bruv

[beckette]

FAQ

[dulect]

Q: what the hell is wrong with you?

A: yeah

[endless-puppies]

[nutheadgee-deactivated20190314]

THIS IS SO PURE. The baby is as big as their parent’s head. I’m sobbing

[rashemibabe]

Why babies always trying to eat somebody’s face 😂

[astraldemise]

god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

[valquita]

so, a vampire?

[astraldemise]

i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood

[nisslaboratories]

Is it your blood?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, yes

[nisslaboratories]

Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood

[tahthetrickster]

[alexander]

this is my fucking favorite vine and it took me so long to find it, very underappreciated

[avadcniels]

[medievalthymes]

a list of current immortals

florence welch: probably like 200 BCE celtic queen

keeanu reeves: 1500 renaissance hoe

jeff goldblum: late 1800′s i would guess

harry styles: fairly new immortal, 1970′s 

lorde: 1920′s flapper era

hozier: man who even knows, rough estimate is like, 400 BCE

john mulaney: 1930′s/40′s, still bitter about the great depression probably and if he could put it in a bit with out being #exposed he would

paul rudd: newest to the immortal club, didn’t age past the 1990′s

[gahdamnpunk]

Her tuition so damn high she can wear whatever tf she wants

[smallswingshoes]

Spite goals

[disasterbisexual-moved]

LET YOUR ART BE UGLY!!! LET YOUR WRITING BE BAD!!! DANCE OFFBEAT!!! SING OFF KEY!!! LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO LET YOUR FEAR OF NOT BEING GOOD ENOUGH PREVENT YOU FROM LEARNING AND ENJOYING NEW THINGS!!! 

[eyyyiwantdeath]

[fatpikachupics]

actually there is one more

[hellsite-yano]

This rhymes

[goweninsane]

Next time my teacher makes us read a poem this will be it

[vladtheunfollower]

[bagh0st-deactivated20240223]

Hes trying his best. I love him.

[2spleenz]

MILO YOURE A RACEHORSE

[mielparaoshun]

[aww-so-pretty]

I love huskys for the next reasons

[insomniac-arrest]

there is only one universal feeling at 4am, and that feeling is ‘4am’

[insomniac-arrest]

there is no other word for the dead silence, empty streets, crunching numbness in your core, the feeling of tingling in every limb and peeling darkness outside

the ticking clock in your chest that informs you time is passing and yet not passing at all, the feeling of loss and nothingness and complete ownership- no one else owns this time, not school, not work, not God himself

that is 4am.

[insomniac-arrest]

this post has given me some of the most unnerving notes I’ve seen

oh, and also this one:

[thecutestofthecute]

[addictedtothe-thrill]

Flip your phone upside down

[starwarsgraphictee]

worth it

[trestyoselfchris-deactivated201]

I’m high rn and I just experienced pure joy

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mintykiwi]

people who can’t read backwards i’m so sorry

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[zanmor]

BEHOLD THE

C O R B