Break Room (Waterboy x F!Reader smut)
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The bell to the shop rings, a faint noise in the back of your mind. After two years on the job, you hardly even look up at the sound anymore. It’s all just background noise. The steady thrum of the slushie machine, the beeps and honks of the cars on the nearby streets, and the quiet smacking of your gum as you fill out your sudoku.
But the little sloshing footsteps are what catch your attention.
You smile to yourself and look up, catching sight of that familiar bright blue suit and wet footprints on the linoleum floor.
He tries not to go straight to you, instead heading for the back freezer and seeming suddenly fascinated by the ice cream, but you can feel him peeking up at you.
“A-after- good afternoon, m-ma’am.” He mumbles awkwardly.
You look up through your lashes at him. “Hi, Herman.”
His face immediately turns pink and he looks away again. He always reacts like that when you say his name which you never understood since he’s the one who told you it. He always has on that smudged name tag and you couldn’t quite read it so he told you.
Well, after a full minute of stammering about him and his job and his grandma he told you.
He finally grabs a random tub of strawberry ice cream and walks it over to the counter.
You smile and ring it up. “Ooh nice, strawberry. My favorite.”
He grins, feeling immensely proud that he managed to pick an ice cream you like. Not that it matters. But for him it does.
“Y-yes, straw-straw-strawberry is good flavor, a very good flavor. I like it a-uh-a lot.”
You look up at him, making intense eye contact while he speaks. You always do that. It’s so overwhelming, his stammer is bad enough but when there are big pretty eyes boring into his face while he’s trying to speak it’s a thousand times worse.
He thinks about those eyes a lot. A lot. Especially when…
The rush of the showerhead is loud but not nearly as loud as Herman’s whines. His spindly hand is wrapped around his long swollen cock, tugging desperately while his head is rested against the glass of the shower door.
“Oh-oh god. Please. Look at me. Talk to me.”
His free arm rests against the door above him, his whole lanky body trembling in anticipation as he pumps himself.
“Fuck, please. Please. Oh god, please. I need you. I need- AH!”
He lets out a pathetic sob as his cum splatters against the glass. He’s incredibly well hydrated for obvious reasons so he’s got a lot of load to shoot when the time comes. And thinking about you? Let’s just say the time comes often.
Like in the sink right after he left the shower.
Or against his mattress in bed.
Or even in his car as he stared at you from his car before he walked in today.
You’re just so so pretty and he is so so weak.
Herman bites the inside of his cheek, trying to will himself to not think about the memory or all the depraved thoughts he’s been having about you all day, every day if he’s completely honest.
You notice his weary expression.
“Herman? Is everything okay?”
He nods quickly, “yes! Y-yes, very good. All very okay- g-good. Yes.”
You smile a bit and chuckle. “Okay whatever you say.”
He gulps, unfortunately looking down at your lips.
Oh fuck. That was a mistake. The cold wet fabric of this suit is doing nothing to prevent the growing-
problem in his pants. He squeezes his legs together, desperately trying to will it away.
Don’t get a boner. Don’t get a boner. Don’t get a-
He snaps his eyes open, staring at you with an expression that’s nothing short of panic.
“Yes I- n-no- no I did not. H-hear, I um- no.”
He nods, scrambling for his wallet while trying to ignore the little coffee stain you got in your uniform, the tight white top stretched over your tits like two watermelons stuffed into a tube sock.
He wants to take a nap on them. They’re probably so soft.
There’s no mistaking it now. There is a huge tent in his suit now and he’s having a very hard time ignoring it.
He tries to slouch, hiding his little transgression from your eyes while he hands you a ten dollar bill.
You open the register, count out his change and hand it to him.
A quarter clatters to the floor accidentally.
Before he can stop you, you’ve looked down. And there it is.
8 inches of Herman straining against the sopping wet spandex of his suit.
You look back up at him and he almost looks like he’s about to burst into tears.
“I-it’s not- I didn’t mean-um- my- I-I’m sorry.”
You shake your head, blushing a little bit and still stealing peeks at him despite yourself.
“Why are you uh…” you nod down towards his boner.
He stares at you helplessly, debating in his head whether or not he should just bolt out the door.
“You um- you’re just very pretty.”
You look back down at the bulge.
Waterboy is kinda packing.
“Y’know… I haven’t taken my break yet.”
Herman’s heart pounds in his chest, blood rushing down to the very cock that’s already threatening to rip through his suit.
Your eyes flick to the door, out at the empty gas pumps, then back to him.
The highly requested Waterboy fic is here!!! The full fic drops tonight at 8 on ao3 @ emerald_lotus, but for now here is a taste.