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me as a mom
i feel like it needs to be said that this is a quote from carly rae jepsen
distressing things to say to your friends
Been getting into ceramics lately
How do they taste man
It hasn’t even been five minutes. Why do so many of you think I’m eating it. It hasn’t even been five minutes.
Yeah yeah whatever how do they taste man
Not so good.
common advice for social anxiety is to tell yourself "people aren't going to think less of you just because you said something a bit daft" but the thing is. sometimes they will. and you just have to learn to be cool with that and to treat it as a dnd random encounter rather than letting it ruin your whole day
recent example. lady at my careers appointment had a post-it with her name on it stuck to the monitor, so i introduced myself by saying cheerfully "hello, i'm eliot! you must be [name], it's nice to meet you!" and she stared at me as if i was the stupidest person alive and said icily, "yeah, i'm [name]. congratulations, you can read."
in bygone times this would have reduced me to a sort of quivering blancmange. thankfully i am now in a place where i was able to pull back, evaluate this interaction, and say to myself "this woman should probably not be working in a customer-facing job"
When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed
She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string
Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀
Good news! Whäle shark lämp 🥰
A lot more than 4 of us are impressed
Listening to a podcast
"Let's take a word from our sponsor."
*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"
*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"
*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"
*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"
*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"
*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"
*Go back 15 seconds*
Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?
and that much ado? it's about nothing
Blankie suck Paws mach fuck Father was a monster truck Claws so long Eyes so fierce Biscuits for a hundred years
Perfect woman
She’s everything to me
forgot to leave a note for my doordasher to bring a blunt weapon to get past the catacomb skeletons so congrats to whichever necromancer is about to get my banh mi i guess
have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out
can i come over and implant false memories of us being childhood friends?
Sure! You always did that when we were younger!
who up perceiving and reacting to stimulus
That is. a great username. The first thing I saw upon opening tumblr. Thank you.
Woah. They weren’t kidding organisms will perceive and react to stimulus.
Rip Anthony Stewart Head.
Here's an amazing story about him that I read years ago and never forgot.
I'd hoped to meet him at a convention, myself, one day.
Tired: J.K. Rowling supporting a woman with anti-trans views. Wired: Buffy actor Anthony Stewart-Head quietly going above and beyond for his
This kid is all grown up and is on Bluesky.