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Laila (she/her) || 20s a saltburn sideblog because i have gone absolutely fucking mad about it follows/likes from american-duchess

[elspeth-catton]

today i'm thinking about how "i love you" was the first thing felix said to oliver and the last thing oliver said to felix

[flashphotograph]

SWEET BABY ANGEL PART 5  JACOB ELORDI as FELIX CATTON  SALTBURN 2023

[k-wame]

🗣️📢 L O U D E R

[yesornopolls]

Have you ever seen a movie more than once in theaters?

Have you ever seen a movie more than once in theaters?

Yes

No

Voting ended onOct 2, 2024

[elspeth-catton]

IT'S MURDER ON THE DANCEFLOOR!!!

[mylovelookup]

Modern au

[elspeth-catton]

went on a little trip to oxford today ♥️

[virginprune]

shipping venetia/oliver to make people mad and also my brain juicier thanks

[elspeth-catton]

literally they are so good

[unrape-deactivated20230827]

NEED!!!

[amsyist]

[cupkaykie]

No thoughts, just Rosamund Pike in a Felix Catton t-shirt 🥰

[elspeth-catton]

daily reminder that it's asshole behavior to post hate about a fandom in the main tag. the amount of "this thing sucks don't bother with it" in the main tag of a fandom i see is disappointing, leave your hate untagged unless you're doing something besides spreading negativity. constructive criticism is one thing and talking about your feelings surrounding something is one thing, but spreading hate to solely spread hate and purposefully putting it somewhere where people that love the thing go is something only assholes do xx

[slashfuhrer]

so I keep seeing this sentiment around tumblr. This idea that if you wanna spill out your negative emotions about a piece of media then you should do it in a way that ensures that as few people as possible see it (mainly by not using the main tag)

And I honestly dont' see why it's such a big deal, like are yall fellow saltburn fans really feeling horribly hurt and victimized by seeing somebody on main go "ew saltburn totally sucked"? it's not like they're spreading incitements to violence against a persecuted group or sth, let people's brain death about a piece of media run free lol

Also the main tag is LITERALLY JUST THE TAG FOR POSTS REFERENCING THAT CONTENT and I find it insane that tumblr has collectively decided that the main tag actually stands for "main tag positivity", what gargantuan level of insecurity is this even I'm pretty sure that we the saltburn fandom are strong enough to take seeing some hate about it, we are after all in love with a movie where a dude fucks a grave and kills three people. I'd think that would make us capable of not gnawing our arms off whenever we see somebody hate on it

[elspeth-catton]

it's not the fact that people are using the main tag for hate, it's the fact that it's rare that i see anything BUT hate in the main tag, there is literally no reason to use the saltburn tag when that is the only thing you will ever post about the movie and never plan on using the tag. it's different if you're in the fandom and are posting about things you like/dislike. i dislike a LOT of things about the movie, but it's like going into someones home in another neighborhood and saying "your house sucks" and then walking right out, there's literally no point. i don't feel victimized, it just sucks when you love something and go to look at things fellow fans of the movie say, and it's literally nothing but hate. it makes me not want to bother looking or posting anything when all i see is negativity, but i guess that's just me 🤷‍♀️

[elspeth-catton]

daily reminder that it's asshole behavior to post hate about a fandom in the main tag. the amount of "this thing sucks don't bother with it" in the main tag of a fandom i see is disappointing, leave your hate untagged unless you're doing something besides spreading negativity. constructive criticism is one thing and talking about your feelings surrounding something is one thing, but spreading hate to solely spread hate and purposefully putting it somewhere where people that love the thing go is something only assholes do xx

[sleepyashelio]

no trunks allowed in the field.

[toosaltycoffee]

Hades!Oliver/Persephone!Felix

Oliver's day vision is pretty fucked but he willing to takes off his sunglasses for love

Thanks @saturno-astronaut for the wonderful idea😘🥰 I couldn't stop thinking about her Hadestown!au, so here it is!

original post here

[icantspellthings]

PLEASE BE REAL PLEAS BE RELA PLEAUS BE REALAKA PLEAESE PELALSW PLEAAE

[icantspellthings]

Actually this is probably not really and is just a joke lmao, the account is a 19 yr old girl. I'm so stupid, who falls for misinformation? This bitch 😂

[mpixx]

honestly, i don't think she's gonna release cut scenes. there is an interview (i think the one where jacob hands barry the coffee from the floor) where she says she doesn't like to even talk about deleted scenes because there is a reason they didn't make it into the film and she wants the film to be what it is?

[icantspellthings]

Yeah I remember that, but I just like to hold on to delusional hopes lol. This is definitely not real what a sad sad day 😭

[leiflitter]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

When he found his way to the kitchen, Oliver had his back to him, scooping instant coffee into a mug. He didn't turn around, even though Felix was dripping all over the floor, water pitter-pattering like rain. He was glad to see that the windows had that semi-opaque privacy film on- it meant he could cross the kitchen and wrap his wet arms around Ollie without accidentally flashing a neighbor.  Oliver went deathly still- the teaspoon heaped with brown powder, still inside the jar.  “Did you, uh- did you not spot the towel?”  Felix leaned down, peering at Oliver's face. He was staring straight forward- his eyes twitched, resisting the impulse to look at him.  “Loosen up- it's just a bit of water.” He leaned forward, pecking Ollie's cheek. “I promise I won't do anything stupid, Olls. I'm just going to miss you when I go back, and you've been an absolute brick. Let me give you a little cuddle, yeah?”

More YAH!art! Kitchen Hugs from The Liability Otherwise Known As Felix Catton