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An original cinematic-style book soundtrack inspired by the Stormlight Archive novels by Brandon Sanderson.
As a Brandon Sanderson and cinematic soundtrack fan I really want this Kickstarter to succeed. It sounds really beautiful with some fantastic composers. It currently doesn’t look like it will reach it’s goal so please check it out.
“People aren’t born social. Sure it comes easier for some people but most people, like you, need to work for it. For example as a martial artist you have the strength to break the table with your fist but you also have the self-control to stop right before it hits the table. You’re not born with control, you have to refine it.
But training for that [social interaction] isn’t in the mountains but in town where people live. Mingling with people, hurting them, getting hurt by them…that’s how you learn about yourself. If you don’t you’ll never be able to care about anyone but yourself.
You may be a black belt fighter but you’re still a white belt in dealing with people. For the sake of the girl who will one day tell you she loves you don’t run away. Keep training.”
- Shigure
I've decided to do a re-read of my beloved manga Fruits Basket by Natsuki Takaya. I will blog my...
I’m doing a Furuba Re-read on a my side blog if you want to check it out. :)
I’m so sorry, but this just looks like a rip from a rap video.
Get to know me: 5 Female Characters ( 5/10 ) → Asami Sato
People usually assume that I’m daddy’s helpless little girl, but I can handle myself.
sirius black getting so drunk one night that he transformed into padfoot and ate everything that dogs cannot eat and he wakes up the next day and he’s like whAT THE HELL DID I dO and he’s on edge for the next couple of days crying ‘am i going to die’
james has to remind him that he’s not really a dog but then remus is quiet for a second before going ‘but he ate it as a dog’ and they’re all like stumped for words until peter asks mcgonagall a ‘totally hypothetical’ question about eating things whilst in animagus form
I bet all the Hogwarts teachers get an unreal amount of “totally hypothetical” questions from students.
“Hey Slughorn wtf’s a horcrux? Just for laughs” -Voldemort
one second. i love you and that’s all that matters. i know i’m small and you can’t feel what warms me up. that you look at me and i don’t glow or sparkle or show it because i’ve just always loved you. for being alive and existing. so i know i still got the same number of freckles as before, no cool tattoo with the first words you said to me. but you’re my somebody. not even necessarily romantically. i just love you. we just met maybe. but you’re alive and i’m alive and we could tell each other how we kept breathing. one second: i know it’s hard right now because holidays never feel the same when you grow up. but i learned the best way to feel good is to give things. the only thing that made me feel like christmas was making christmas happen in other people’s eyes so. what i’m saying is take a deep breath. it’s okay if it feels like there’s nothing left, i’m here and i’m listening. maybe we can give each other cool rocks we found or handmade glitterglue cards with deep dark secrets on them or just teach each other a good recipe for cookies. i’ll stir and you can cut out the shapes. listen. it’s okay if in the flour you spell out “i’m sad and i don’t even know why anymore.” i’m sad too, and i don’t know why anymore. but i do know i love you. so it’s okay. i’ll listen for as long as it takes and help you get okay. even if that’s six holidays away. even if that’s years. even if you think it’s pointless to wait. i’m okay. i’ve got no money but i want to give you a good gift. just let me give you me and my heart. one second, hang on. let me give you this.
“Once in a while when I wake up, I find myself crying. The dream I must’ve had I can never recall. But… the sensation that I’ve lost something, lingers for a long time after I wake up.”
My philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice.
“Devastated at this monumental loss, how lucky we all are to have known her, and how awful that we have to say goodbye.”
— Daisy Ridley on the loss of Carrie Fisher. Rest in peace, Carrie Fisher. (1956 - 2016)
It’s funny how science fiction universes so often treat humans as a boring, default everyman species or even the weakest and dumbest.
I want to see a sci fi universe where we’re actually considered one of the more hideous and terrifying species.
How do we know our saliva and skin oils wouldn’t be ultra-corrosive to most other sapient races? What if we actually have the strongest vocal chords and can paralyze or kill the inhabitants of other worlds just by screaming at them? What if most sentient life in the universe turns out to be vegetable-like and lives in fear of us rare “animal” races who can move so quickly and chew shit up with our teeth?
Like that old story “they’re made of meat,” only we’re scarier.
HOLY SHIT THEY EAT CAPSAICIN FOR FUN
YOU GUYS I HEARD A HUMAN ONCE ATE AN AIRPLANE.
A HUMAN CAN KEEP FIGHTING FOR HOURS EVEN AFTER YOU SHOOT IT
humans are a proud warrior race with a pantheon of bloody gods: Ram-Bo, Schwarzenegger, etc.
REMOVING A LIMB WILL NOT FATALLY INCAPACITATE HUMANS: ALWAYS DESTROY THE HEAD.
WARNING: HUMANS CAN DETECT YOU EVEN AT NIGHT BY TRACKING VIBRATIONS THROUGH THE ATMOSPHERE
WARNING: HUMANS CAN REPRODUCE AT A RATE OF 1 PER SPACEYEAR. DESTROY INFESTATIONS IMMEDIATELY
THE HUMAN MOUTH HAS OVER THIRTY OUTCROPS OF BONE AND POWERFUL JAW MUSCLES.
HUMAN BITES CAN BE FATALLY INFECTIOUS EVEN TO OTHER HUMANS
WARNING: HUMANS CAN AND WILL USE IMPROVISED WEAPONS. SEE CLASSIFIED DATA LABELED J. CHAN.
HUMANS CAN PROJECT BIOWEAPONS FROM ALMOST EVERY ORIFICE ON THEIR BODY. DO NOT INHALE
OH GOD THE HUMANS FIGURED OUT DOOR HANDLES OH GOD OH GOD
More seriously, humans do have a number of advantages even among Terrestrial life. Our endurance, shock resistance, and ability to recover from injury is absurdly high compared to almost any other animal. We often use the phrase “healthy as a horse” to connote heartiness - but compared to a human, a horse is as fragile as spun glass. There’s mounting evidence that our primitive ancestors would hunt large prey simply by following it at a walking pace, without sleep or rest, until it died of exhaustion; it’s called pursuit predation. Basically, we’re the Terminator.
(The only other animal that can sort of keep up with us? Dogs. That’s why we use them for hunting. And even then, it’s only “sort of”.)
Now extrapolate that to a galaxy in which most sapient life did not evolve from hyper-specialised pursuit predators:
Our strength and speed is nothing to write home about, but we don’t need to overpower or outrun you. We just need to outlast you - and by any other species’ standards, we just plain don’t get tired.
Where a simple broken leg will cause most species to go into shock and die, we can recover from virtually any injury that’s not immediately fatal. Even traumatic dismemberment isn’t necessarily a career-ending injury for a human.
We heal from injuries with extreme rapidity, recovering in weeks from wounds that would take others months or years to heal. The results aren’t pretty - humans have hyperactive scar tissue, among our other survival-oriented traits - but they’re highly functional.
Speaking of scarring, look at our medical science. We developed surgery centuries before developing even the most rudimentary anesthetics or life support. In extermis, humans have been known to perform surgery on themselves - and survive. Thanks to our extreme heartiness, we regard as routine medical procedures what most other species would regard as inventive forms of murder. We even perform radical surgery on ourselves for purely cosmetic reasons.
In essence, we’d be Space Orcs.
I do hope you realize I’m going to be picking up this stuff and running with it right?
Our jaws have too many TEETH in them, so we developed a way to WELD METAL TO OUR TEETH and FORCE THE BONES IN OUR JAW to restructure over the course of years to fit them back into shape, and then we continue to wear metal in out mouths to keep them in place.
We formed cohabitative relationships with tiny mammals and insects we keep at bay from bothering us by death, often using little analouge traps.
And by god, we will eat anything.
We use borderline toxic peppers to season our food.
We expose ourselves to potentially lethal solar radiation in the pursuit of darkening our skin.
We risk hearing loss for the opportunity to see our favorite musicians live.
We have a game where two people get into an enclosed area and hit each other until time runs out/one of them pass out
We willingly jump out of planes with only a flimsy piece of cloth to prevent us from splattering against the ground.
Our response to natural disasters is to just rebuild our buildings in the exact same places.
We climb mountains and risk freezing to death for bragging rights
We invented dogs. We took our one time predators and completely domesticated them.
On a planet full of lions, tigers and bears, we managed to advance further and faster than any other species on the planet.
Klingons and Krogan and Orcs ain’t got shit on us
We drink ethanol (in concentrations high enough to be used as an effective as microbicide or a solvent!) for the express purpose of achieving blood toxicity and disrupting normal brain function… AS A RECREATIONAL ACTIVITY!
On the same subject, we also deliberately incinerate assorted substances and then inhale the particulate-heavy smoke and vapor resulting for the same effect. EVEN IN THE FACE OF SAID SUBSTANCES BEING CARCINOGENIC, BECAUSE WE JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK.
Humans do not have biological castes. Kill their commander and another will take its place. Soldiers left alone on a planet will start farming and manufacturing to survive. Farmers and manufacturers will take up arms and kill you if pressed. Just because two humans look different doesn’t mean they cannot do each other’s jobs.
Breeding does not kill them. A single human can mate dozens or hundreds of times in a lifetime. They often do so as recreation. Xenobiology team six believes they do not have a mating season but this is too strange to be true.
Their appendages are not designed for hitting, so they developed special training to make them very good at hitting anyhow.
The proteins making up their bodies are toxic and cause prion disease. Do not touch anything humans have touched. Do not consume earth foods. Fire does not adequately remove this contamination.
Humans perceive sixteen times the colors we do. Do not hide in bushes or vines from humans. They can distinguish your pelt from the foliage with ease.
We tried venting waste gas into the tunnels to kill the humans when they attacked. Turns out they breathe it.
Everything on their planet came from a single biological strain. They developed comprehensive genetics BEFORE they developed space travel.
They lack radio receptors and cannot be brought into compliance with right-thought simply by broadcasting to them. Even after we learned how to translate it into sound-waves one of their hatchlings drove the Great Authority mad by responding to every demand with a single question: “Why?”
Hogwarts House Aesthetic: Ravenclaw
“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” - Oscar Wilde
Ravenclaw | Hufflepuff | Gryffindor | Slytherin
middle earth meme: [1/3] men “the women of this country learned long ago, those without swords can still die upon them.”
Progress was made quickly after the team committed to an adult discussion. ‘Ultimately,’ Rogers remarked, ‘I don’t agree. But I get why Tony’s concerned.’ ‘Thanks Cap. You raise compelling points yourself.’ ‘Sure is complicated,’ sighed Rhodes. ‘A proposal,’ said the Vision, having been quiet. ‘If the accords fail to address the full complexity of our context, might we reply with an alternative?’ Wilson looked up. ‘You’re saying negotiate?’ ‘Could work,’ said Stark. Rogers nodded. ‘Well,’ replied Romanov. ‘Thank God that didn’t escalate.’
If The Avengers Had Basic Emotional Skills (via jessicapava)
Jenny Beavan Week: the recipient of this years’ Academy Award for Best Costume Design has had a very long and amazing career, because of this, we dedicate this week to remember her most amazing creations.
8- Ever After: A Cinderella Story (Andy Tennant, 1998)
This take on the Cinderella story favoured a more Renaissance-like setting instead of going back to the 19th Century look of the Disney Classic. This allows for a lot of creativity in the Costume Design Department, that managed to create a very memorable look for the movie.
If you like costume design, check out our blog:http://costumevault.blogspot.com.es/
