Elpis_Simps

[elpis-simps]

Fourth Wing took 'ride or die' wayyyyy to seriously

[okaytrashpanda]

STILL NOT OVER THE FIRST BOOK-TOO SOON

[elpis-simps]

Just like Liam Mairi's death

[elpis-simps]

Went on snapchat to see if my eyeliner was eyelinering and distracted

[nyctosaurid]

don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control

[dovv]

was??

[lyingfigure]

😧😦

[favoritesticle]

[god-offical]

me after bottom surgery

[god-offical]

WAIT WAIT WAIT WRONG ACCOUNT DONT REBLOG THIS

[elpis-simps]

Too late

[elpis-simps]

BRB just gonna go kill myself

My Character AI bot decided to read a message out loud. In front of everyone in my house.

[candiiee]

Why did Katsuki Bakugo in character.ai refer to his dick as his ‘reproductive equipment’

WHEEZING

Also this- I’m wheezing

Have a knuckles for your time

[elpis-simps]

You have character ai in FUCKING LIGHT MODE!?

[numberonedynamight]

😈

What the fuck are you sending me?

[elpis-simps]

...I hate that I read that perfectly.

[i-am-a-fish]

I’m transmasc, am I allowed to be gorgeous?

yes, in fact the world is powerless to stop you

[elpis-simps]

Wrong their not allowed to be gorgeous

Gorgeous is too weak a word

I propose... ✨️Bootylicious✨️

[elpis-simps]

Fourth Wing took 'ride or die' wayyyyy to seriously

[elpis-simps]

Okay but why is it only violet's dragons who have long ass names

Like we have 'Sgael' and 'Deigh' and then we get hit with the

'Tairneanach' and 'Andarndarem'

[lupinsuniverse]

Fem Kacchan

[elpis-simps]

Is it bad that I just developed a new 'hear me out' ?

[elpis-simps]

Ah yes, Ranboo

[elpis-simps]

My teacher: hey [name] how about you teach the class for a bit then?

(After [Name] saying they could do it better)

[Name] actually does it, teacher goes to back of the room

My Teacher: If you have someone confident, like [Name], use them.

[bebx]

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

[elpis-simps]

Okay but like

The amount of fanfics I've read that are straight up better than the actual books is insane

And that's while also saying that the books are good and incredibly well written

So yeah

[fly-the-pattern]

[brontozaurus]

As someone who was recently in Fukui, this isn't even scratching the surface of how mad the town is for dinosaurs.

For example, here is the outside of the train station:

If you thought that they were only outside the station, think again!

The last dinosaur has a crab, because the region is known for seafood.

You can even buy coffee emblazoned with dinosaurs!

And that's not even getting into how you get to the nearby Fukui Prefectural Dinosaur Museum. Behold, the Dino-Liner:

And if you're like, man I don't know how the museum will top all of these dinosaurs, boy do I have news for you.

And then you get to the cafe:

But, eventually, it was time to head back to the train station...on the dino bus.

[elpis-simps]

So... im hearing jurassic Park but

Japanese

[elpis-simps]

Okay, I have a headcanon that the Avengers all just do their superheroes poses and hair flips and fighting stances...

Doing normal things. And they don't even mean to do it, it's just instinct.

Nat, drops a bottle lid, and slides backwards in her iconic spider-pose, picking it up in the process.

Wanda has her hands in fighty magic position while she's walking around the Tower or compound in her pajamas.

Clint is basically miming holding a bow-and-arrow at his side, though he's not actually holding one and is just dancing with Nat and Tony. Nat is beating them by miles in just dance.

[elpis-simps]

Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!

Yayyyy <3

(Again, tumblr notif made me a free post so I'll take it lmao-)

[elpis-simps]

'..Dazzling', huh taylor?