RUFF RUFF BARK BARK BARK

she/him ☆ 9teen ☆ furryboy ultimate

[skeletalheartattack]

[meianmari]

Deadly bug ahead

[markatoto]

dodge this

[theterribletenno]

A 15-year-old boy is about to base his entire personality on the last movie you watched for the next 10 years. HOW BAD IS IT?

He is going to get himself killed. Badly.

He is going to (try to) kill himself

The most obnoxious person in the world has just been born

FURRY (derogatory)

FURRY (normal)

Not much has changed? But now he's stuck like this for 10 years? Yikes.

It's cringe but it could have been a lot worse

At least he'll have fun at Comic Con

If anything this is a slight improvement.

He's not a boy anymore. He's a man now.

She's not a boy anymore. She's a girl now.

FINALLY, a son I can be proud of!

Voting ended onMay 11

[deadelated]

Drunk as hell flying a zeppelin because it doesn't count as operating heavy machinery

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I say old chap that airship is flying dreadfully close to the- OH DEAR SPROCKETS!!!!!

[latenightgasstationwalk]

Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

[memorycycle]

ant queen: iam so dehydrated and full of eggs can smebody get me a class of water.... ogf

the HUD in the corner of her vision at all times: larva3847 has begun to pupate! 😯 larva3848 has begun to pupate! 😯 antwarrior234579 has died in battle! 😨 antwarrior225680 has died in battle! 😨 antwarrior234236 has died in battle! 😨 larva3849 has begun to pupate! 😯

[gooeykit]

you would make this post

[memorycycle]

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[spacestation-l7]

The Chief - The Warrior - The Guardian

[scarechrow]

leafpool and her stupid chud son

[meowpilled]

i’ll fucking get you

[whatcoloristhatcat]

dilute black (blue) mackerel tabby with low white spotting

[allyourlife]

my fav calvin n hobbes joke and no one ever puts it anywhere

[hexbugswallower]

Ants have the most badass lives of anything in the animal kingdom, life as an ant is like warhammer

[hexbugswallower]

Wake up in enormous underground cyberpunk metropolis

Venture outside with your ant buddies to forage scraps from an incomprehensible civilization of alien gods (each one several times larger than the city you've spent most of your life inside) for the glory of your GodMomEmpress

Get attacked by a platoon of soldiers from a rival megacity, they're an offshoot of your species except like twice as big (basically orks) and like 10% of them are genetically modified supersoldiers with wings

Luckily, you've been engineered from birth to spit acid so you and your antfriends successfully defeat the rival ants and their winged miniboss

Die from getting stuck on a jolly rancher

[hexbugswallower]

Ants are God's personal wargame

[glutko]

PERVERT

[importantcatpics]

[kittyfight]

Professor said something slightly incorrect about something I know a lot about 14,000 dead countless injured

[melowoof]

[shintsukidex]

Midnight snack