Murkrow Guy @cancelguyperson - Tumblr Blog

Should probably have a pinned post by now.

I'm cancel, AKA murkrow guy. I make music and say dumb stuff.

Links: Email: [email protected]

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@cancelcovers

BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/cancelfromndubers.bsky.social

discolor3d

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

vinegarss

image that will be increasingly relevant in the coming months

rockergiirl

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

jesterattack

I habe some bad news

rockergiirl

BOTH TOWERS?

bo0zey

i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

bo0zey

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

bo0zey

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

naidje

PLEASE HELP SHIRA SURVIVE A TRANSMISOGYNIST MURDER ATTEMPT

Shira is a kind, hardworking woman who has faced more challenges than most—ju… Mariam Eve needs your support for Help Shira Recover After a

She is currently out on the street with no food or medicine trying to recover from surgery. She desperately needs help!

threegendersinahoodie

CashApp

PayPal

Venmo

thesleepiestspiny

"I'm At Soup" but you're in the room with Lelouch

Visit Original Link

This conversation is funnier hearing just one half of it.

lindleland

not to be a huge downer on main or anything but it truly blows my mind that the biggest concern of most voters right now is a manufactured outrage over migrants and not the very clearly impending apocalypse that is going to Kill Everyone.

we're about to break UK heat records and it's only june. how is reversing climate change not the single focus of every single politician on the planet right now. what are we fucking doing

taliabhattwrites

modeus-the-xenofeminist

countably-infinite-rats

[ch- wait... guys???

tollhousecookie

[n portal through posts 😁

musclemanveryregular

[n portal through posts 😁?

tollhousecookie

Hey check out how hard i ca]

musclemanveryregular

You know who else ca]

countably-infinite-rats

its not that hard guys, wat]

ghouliens

Ötzi the icemans' murderer could still be out there. We just don't know.

just-s0me-stranger

How do we even know he was called Ötzi?

Did he have his name written down on something?

Or is that what the people who dug him up thousands of years later decided to name him?

And how TF does he even have a fanbase?

How TF do you even get a fanbase just for being murdered?

ghouliens

Apologies if this is all stuff you already know and you were being rhetorical but he definitely was not called Ötzi!

Ötzi is a 5300-ish year old mummy, found in the Ötztal Alps in Italy (hence his name). While the earliest form of writing was emerging from Sumer at the time, Ötzi likely came from a civilisation with no writing system.

Ötzi has a fanbase because frankly he's absolutely fascinating. For a long time he was the oldest tattooed person ever discovered (in 2018 older Egyptian mummies were discovered), with 61 tattoos, a series of lines and crosses, primarily on his joints. These tattoos were likely an early form of acupuncture since he had worn joints that likely caused him pain.

The amount we've been able to study and understand about Ötzi is incredible, and he has offered us an incredible view of the European Copper Age. He was 45. He was 5"3. He was around 50kgs. We know what his final meal was, how he dressed, where he came from and how he travelled to the Ötztal region (through pollen in his lungs). We know he was involved in copper smelting (high levels of copper and arsenic in his hair). He could still have 19 descendants alive today. We know he was sick three times in the last six months before he died. We know he had whipworms. We know he was lactose intolerant.

We know he was murdered. Not killed by a stranger, or robbed. He was murdered by someone, and it was probably personal, and he did not know it was coming. He bled out, from an arrow to the back, and nobody helped him.

His last meal was elaborate. He was not on the run, or in a hurry to get away. He was not chased up those mountains. Where was he going? Why was he being followed? His body was not looted. He was a wealthy man, for his time. He had good quality clothes, shoes that people have reconstructed and hiked up the mountain in (and found surprisingly comfortable, apparently).

Weapons, too. He was found with a copper axe, a knife, arrows and an unfinished bow, baskets and medicines. These were all valuable possessions. People were not so rich back then that they could easily discard items like this- so why were they left to rot on the mountain with him? Was the fact they'd been touched by Ötzi really so repugnant to whoever was on that mountain?

There are at least 4 other people's blood on his gear. On the knife. On the arrows. The arrow that they shot him with was left in his back but the shaft was removed.

We know so much about Ötzi. We know everything about his finals hours- except for everything about Ötzi. We do not know who he was, we do not know his name, and we do not know why he was killed. His murderers stand in the shadows and will never come out into the light.

Anyway, that's why I find him fascinating!

hppjmxrgosg

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

hppjmxrgosg