This is me...

Life won't change me... I AM GOING TO CHANGE LIFE ITSELF I'm currently on the process of making my heart fullmetal.

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[tom-nippleston]

I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS

Santa is coming tonight.

[lich-of-the-golgari]

@alltheshit-althetime

[suntosirius]

THE ONLY CHRISTMAS POST I DON’T BLOCK

[fozby]

dancer is my life

[thedanliest]

YES HERE IT IS, JUST IN THE SAINT NICK OF TIME

[hulahoopofsalt]

Any Blog without this picture will be deleted in the following 24 hours.

[ethanhunt-deactivated20230911]

It’s a Wonderful Life (1946) dir. Frank Capra

[bluefire-axolotl]

Boomers will be like “hurr durr gen z doesn’t know what a phone booth is” as if we didn’t all watch Maes Hughes die in one like four times.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Reading this post was like getting clocked with a metal bat.

[ichigoskurosaki]

Princess Mononoke (1997) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

“Life is suffering. It is hard. The world is cursed. But still, you find reasons to keep living.”

[stevenrogered]

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

[gaynfl-moved]

[fullmetalfisting]

You know, that’s fair

[humorblr]

The Princess Bride (1987), dir. Rob Reiner

[catchymemes]

[excellentbitch]

isn’t that the neck tattoo guy

[excellentbitch]

[caribetidalwave-deactivated2019]

This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂

[tybalt-you-saucy-boi]

THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM

[silverstrike]

But how could you leave out this masterpiece???

[cryol]

I love him

[mj-theskywitch]

yall r missing the BEST one

[your-villainous-neighbour]

I might have just found myself a new idol

[wankchan]

[pollydoodles]

Unsure if real or an elaborate character but in any case he’s fighting the good fight so 🤷🏻‍♀️💯

[stilldanytrash]

He shouts a lot. What a fun guy.

[azurebones]

He has only one brain cell and he uses it to live life 

[fublebuble]

Perfect man doesn’t exi-

[assyrianjalebi]

[clavicula-diaboli-prolis]

Forgot the best part:

[gmbencompetence]

According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.

One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.

So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.

And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.

[therothwoman]

this post did not even remotely go in the direction I was expecting it to

[animations-daily]

Aren’t you just as pretty as a Magnolia in May.

The Princess and The Frog 2009 | John Musker, Ron Clements

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[5nkc7hdrl-deactivated20180324]

[cr-familiar-faces]

Windex isn’t carbonated 

[cr-familiar-faces]

[killin-the-machine]

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

[pinsir]

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex

[murdershegoat]

these bitches really get it huh

[cloacacarnage]

[super-metroid]

[lamentablesbian]

“I was never mad at you, I was only sad because you had lost your way.”

[aymmichurros]

[thethiefandtheairbender]

The Good Place (2016-2020)

[insomniac-arrest]

brah

[postilionstruckbylightning]

The Good Place’s take on morality is so important to me. It never suggests that being good is easy or straightforward - quite the opposite - but it says, over and over again, that we need to try because we’re all people and we all matter.