juno steel really is the character ever. he’s a noir detective. he’s a space pirate. he’s a lady. he’s a man. he once swallowed a mysterious pill just to keep it from getting into the wrong hands. he’s afraid of heights but still nearly fell out of a window to save a note from his master thief crush. his entire life was ruined by martian walt disney when he was four. he’s the greatest sharpshooter around but he doesn’t know how to work a computer. his best friend is his secretary. he’s thrown a cat off a balcony. he finally resolved that he wanted to live and then walked out into the radioactive desert alone like ten minutes later. he once briefly became a mutant sewer rabbit’s mom. he’s depressed. he’s traumatized. he’s in love. he’s healing and growing as a person. he’s lost an eye twice and it was somehow the same one both times. he’s even bisexual
