that night.
It wouldn’t be the first time a guy I kissed turned out gay... You make it sound like I didn’t want to kiss you, Tristan, but I did. I, for one, was actually excited about my dare. But fine, you’re not gay? Prove it.
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Tori Kelly - Dear No One
“Oh, I’m Bobby, not Brian. He’s my brother – well, obviously, we’re not exactly not related but… Yes, hi, other Fleetwood here.”
Oh gosh, I’m so sorry. I should have known that was far too kind to come from everyone’s favorite congressman... I bet you get that a lot though.
“A slap? Nah, you can’t go for something weak like that. You’ve got to go for the punch, or the heel to the toe, or a knee to the groin, if he really does deserve it. There are actually lots of more way I could give you but I’ll save those for net time.”
I learned the “badass ballerina” in a self defense class once that involved a palm to the nose, knee to the groin, and elbow to the back. I suppose that could work.
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“I would say it depends on the person. Some learn others do not. Sure does make anyone associated with them pretty wary, though.”
I think that’s my biggest concern. I want to trust him, I really do, I just don’t know if I can.
Thank you. That’s what I said. He told me I was a dork.
He’s only trying to compensate because he knows no one is a bigger dork than he is.
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It’s easier if you accept it early on, can’t get hurt as much. Being with a girl would probably be a lot simpler than being with a guy.
Do you have firsthand experience, or is this all speculation? I’m want to know what I’m getting myself into here before I commit too much.
Maybe give it some time, he might just redeem himself. He might not too but he might. You never know what’s right around the corner.
You might be the only person in this town who still believes so fully in redemption. It’s refreshing. Thanks for the advice.
You… oh. Uh… What… exactly happened?
I kissed him, he told me he was gay, I freaked out. That pretty much covers it.
You had a dare? Which was?
Oh, well, mine was to kiss you. Which I did, obviously, but it wasn’t just because of the dare. I wanted to, really, I guess I just needed the extra push. Not that it worked out too well anyway.
