dead spider

I sing my little song, I write my little word, I be a little nobiny bug, I could give you a tiny hug.

[hadrians-view]

https://www.instagram.com/caducadoart/

[elmo-pelmo]

Alright everybody! Thank you for coming out, for us to celebrate and weep together! We’re gathered here today for today is the day we have been anticipating for years and I am beyond grateful to have reached it.

First of all, I would like to raise my glass to the production team- thank you guys incredibly much, you’ve done an impeccable job and we’re beyond grateful for you to have put in the work for our pleasure, thank you! And to you Mr. Gaiman- we have not been an easy crowd of devoted lovers of your work. Your art has a bespoke edge and something extraordinarily extroverted to it that lulls in an abundance of fans of the like - opinionated, funny, rude, loud-ass motherfuckers. As of one of them I would like to voice my biggest congratulations and gratitude for a creation well done. I can’t imagine it will have been easy to please such a huge crowd of imagine-it-alls but I think you’ve done a wonderful job. On behalf of the fandom, I am in advance extremely apologetic for the backlash you will most likely receive. You made the brave decisions to finish the season on a dramatic note and since you are readily available on tumblr.com and a generally silly seeming guy, many people will think you are their close friend who ate their last slice of pizza and will most likely treat you as such. For that I am sorry and wish you all the mental strength, for it to not meddle with the feeling of success for what you created. We know no boundaries, like fruit flies, nothing more. We are well fat and nourished by a glorious buffet, yet the final grape was slightly spoiled. Nevertheless I have yet to see a better execution of a second season this anticipated and especially for that Mr. Gaiman, I thank you wholeheartedly. We raise our glasses to you captain, cheers!

And now darlings and bastards, my inbox tells me you can barely contain yourselves. For years we have plotted and wondered and waited. We have cried and laughed and wanked. We wrote and read for days on end. We have predicted and contradicted. Created worlds upon worlds in which these two middle-aged celestial beings find their happy ending over and over again. And they will one day. And until that day will be upon us, we will write and we will read! So I raise my glass to you, my fellow idiots with a very specific hobby - may the stories be plenty, may the canon diverge and may the fix-it season BEGIN!

[grawly]

[grawly]

[psikonauti]

Józef Wilkoń (Polish, b. 1930)

Pawie, 2021

gouache on paper

[teathattast]

[purrdapper-deactivated20240129]

So I tried to draw a geometric version of this and ended up with

[teathattast]

Yeah I'll reblog that

[genderqueeradrien]

you can replace all your daily tasks with 24 hours of the hyperfixation. But watch out

[ohheygrace]

[flower-in-a-horror-novel]

This is the opposite of blackout poetry

[huffylemon]

[blowoutthecandleasshole]

Here’s the rest it’s just as funny

[desanuviando]

“Noite em Azul”

Mark Grantham (artista contemporâneo canadense, nascido em 1966).

[delphinidin4]

[a-game-is-the-foot]

[crystal-leopards]

these are still the most hilarious

[diycraftsnmore]

[dovesndecay]

[animentality]

[voguefashion]

Nadja Auermann and a friendly skeleton photographed by Richard Avedon for The New Yorker, November 6th 1995.

[cleansingreflections-deactivate]

very sad that the website stopped working because of my fuck up, but since the "random number generator" i scripted was actually supposed to be some sort of poem/conversation between you and the generator, i might as well post the entire text here, also cause barely anyone found it

[sandmandaddy69]

[sabertoothwalrus]

[leahgardner-art]

🪩 oil paint on wood panel

[emotion-deluxe]

No offense but where are the male porn bots

[calellon]

..and where are all the gods?

[tokentrans]

where’s the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?

[laylamva]

Isn’t there a white guy to clutter up my feed?

[glassmirrormask]

Late at night I scroll and I block and I dream of what I need

[sarakouda]

I need a manwhore! 💥💥💥💥

[emotion-deluxe]

Can someone PLEASE answer my question