Awkward Nights Or Morning Afters
For those awkward nights or morning afters, these have triggering themes implied but are not explicit.
“Just what did we do last night?”
“Good morning, I guess?”
“And that’s why they don’t let me drink tequila.”
“I don’t remember any of that.”
“At least I won the contest.“
“You got home too late last night and we didn’t get a chance to talk.”
“I don’t get it, what happened? You suddenly like me now?”
“Did you sleep okay last night?”
“Your breakfast is getting cold!”
“No. Go back to sleep.”
“I dreamt about you last night.”
“It’s okay. I couldn’t sleep anyway.”
“Did you have fun with you-know-who last night?”
“Are you lost?”
“Do you know where we are?”
“I guess, starting tomorrow, we can tell people.”
“What are the chances that we’re both serial killers?”
“I was joking about being a serial killer.”
“You ever wonder how you got to this point in your life?”
“I’m really into you. I just can’t be with you…right now.”
“Is there any way we could just go back to normal?”
“You got into a fight, didn’t you.”
“How’d you get those bruises?”
“I’ll take the sofa, you take the bed.”
“What part of "stay put” didn’t make sense to you?“
"We were only supposed to be friends.”
“Are you wearing my shirt?”
“I don’t do relationships.”
“Where do you think you’re going?”
“Why did you let me do that?”
“Please tell me you’re not wearing a ring.”
“Have you seen my shirt?”
“I know I said this the last time, but “Never again.””
“I’m dreaming aren’t I?”
