Sans Serif because why not

Haha nerd

[emeralddem0n696]

Why is writing your own universe so difficult :(

[emeralddem0n696]

I like dimnossurs

[emeralddem0n696]

I feel like tumblr is actually just a window to a parallel universe

[emeralddem0n696]

I will never in my life give birth to a girl.

[emeralddem0n696]

I find it really funny when ads on tiktok or Instagram reels or smth are like "Here's three reasons NOT to buy our product" followed by things that are good about the product.

Like I get that its supposed to be some kind of reverse psychology business tactic that takes into account some kind of ethos or pathos or whatever it was they teach in high school

But like whenever I see one, its just like "Here's four reasons you SHOULDNT buy our squiggly wiggly Bobby Water bottle" and I go "Okay I won't then" and just scroll to the next video.

[emeralddem0n696]

But... didn't he... but twitter...

[emeralddem0n696]

Satisfactory is a wild game

You fr just spend hours upon hours just making a fuckin factory without even knowing how long it's been. I've had this damn game open for 29 hours now and it feels like 3.

[mackonfire]

You are a bottom. A very short bottom.

FUCK YOU LUCAS

[emeralddem0n696]

[mackonfire]

yeah pretty short

pretty and short

[emeralddem0n696]

[retrogamingblog2]

[emeralddem0n696]

To be fair, if someone stole my cake I'd be pretty pissed off too.

[killowave]

[supremeshogunrj]

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

[libraryogre]

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

[emeralddem0n696]

I honest to god forgot about the Area 51 raid

[cannibalchicken]

[emeralddem0n696]

I personally identify Lin Manuel Miranda

[pukicho]

Owning a gun is so vegan. Owning a gun is so vegan.

[pukicho]

[emeralddem0n696]

I'm hard of hearing, could you say it again?

[memeclassheroes]

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

driving my car over a lock and crashing it into the sea ice

[orange-lover]

killing people witha mace

[sofithepaladin]

Causing non-fatal injuries, that man over there, yeah he’s breathing, paralysed from the neck down but breathing… barely

[mackonfire]

riding a tiger into a strangers house

[emeralddem0n696]

Creating a fission bomb out of a simple 3-round gun only using playing cards.

[the-devils-keeper-deactivated20]

replace one word of your url with bitch

[john-tendrils-exclam-the-eighth]

John tendrils exclam the bitch

[lxvenderjewel]

lxvenderbitch

[coppicegate]

Bitchgate

(Sorry. It’s closed)

[the-real-illinois]

The Real Bitch

[realgoogleclassroom]

Real Bitch Classroom

[totally-ikea]

totally bitch

[the-principality-of-sealand]

The bitch of Sealand.

[scruffy-bunny]

tameable bitch

[zsam-the-xkelepunz]

Sam-The-Bitch

[the-voweler]

The-bitch

[mmmm-daily]

bitch-daily

[good-and-evil-daily]

bitch-and-evil-daily

[hawaii-part-ii-daily]

hawaii-part-bitch-daily

[incaseimakeit-daily]

in case i bitch it daily

[intrinsically-inclined]

Bitchily-inclined

[the-jovial-jester-deactivated20]

The-jovial-bitch

[unstableunicornsofasgard]

unstablebitchesofasgard

[mackonfire]

kindaqueerbitch

[emeralddem0n696]

Emeraldbitch696

[emeralddem0n696]

Chat AP Physics is gonna kill me

[pukicho]

Ough

[void-vale]

literally the worst combination of characters in the english orthography

[pukicho]

Ourgh

[emeralddem0n696]

Oh god it got worse