This Is A Gemini Hate Blog

Eat my shorts jabronies - Knope out

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

[tumboner]

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[thatsoundsprettynice]

YES

[xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116]

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

[emamie]

i haven’t really been active lately but talk to me

[shewhosoothes-deactivated201711]

some of u aren’t even introverted you’re just weird

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

The exec chef and chef de cuisine want to personally take me under their wing because they see I’m all about this cooking shit and omg the chefs that Gordon Ramsay personally hired see potential in me!!!

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I submitted my application and resume

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

My interview is in a few hours. I got this but wish me luck

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I GOT THE FUCKING JOB

[922703]

[boingmann]

reblog for good luck

[hahaveryfunny-deactivated202109]

dog: BARK

me (with the same tone and volume): WHAT

[hermitprivilege]

A weird thing that happens to people with Autism/Asperger’s/ADD/ADHD/OCD is that neurotypicals always try to copy your strange habits for no reason. Like for example I hold my pens/pencils weirdly and whenever someone notices that, they always ask “how do you DO that??” and then proceed to try to write holding their pen the same way I do (and they mess up horribly because they have had no practice holding it the way I do and it doesn’t come naturally to them).

Like, it’s not ableist or anything, but it’s just kinda annoying?

[emamie]

a lot of people hold their pens oddly i don’t think that has anything to do with mental illness or that the people who do it realize that they’re imitating someone with a mental illness

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

dont say nothin just reblog if she looks like who you know we all think she looks like

[thegothamgays]

This might actually be the most cursed tweet I’ve ever seen

[snufkunt]

gen z kids don’t give a single fuck and they’re all like 9

[grandnutin-deactivated20200122]

Actually, Generation Z began in 1998. So if you’re 19 or younger, you’re gen Z

[amayikes]

Actually Actually I’ve read that it began in 95. So as far as 22, I’m sorry for you but you’re gen Z.

[hduece]

18-23 year olds who are in the weird gray area between generations

[emamie]

me

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

I got like zero sleep and I’m at work trying to act like a human being and I was nearly moved to tears by a stock photo of a sad businessman

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

he;s so sad

[dailyjackiechan]

cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”

[brokebooklover]

Ok usually, but the one exception to this is the guy who bought 5 boxes of Mac and cheese and three boxes of condoms. This was only noteworthy because I work in a bookstore and I had no clue we sold condoms.

[bralnwashingquirk]

i want to know how it’s normal for a bookstore to sell mac and cheese but not condoms

[mcavoy]

There’s literally a tweet for everything.

[fineandfancyfree]

here’s the link to the tweet (yes, it’s real) https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/734231223002894337?lang=en

[z-nogyrop]

imagine we make contact with an alien species that’s like, vastly technologically superior, they could fucking kill us in a single shot if they really wanted to

and this species has never eaten salad before. and we show them salad and they eat it and they’re like holy living fuck this is tasty. and suddenly they’re offering us huge houses with all kind of advanced technological shit and incredible medical care and all the amenities and everything, with the only condition that we keep making salad for them.

and like, salad isn’t even hard to make. grab some plants, dump em in a bowl. it doesn’t have to be fancy salad, they’ll fall all over themselves for the most mediocre salad in the world. we can make so much salad that we’re practically drowning in it, even if we eat some of the salad ourselves. and in exchange we’re protected from danger, we have great living conditions, it’s basically paradise compared to life on earth

imagine

[z-nogyrop]

now realize that this is what bees have done to us

[brucebocchi]

[mydisneydaze]

Lane was very excited to see Tiana and Naveen again. :)

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

What was that about Tiana not having any fans?

Little Miss Lane seems to adore her.

[revysprite-deactivated20170502]

THIS IS SO CUTE????

[rosa-sparkz-deactivated20160710]

awwwwwwwwwa

[beautifulgodzilla]

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

[beautifulgodzilla]

[mariesbookblog]

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE SECOND PART

[sinkinga-w-a-y-deactivated20150]

The notes on this!!

[piercingsandink]

Awww

[prepfordwife]

“Can i pick u up on thursday?” AWWWWWWW

[thingsthatbeginwithb]

lol he just wanted to buy her some superman pjs that werent on sale??! ~

[meleedamage]

can they see this right now??

OMG HE’S ADORABLE