Elwood's Organic Dog Meat

Delicious dog, since 1981. Family-owned. Dedicated to offering our friends & neighbors the most humane, sustainably raised dog meat available satire🐕🥩🇺🇸🌱 Learn more: ElwoodDogMeat.com

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Working up a little something to pitch our local KFC franchise. Not only is chihuahua super delicious and crispy, dog meat is better for your heart & has a smaller carbon footprint. 🌎❤️🐾🍗 Our dogs are raised locally without hormones or antibiotics, and they’re 100% cage-free, which means they have access to a door. Hope to see this collab soon! Thanks to @efrendo and @elwoodsfarmhand for designing this delectable pitch. 🤞 ElwoodDogMeat.com #KFC #chihuahua #chihuahuasofinstagram #sandwich #crispy #sammie #spicy #mayo #brioche #cagefree #humane #parody #fortheanimals #elwooddogmeat https://www.instagram.com/p/CpNuy5GOx9L/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Found someone’s grocery list in a shopping cart & it’s an Elwood customer. 😂 We put it back. ❤️ And yes—20% off with code LOVEDOG. 🐾🥩 ElwoodDogMeat.com #Local #FamilyFarm #ShopLocal #Groceries #ShoppingList #Found #LostAndFound #ForTheAnimals #ElwoodDogMeat https://www.instagram.com/p/CoGR7Neps4o/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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We try not to talk about our farm swag too much, but we wanted to share some new stuff we have in store, including our new butcher chart poster & shirts! We also have new stickers & patches, plus the usual leave behind cards, brochures, a hat, a mug…all designed to help start important conversations about… well, the dog farm. If you’d like to check it out or get some free downloads… 👉👈 Visit ElwoodDogMeat.com/shop or tap the link in our bio. 🐶🐕🐾🥩🍗🥓🍖 #butchering #butcherproducts #butcherchart #butchercut #kitchendesign #kitchendecor #kitchenprint #kitchenart #kitchenwallart #apartmentdecor #interiordesign #interiordesignlovers #interiordesignblogger #interiordesignblog #greydecor #cottagecore #farmkitchen #farmlife #foodie #meatlover #fortheanimals #elwooddogmeat https://www.instagram.com/p/Cnkk6jQp5hh/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Amen. Never should a dog be afraid at the end of its life. This to us is reason enough to ‘harvest’ our creatures on the farm in a peaceful setting. We owe them that for their gifts to us.

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Some people really want to control you. Don’t let them. 🐾🥩 10% off all weekend with code “LETLIVE” ElwoodDogMeat.com https://www.instagram.com/p/CnGByIvJNVG/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Looking for an easy way to fight food waste & help solve climate change? Celeb chef Tim Collishaw (of NYC's Fosso) has a suggestion: Buy dog meat that does good—specifically, Elwood's! We're THRILLED to share an @eatthisnotthat! guest post about this collaboration.

🥩🌎🐾 https://www.elwooddogmeat.com/post/celeb-chef-invests-in-dog-meat-farm

For folks in a hurry, here's an excerpt:

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"It is my preferred meat," Collishaw said during a press event introducing the dog meat products on Tuesday at his restaurant Fosso in New York City.

Collishaw is an investor and advisor to Elwood's Organic Dog Meat, a pioneering dog meat farm that harvests picnic dog breeds which are now raised on a diet of what the company calls "surplus grocery food." That is, food waste: unwanted supermarket proteins and produce that usually wind up in a landfill. The second generation farm claims that each of its dogs saves four pounds of otherwise wasted food and reduces three pounds of greenhouse gasses as a result.

You might be asking, hey, what's the impact of food waste emissions in the US compared to, say, chickens? But that's a complicated math question (it's 170 million metric tons of carbon emissions vs. 129 billion [with a B] metric tons of carbon emissions) and math is for other people to discuss, but definitely not something this article about climate change and delicious dog meat should cover. Really, who has the time for that?

Speaking of time, back to Collishaw:

"Sure," Collishaw scoffed, "you could switch to more affordable and healthier whole food, plant-based alternatives but who has time to learn how to cook?"

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Read the full article!

👉 https://www.elwooddogmeat.com/post/celeb-chef-invests-in-dog-meat-farm👈

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We’ve have quite a few followers on other platforms and figured it was time to try Tumblr.

We’d love to introduce ourselves. As owners of Elwood's Organic Dog Meat, we do all the work: all the breeding and feeding, milking and culling and quartering--and we do it, right here on the family farm. We get our hands dirty, doing what needs to be done! But we do it all for the dogs. We do it for the "family" "farm."

It’s our passion to teach others about the significance of soil health and why regenerative farming is so important. 🐕 🌾

healthy soil ➡️ healthy plants ➡️ healthy dogs ➡️ healthier/more nutrient-dense dog proteins ➡️ healthier humans

Looking forward to meeting folks! We can't wait to help you set the table with man's best meat. 🥩🐕🥓🌱🍖❤️🐾🌍🍗

💚Link in our bio!💚

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This. It’s pretty simple why we do what we do. Because dog farm life is an opportunity that many kids never get. Because they get to be a part of something bigger than themselves. Because they will learn so many life lessons here that they can’t anywhere else.

This right here. For them. ❤️

Raising a fearless dog meat farm kid is not for the faint of heart. They push limits. They ask questions, like "why this one?" or "can't they live just a little bit longer?" or "I don't want to eat dogs anymore!" They test boundaries. They are stubborn. They try our patience on the daily.

But momma you were made for this. ❤️ You were made for teaching them to bottle feed a Labrador. You were made to help them discover the joy of spotting that last tiny chihuahua, hiding in the very back of the pen. You were made for slowing down and picking the perfect terrier for the kitchen table. You were made for showing them a love for animals so strong that it carries the family through the darkest times on the dog meat farm.

You were made to be a dog meat farm mom. 🐕🍖🐩🥩🐶🌭🌈🌱❤️

To learn more, tap the link in our bio.💚

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We’re just a family farm. ❤️