Em

Card Carrying Sadboi Squad Member

[stonelions]

he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain

[justgot1]

At the post office today:

Man with beautiful silver undercut and a coach bag: can I get a sheet of stamps please

Clerk: does it matter what kind?

Man, with homosexual despair: EVerything matters to me, unFORtunately.

[fishmechs]

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

[sighingballoon]

#luigi after developing amnesia being interrogated by toads

[sweatervesto]

i had an idea

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

[sighingballoon]

#luigi after developing amnesia being interrogated by toads

[wagamaggot]

charlie day preparing for his role

[lak-draws]

I’m not salty anymore, I just want people to be aware, and I want people to no longer be hurt.

Okay I’m a little salty

[gaybaggins]

tbh i never got why so many straight women are into legolas. like, what do you think hes going to do? top you? i have to laugh

[roboco-san]

what really gets me about ace-attorney-sexy-clown.gif is the suspender snap. that has to hurt. why is she doing that

[good-ol-ben-kenobi]

OK...... WHAT?

[roboco-san]

[de-sterren-nacht]

oh! those arent her real tits, theyre balloons! theres a gif of her tits popping when you catch her in a lie

[roboco-san]

holy shit

[hawwwlucha]

isn't she a murderer in that case she's in?

[smutav]

[liquid-geodes]

Bitch what the fuck-

[skaiandestiny]

That’s not even her real hair.

[skiplo-wave]

Same energy 

[sketchmatters-deactivated202112]

IT’S SHARK SEASON 🦈

[yungsquidward]

in Empire Strikes Back when Obi Wan said “there is another” he was talking about Steven Universe

[transmadotsuki]

Receipts?

[yungsquidward]

[deanky]

Does anyone have the picture like gay people I do not respect and then it’s a pic of the Tallest

[batz]

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

[nyanbinyuri]

[aztechnology]

“ Inge Ginsberg survived the Holocaust and became a spy for the Americans during WWII, smuggling arms to fight the Nazis. She married a composer and they wrote songs together in the 40’s and 50’s that were sung by Nat King Cole, Dean Martin, Doris Day, and Rosemary Clooney, among others. 60 years later, she got back into music and fell in love with Heavy Metal, which she now performs with world-renowned Classical musicians Lucia Caruso and Pedro da Silva – a.k.a. the TritoneKings.” There will never be anything more peak metal than this woman, ever.

[raptorcivilization]

HAPPY PRIDE MOTH

[emdebted]

This website is a constant stream of following people who post #RelatableContent until they inevitably post something personal and you discover what a shitty person they are

[superunfriendlyreminder]

Gross

[mothspaws]

Hey @perisnoop

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[deftomes]

wack.

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

Bilbo: wait I get it now. The dragon is a metaphor for greed and power. We need to ‘defeat’ it by being humble when we get the treasure.

Thorin: Bilbo, for the last time, it’s a real dragon and it has my gold

[misbehavingmaiar]

It’s living in my house, Bilbo