All the Delicious Apples

beep boop

[depsidase]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

[maja-paja]

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

tried to season my fucking dinner but the only hot sauce you can buy is a giant red bottle with a big skull on it and of course when I poured a little out it was a big sinister drop that chuckled darkly so great I'm sure this is going to be awesome

[robogrind]

drawings are secretly the enemy because they start off very nice and unassuming but then when they're about 80% done they start emanating a malevolent aura that makes finishing them the scariest activity you can imagine

[8syntheticanimal8]

[gonzocoded]

blog for me my angel of posting

[amazoogle]

beer before beer that's ✌️two beers

[snydog17]

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

[snydog17]

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

[huffylemon]

[briannyssey]

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

[briannyssey]

🥺🥺

[sashagreys-juul]

*walking into the morgue to find body parts scattered across the floor* oh my god who closed last night

[thosegreenapples]

every time I see a light at the end of the tunnel I get closer and realize it's some jackknifed bitch blocking the way

[1-jar-of-stars]

On Friendship.

[eatingmarkerz]

jarona guy

[squeakitties]

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

[squeakitties]

a lot of people were krilled