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Elster. 29. New main blog where I post my art and interact with people. This blog is 18+ so minors, please dni. Ageless blogs will be blocked. Chibi-Sean icon by @slashesotron

[elsterguts]

Hiya! Snacks are over there!

I'm Elster, you can call me Elster! As a simple gal living her best creative life, I write and draw and do some personal VO fun while simping for monsters and murderers and all manner of mayhem. This blog WILL contain adult themes (Gore, body horror, overt horror themes, etc) along with all my other interests. As such;

This Blog is 18+ only! Minors and ageless blogs WILL be blocked! 💙

This is to protect myself and others! If any of the mentioned topics above squick you out, then it's not likely that my blog is for you. Move along, please!

Interested in my OCs, art, or something else? Check out my tags! #elster.art -> my art, including doodles and finished pieces #elster.writing -> my writing, including drabbles #elster.ocs -> my OCs! Looking for someone specific? Find them under Verse tags or character tags! (Coming soon~) #elster.speaks -> my personal posts, ask responses, and rare VO junk I do tag personal content with trigger tags, but I mean. The warnings are right there my guy, I dunno what else to tell you. Please don't hesitate to reach out and say hello! I do bite, ask me about it. 💙

[elsterguts]

so question

are there any entomologists with a passing interest in pottery out here in the wild? i have this bowl that summons bugs to it (usually bees and wasps, sometimes beetles or flies) and i'm just kinda curious now

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

[retquits]

greetings from the home of the brave

[girlnephew]

[teratocrat]

"imagine holding a boy down and chewing his wings off 😖😵‍💫" -posts an ant would make if they made tumblrs small enough

[the-bear-woman]

The Australian Ballet is doing Alice in Wonderland again and on one hand I’ve seen it before, and on the other, their Queen of Hearts has my favourite costume in anything every

[the-bear-woman]

It’s just this and her court pushes her around the stage on wheels and every act it gets taller until she towers over everyone

[the-bear-woman]

Also in act 3 (I think) it swings open at the front and her husband is sitting inside reading a newspaper

[the-bear-woman]

I saw this again on Tuesday so here are some things I’d forgotten about:

This is the only Alice adaptation I’ve ever seen that doesn’t cut the caucus race

The mad hatter wears taps throughout and it’s so jarring and surprising it’s perfect

The executioner shadows almost everyone who dances with the Queen

Lewis Carroll is a character in the ballet and becomes the white rabbit who leads Alice into wonderland which is bad and wrong because Carroll is the dodo but does work very well

They started dropping rose petals from the ceiling onto the audience when Alice looked through the door to the garden and it was utterly magic

The Cheshire Cat is made of about 10 different puppets that dance around the stage

Which reminds me Alice is styled after Alice Liddell rather than the John Tenniel illustrations

I don’t think the king of hearts actually dances he just wanders around looking confused

[paraphernaliawagon]

here’s a video

[paraphernaliawagon]

more. (btw this is a parody/reference to the very famous “rose adagio” from sleeping beauty)

[paraphernaliawagon]

the Caterpillar is pretty neat too

(all of these videos are from the Royal Ballet’s productions in 2014 and 2017)

[catrinecat]

Finally an adaptation that makes feel like I’m going to have stroke, it’s perfect

[themummersfolly]

This looks fucking bonkers, I love it.

[nephilidae]

How can anyone hate Junji Ito 

[demigodoftheatre]

I love when you recognize junji ito’s style and you read on not knowing if it’s going to be horrific or just cute cat stuff

[nick-nellson]

Scream (1996) dir. Wes Craven

[jay-ly]

It's my baby ‼️🤧

[irreparableinnocence]

Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about ✨ neurodivergent protagonists ✨ ? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then I've got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

[gummie-shark]

☀️ The Sun and The Omen 🌀

Sometimes winning isn't all it's meant to be..

Ft. Kheros ( @elsterguts ) and Lullnia

If I were to ever make a comic it would probably have a coloring style of something akin to this. But whose to say lol.

[p0rk-guts]

More guard dog/attack dog dynamicsss......

Character A who has B wrapped around their finger and thinks they're completely in control of their precious loyal partner x Character B who is way more powerful and aware than A thinks and A only controls B because B lets them but B definitely gets off on that fact

[pocketss]

happy old gnoll

[aanxii]

Teeth of the Valley

[redstonedust]

huge fan of when the good guys are themed on dark colors and spiky scrappy punk aesthetics and the bad guys are themed on light colors and angelic imagery and order. always such a banger.

[antichrister]

*sees slugs on the sidewalk after it rained*

me:

[thecollectibles]

Mermay 2025 (11-20) by Christophe Young