Look At All This Stuff

Used to be everyusernameistakensoyeah. Kind of a humor blog. Lots of random fandom stuff. I’m twenty-nine years old.

[neowbo]

I'm obsessed with artificial lighting art style

[constermonster]

Quick Dabi ahh

[darsarts]

a lover’s heart

[zoglin]

What you can’t see is me with the controller panicking and yelling

[thatonenewdungeonmaster]

[gimmickbird-deactivated20231221]

Love that the internet will tell. You mazda had to do a model recall because spiders were uncontrollably attracted to their cars in 2014 then you read more and find it happened before woth the same car company in 2011

[gimmickbird-deactivated20231221]

Mazda spokesmen say "lol idk"

[gimmickbird-deactivated20231221]

For those wondering apparently this breed of spiders fucking loves gasoline, mazda built anti spider springs to push them out and a software patch to. Do something with fuel pressure in case they did get in and weaved loads of webs that fucked up thr fuel capacity and no one knows why it was mazdas in particular that got infested

[aflo]

this is one of those problems you have to solve in a dream

[unclefather]

new states just dropped and white supremacist sharks live there

[brucebocchi]

[gregorsamsaofficial]

in a world where the concept of privacy has been eroded so completely, our phones seem to listen to our conversations,and our personal data is sold indiscriminately for profit, all for the sake of making ads as targeted as possible, being recommended ball trimmers when you don’t have balls. is a beautiful thing

[ryebreadgf]

well first of all honk shoo. and second of all mimimimi.

[werewolfbarista]

*glomps u* omg hiiiii!! haaaiiiiiii!!!! ( >w<) *BITES U BITES U BITES U BITES U BITES U B

[r0zeclawz]

*being torn to shreds screaming blood everywhere* haiiiiiii hehe aaaaaa!!! aaa hehe

[werewolfbarista]

[petr1kov]

it feels strange to me now that undertale garnered such a reputation for being edgy due to fan interpretations when the game itself is just SO earnest and sentimental that it hurts. like, it's a game about connection and friendship and love and it's so forward with that message that it gets silly with it, but that's just because it really really wants you to care. it's the least cynical game i've ever seen, even on it's worst routes

[bigshotarchitect-deactivated202]

you guys are SO right

[runby2]

Speedrunners have ruined their entire speedruns of Undertale last second because they chose to hug Asriel at the end. The game is so impactful that even speedrunners, understandably disregarding everything about the game except for what they need to memorize in order to get the fastest time for their sport, have seen Asriel and couldn't help but let him know in his last moments that they forgive him.

[brucebocchi]

[brottagecore-deactivated2025101]

The first real victim of reverse toxic masculinity.

[hydroflorix]

loving the way time and context has turned dracula into a comedy

[orteil42]

as a creator you shouldn’t have to feel like you constantly gotta one-up yourself. consider one-downing yourself instead. keep producing worse content to make your previous work look great by comparison

[captin-owl]

image how much better if everyone, adults, teens, younger kids, all got recess. like if everyone got 45 minutes to an hour to just play around outside, do fun things, be “childish” and things

[captin-owl]

like my post you cowards, imagine it!

[allbeesarelesbians]

a judge: the court will now take a recess

all the lawyers: [scramble to put on sneakers and get to the playground first]

[growrotten]

hey y’all do you want to see a dragon that i drew

[growrotten]

of course you do here he is

[ida-backwards-intherain]

i definitely did want to see this

[glumshoe]

why does every cartoon character wear these underwear:

[gravitygals]

why don't u

[glumshoe]

because if I wore these underwear the universe would conspire to constantly put me in situations where my pants would get pulled down or destroyed and it’s so hard to find good pants

[theevenprime]

I have a few pairs of these exact underwear, which I wore whenever possible as a camp counselor.

The reason was that, if you get pantsed, and you weren't in on the joke / it wasn't planned, that's a massive breakdown in respect and discipline, and you have to make an example of that kid (generally by wrestling them, and in serious cases, taking away candy privileges). But getting pranked is still a bad look, and makes it seem cool to rebel against your authority.

However, if you get pantsed, and you are in on the joke, everyone has a good laugh, including you, and no one was actually rebelling. It both makes you look like a cool authority figure and makes the person doing it look like they're the sort of person in cahoots with counselors. Then, if there's a behavioral issue, you can have that quiet conversation later, away from an audience.

And since those underwear are so culturally specific as punchlines in a pantsing gag that the only plausible reason to be wearing them is if you're in on a slapstick act, you can retroactively Shanghai any would-be prankster into looking like they did it with your consent and planning, which not only keeps you from indignity, it makes sure that they're rewarded by laughter and attention for looking like they're cooperating with the staff, encouraging that in the future and bringing them in from the outside of the social-reward structure you're trying to set up, where it's cool too be wacky but responsible.

That preparation effort paid off maybe four times across three years, but it was completely worth it.

The downside, of course, is that when one of your kids goes missing in a storm when it's hailing and pouring sheets of water, and you don't have many dry clothes left, you're reduced to running through the rain looking for them in your underwear, which are situationally inappropriate / jarringly comical to the full extent possible.

[totesmgoats01-published-author]

I have literally never put more than 3 seconds of thought into what pair of underwear I’m going to wear. Meanwhile tumblr user theevenprime is playing 6 dimensional chess with their undergarments.

I guess I gotta step my game up.