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year of the horse

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

fairycosmos

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

oliviawhen

Just swimming by to say hello. 🦭

geigercuntter

Let’s have so many fucking issues and problems together

oscarjamesleigh

Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.

tweeterwilbury

I dont care about matt damon and ben affleck but they gave us Which could mean nothing so they are like rpf patron saints in a way

berryinnit

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

iiumz

sailorbrazil

thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her

experiment41

are bots making communities now??? some of the ones i get recommended feel like it

experiment41

like the admin of this one is deactivated and at least 95% of the members are bots

lohboh

can you imagine you wake up one day in a dark room chained to a radiator with your phone at 1% and you unlock it and find that you've been added to this community

shin-zaibatsu

The first thing you do in that situation is open Tumblr?

lohboh

Where the hell else would I post about being chained to a radiator, fucking Bluesky?

dajo42

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

computationalcalculator

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

idontgettechnology

I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.

However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."

I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."

And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."

And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.

So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.