Per aspera ad astra

Here we view the incredibly lame Milk in his natural environment. Expect a little of everything. +

[daddyfuckedme]

[postscribed]

[dragonboy400]

the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast 

[goawaythisblogisinactive-blog]

you could have at least said spoiler alert

[iggykoopa666]

[barzum-and-baizli]

some of u never tried to force a volleyball as far underwater as u could at a pool as a kid only to have it shoot up and hit u in the fucking face and it shows

[neverthere12345]

[pervocracy]

are you ready for my favorite fact?

If you leave a hamster wheel out in the forest, wild mice will come and run on it.

that is my favorite fact

[blueelectricangels]

Bobcats and lynx will sit in cardboard boxes abandoned in the middle of the forest.

I asked the lynx researcher who told me this why, and he said “Cats, man” and shrugged.

[mynamebatman]

This is now an “if I fits, I sits” appreciation thread.

[driflloon]

every once in a while my brain cells kiss and i experience critical thought

[cheaphalloweencostume]

a long ass time ago one of the sites i have my email on sold my information to whoever and a kink supply store got ahold of it and gives me like daily emails and i don’t wanna get off the mailing list because then i would miss stuff like this

[fozzie]

“the game” is a sleeper agent activation phrase for anyone who was in middle school between 2006 and 2009 and apparently ppl any younger than that are blissfully unaware of the psychological warfare of the game

[queerdungeons]

Some excerpts from my deep research into the popeye wikia

[jingles]

x

[re-bee-key]

The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.

[maggotgrass]

Im fucking crying

[peter-b-tired]

Oh no

[scarecade]

spirited away au where everything’s the same expect no face’s mask looks like this

[rosebud-wizard]

[scarecade]

now that’s what i’m talking about

[ruinedchildhood]

tumblr in a nutshell

[paprika]

[regbian-moved-to-lezbianz]

in case you guys wanna know what modern high school dances are like, at mine despacito came on and everyone t-posed around this one kid as he fortnite danced like his life depended on it

[heavensickness]

Do you ever wanna bond with someone so bad you’re like “damn i wish we were knights on a dangerous quest”