Memer Magician Girl

I'm actually the Ultimate Magician Girl. Don't talk to me if you have attached earlobes

[grossaustralian]

anyway here’s wonderwall

[fanghusband-remade]

ppl on the street when im androgynous

[transmortifried]

marvel villain who wants to provide clean drinking water for everyone in the world, but they want to do it by squeezing orphans in a big citrus press

[supplimental]

british podcasts be like "rate and review us on iChunes"

[supplimental]

every british person on this post trying to roast me is just going "american podcasts be like [pronounces it correctly]"

[kaijuno]

[baseballigator]

REFOCUS.

RECHARGE.

REBIRTH.

[the-shadows-request-candy-corn]

I’m... interested.

[margaritaville-remade]

dancing bees young and sweet only seven bees

[avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated]

[ostolero]

[misterpaulito]

[egyptiasian-deactivated20210514]

barber: what do u want?

“give me that spongebob crib fam”

barber: say no more.

[sacredstem]

if you had the 2006 guinness book of world records do you remember this guy with the record for the most straws stuffed in a mouth? why is he dressed like he’s in the matrix? slay.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[rudjedet]

I just realised Ph.D should stand for Preferred Hill to Die on.

[kawuli]

CORRECT

[studentlifeproblems]

[marcitlali]

i make ya man wanna speak spanish

[lil-nefertitties]

Italian*👼

[marcitlali]

make ur own sphagetti ass post giada de laurentis

[sadboynate-deactivated20160121]

@dennys why are you calling me at nearly 3am

[dennys]

2 hang

[outaspaceman]

Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

[sinfulseeds-deactivated20200126]

dear god, it lives still

[cozza-frenzy]

Save the date folks, Knife-Wielding Tentacle’s second birthday is November 16th.

[cozza-frenzy]

HAPPY SECOND BIRTHDAY, KNIFE-WIELDING TENTACLE!

[sockhedd]

Of course he’s a Scorpio

[authorized-trash]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[how-ll]

knife-wielding tentacle is 5 years old today…………………

[staff]

They grow up so fast. :’)

[foodchewer]

i put the hot in photo

[dyke-city]

I thought this said “I put the hot in potato”