R. 125 XIII the swan

⭒ ca ⭒ she/her ⭒ 23 ⭒

[hellokittywutang]

[obsob]

i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy

[ehlihr]

Artblocked so i doodled alex drawing on the couch

[ehlihr]

my real life gf is a character of some kind

[pathologising]

one thing about me is that I am going to cry

[jesterlesbian]

beautiful women named extreme heat warning keep blowing up my phone

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

reverse suicide note where everyone you write on it dies

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

wait

[definitely-not-a-plant]

and we could call it something like... murder note.. or something.. Kill note.. die note... we can workshop it later

[t00thpasteface]

random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

[segamascott]

[aflo]

Can love bloom on the battlefield?

[speedlimit15]

love when my internet gets bad and im just scrolling the dash looking at the diagonal gradients

[speedlimit15]

[hp-up]

WHACKA FROM PAPER MARIO

[nemesismess]

[onlinebeast]

And they say brunettes with dimples can’t stabilize the reactor core 😏

[onlinebeast]

Uh Oh

[rainbow-dash-the-ultimate]

I got a bad feeling about this

[onlinebeast]

You and me both Rainbow Dash

[pilss43]

[luvvsbian]

not a day goes by that i do not think about the sims 3’s disgusting moodlet icons

[luvvsbian]

do NOT get me started on this fucking thing. it’s the “greasy food” moodlet. from when you eat food at a food truck. for some fucking reason

[cheddar-baby]

[dragon-png]

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

[bruntalism]

[hawfstuff]

Cannonball

[boycritter]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

[stevebabey]

(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow

[glasslipids]

[steamcleanmymind-deactivated201]

For serious though this cat looks like a mf chromosome