I’m a Fortuitous Turnip Harvest

Elster. 29. Vaguely corporeal status. Asks are open.

[abbiistabbii]

The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.

[indigonite]

This getting your eyes and mind hijacked by an eldritch being is easy

[falloutgirlboy]

when u reactivate glados in portal 2 and she goes "oh... its you" i go 🥰❤️🥰🥰🥰😍😌❤️🥰❤️❤️❤️🥰❤️😍❤️😌😌✨️✨️🥰❤️😍✨️🥰❤️❤️ like babygirl you are so full of disgust and contempt for me

[professional-egg-layer]

woah dude..... your hurt sound is vaguely sexual..... im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

you ever find a piece of clothing and feel like you just stumbled upon an essential bit of your character design

[wygolvillage]

your minimalist child getting destroyed by my baroque baby

[bundibird]

I dont really care if you use the term bisexual or pansexual, but what i DO care about is that you understand that bisexuality at NO stage in history was EVER trans-exclusionary. Bisexuality has always included trans folks, and non-binary folks, and the entire spectrum of gender between male and female, as well as Definitively Gender and agender. It has ALWAYS meant "attraction to more than one gender." It has NEVER meant "attraction to cis men and women only."

So, pan, bi, use whichever label you will. But do NOT buy into the recent-years innacurate concept that bisexuality is attraction to cis men and women only, because thats literally never been the case.

[bundibird]

@brassmama exactly.

^^ Like. Its literally right there in the middle of the flag.

And by contrast, this is what the pan flag colours mean:

So literally its just......

bi colours = "same gender, opposite gender, and other genders"

pan colours = "men, women, and nb people."

Those two things are...... not all that different to each other.

The purple has always, literally since the flag was created, meant "more genders."

And bisexuality included "more genders" in the definition before the bi flag was created, too. Thats why they included the purple bar in the first place, because it was reflective of bisexual people's attraction to and relationship with gender.

If you feel that pansexual suits you better, or you like the pan flag more, then thats fine -- but don't spread the misconception that bisexuality is remotely exclusionary. Because its literally never been.

[teaboot]

Went through a period where my favourite thing to paint was a humanoid figure in yellow robes whose head was a levitating human skull with the antlers of a deer. He spoke directly into a person's head in their own mental voice and his name was Zachariah. He was the closest thing I've had to an imaginary friend and you know what? I miss him

[beowulf22121]

Oddly close to the king in yellow....

You wouldn't happen to have Lovecraftian horrors in your family tree would you? Maybe close friends of the family?

[teaboot]

Holy fucking shit, dude

I've never read Lovecraft I've never heard that name but I thought "haha wouldn't it be funny if I looked this guy up and he looked like my guy? Wouldn't that be hilarious?" But I DID and HOLY FUCKING SHIT

This is him. This is the guy.

There are some differences, like my Zachariah never had tentacles, or a crown, but this is it. The yellow robes, the antlers-

I always drew him with sort of a shifting geometric pattern in the fabric but if this dude died and came back with a bare skull where his face is it would be exactly the same

What the fuck, I painted my first portrait of him in like 2016, where the FUCK did I PUT IT

[isaiahomega]

Ahhhh, so you must've channeled him in his younger years, before he became king.

The Prince in Yellow?

[birdandmoon]

A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

[symphonicseauxl]

Not interested in a love I have to earn or perform for. I want to be loved as a choice, on purpose, not as a reward

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

[hateful-theresa]

You're really cute. Would you prefer to have fairy lights or a night light in my basement?

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

Love a self-inflicted time loop. The main character isn’t trapped.  They can stop whenever they want.  But how can they when things aren’t perfect yet?  They can do better than this.  They need to try again.  They can get it right this time.  They just need to try again.  They can stop anytime they want.  Just one more time.  They can fix this. They just need to try again.  There are still things to fix.  They just need to try again.

[sandmandaddy69]

[disgruntledseagull]

Oh so the pondering is a brooding behavior they are waiting for their sons to hatch I see

[randomitemdrop]

New theory about the nature of Orbs dropped

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

@girlofswords

[elainiisms]

y'all are always complaining about how gay rep has to be perfect and unproblematic like speak for yourself i personally love it when they try to murder each other

[valtsv]

a ghost flies into me to possess me and flies out a minute later wheezing and coughing and visibly horrified

[valtsv]

a demon tries to possess me but it just bounces off me like it ran headfirst into a glass door