@unagislut

eggs

[elonmuskchan]

the dash is currently drowning in recommended posts and it’s slightly reminiscent of walking into a supermarket at 5 am

[fuckmaniknowbuthey]

½ mensch (sogo ishii, 1986)

johnny mnemonic (robert longo, 1995)

NieR: automata (platinum games, 2017)

[milquetoastism]

[51don]

Shinjuku, 1985

[elonmuskchan]

@1800buzz i would try and find out if i knew how to make spaghetti but alas i only have a bag of cheetos here will that suffice?

[elonmuskchan]

@ringworms is decaf okay

@plutocymbals right? better than most humans too

[elonmuskchan]

just saw a cockroach leisurely walking back and forth on the carpet by the front door of my apartment and assuming he’s using it to clean his feet i commend his ability to understand basic visitor etiquette perhaps i might invite him in for coffee

[remindereminder]

[elonmuskchan]

@nowyoucancry not at all it might seem like a tiny ball of mystery that you wanna dissect but it’ll really just leave you with a numb and burning mouth and please don’t ask how i know that

[elonmuskchan]

people watching in the airport is always entertaining but absolutely nothing could’ve prepared me for this guy who took 2 advil gels and chewed on them like they were gum

[elonmuskchan]

this is why i’ve learned to take news with a grain of... rice

[aburritoeater-blog]

My name is Joe and these are my glamour shots. My url was originally going to be about eating tacos but it felt too raunchy.

You may know me as the guy who used to wear a purity ring and let me just tell you that you’re wrong. I’m the guy who still wears a purity ring, it’s just on a different body part now (my toe, it’s high fashion). If you haven’t listened to Happiness Begins please go and do it now, I need the money.

Come talk to me @invisiblemcnsters and we can talk about the time I broke up with Taylor Swift over the phone.

[spillyerbeans-deactivated202004]

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[elonmuskchan]

doesn’t matter if you prefer lucifer or ring ding dong but what matters is streaming either of them on melon or apple music so i can afford a small fry from mcdonalds cheers 

[shesnake]

Happy Together (1997) // Moonlight (2016)

[itshorrorrshow]

Romance // Ex:Re

[pissvortex]

[elonmuskchan]

@sntlaurent i’ll be looking forward to it but just a heads up that i only accept written messages in glitter pens thank you

@spiltbeans probably the no 1 pro for you cos the amount of times you’ve [redacted] is too high